{"id":203750,"date":"2017-07-05T22:50:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T02:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/cryptocurrency-has-its-potato-salad-moment-with-the-useless-ethereum-token-observer\/"},"modified":"2017-07-05T22:50:58","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T02:50:58","slug":"cryptocurrency-has-its-potato-salad-moment-with-the-useless-ethereum-token-observer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/cryptocurrency-2\/cryptocurrency-has-its-potato-salad-moment-with-the-useless-ethereum-token-observer\/","title":{"rendered":"Cryptocurrency Has Its Potato Salad Moment With the Useless Ethereum Token &#8211; Observer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Its been almost three years since Zack Brown     raised $55,000 on Kickstarter for a potato salad. His goal    was $10. He wanted to raise the money in order to pay for    making the midwestern cookout staple for the first time.  <\/p>\n<p>    I made that Kickstarter project to get a laugh out of seven    people, so the money and attention were a shock, Brown wrote    the Observer in an email. The original intent of the joke was    more like, This is funny because its not what Kickstarter is    for.' But it didnt take long for him to see that hed created    a satire of the site on the site itself.  <\/p>\n<p>    My first two thoughts were This is ridiculous and How can I    get in on this?  <\/p>\n<p>    But when Brown raised far more money than he ever thought he    would, the Columbus, Ohio, resident opted to actually do    something with the cash and make a cookbook devoted to the    staple of Midwestern picnics,The    Peace, Love and Potato Salad    Cookbook.It came out two years    after the campaign ended, which isnt bad considering the fact    that he didnt launch the campaign to make a book and hed    never made a potato salad before.  <\/p>\n<p>      The Useless Ethereum Token logo. Thats a cityscape (no its      not). Twitter    <\/p>\n<p>    Today, theres a new, even more ephemeral way to raise money:    by creating a new cryptocurrency. Called an initial coin    offering or ICO, entrepreneurs have been creating new digital    currencies (like Bitcoin) in order to support various projects.    Fortunately, just as it starts to crack mainstream attention,    ICOs have gotten their own answer to the potato salad    campaign. Its called the Useless Ethereum Token(UET),    and its creator will absolutely sell you cryptocurrency good    for absolutely nothing.  <\/p>\n<p>    It went on sale yesterday and runs through July 11.  <\/p>\n<p>    The UET ICOtransparentlyoffers investors    no value, so there will be no expectation of gains, its    creator, who only goes by UET CEO, writes on its website.    Rememberthis is acompletely honestICO,    which means I dont want anyone to    mistakenlyexpectthe value of the tokens to    go up, either. Theyre called Useless Ethereum Tokens for a    reason.  <\/p>\n<p>    We can think of one other cryptocurrency that came out and    promised buyers nothing but the digital asset itself: bitcoin.    In the end, every new currency of any kind is a satire on the    very strange idea of money.  <\/p>\n<p>    We     wrote about a decentralized company, The DAO, which was    working well until a security flaw made it collapse horribly.    We wrote about the first Bitcoin felons    ICO-poweredsecond    act after prison, which fizzled (according to a profile in    Fortune,     hes glad). Recently, we covered the    Basic Attention Token designed by a major web pioneer to    change the economy for eyeballs online. It sold out almost    instantly. Soon, messaging unicornKik is    going to have a crowdsale to foster a new venture    capital-independent ecosystem of developers.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its such a buzzy world thatThe New York Times    ran a deep dive recently begging the question:     how many millions will get raised in this space for the    Securities and Exchange Commission starts putting up red flags?    UET CEO sees it much the same way.  <\/p>\n<p>    I saw that people were investing in ICO after ICO, with each    having its own slew of problems (both technical and in    principle) and still making absurd amounts of money, UET CEO    wrote the Observer in an email. My first two thoughts were    This is ridiculous and How can I get in on this? I didnt    have a product but I realized that people didnt really care    about the product. They cared about spending a little bit of    money, watching a chart and then withdrawing a little bit more    money. So why not have an ICO without a product, and do so    completely transparently just to see what happened?  <\/p>\n<p>    The satire is actually built into the smart contract as well.    Buyers get 1 UET for every 0.1 Ether (ETH) invested, plus a    bonus. Every UET bought comes with free UET equal to the number    of ETH invested. So, as of this writing, someone who paid 0.1    ETH right now would get 1 UET from the base formula plus 52    bonus UET, because people have put in 52 ETH so far.  <\/p>\n<p>    Plus, the system will also randomly give away some bonus tokens    along the way.  <\/p>\n<p>    This, along with the bonus blocks were completely    intentional, both to mirror some of the goofy crap other ICOs    have tried to do in the name of fairness or whatever, and to    further highlight that these tokens arent meant to be attached    to any real value, UET CEO wrote. What good is an ICO if it    just gives away tokens right?  <\/p>\n<p>    Tokens get released right    away. Prices dont swing with ETHs value.  <\/p>\n<p>    Most crypto watchers online like the gag. We liked this    exchange on an    Ethereum investor subreddit.  <\/p>\n<p>      This guy gets it. Reddit    <\/p>\n<p>    The only way to buy in is with Ethereum, which also provides    most of the underlying code. So far, UET has acquired 52 ETH,    worth an equivalent of nearly $14,000. Over $1,000 worth has    gone in since we have been working on this post. The site    continuously updates with investments, but it can all also be    verified     on Etherscan, a third party site that makes the blockchain    records a bit more comprehensible.  <\/p>\n<p>    So whats UET CEO trying to say with this project? Well leave    that for readers to decide, but remember that the best jokes    tend to be made by folks who care about a subject enough to    understand it well.Will the anonymous entrepreneur    imitate Brown and do something substantive at the end of the    crowdsale? Or would it be more in the spirit of the project if    he just took all the money and blew it on an epic night at    Applebees?  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>More:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/observer.com\/2017\/07\/useless-ethereum-token\/\" title=\"Cryptocurrency Has Its Potato Salad Moment With the Useless Ethereum Token - Observer\">Cryptocurrency Has Its Potato Salad Moment With the Useless Ethereum Token - Observer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Its been almost three years since Zack Brown raised $55,000 on Kickstarter for a potato salad. His goal was $10.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/cryptocurrency-2\/cryptocurrency-has-its-potato-salad-moment-with-the-useless-ethereum-token-observer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94874],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cryptocurrency-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203750"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}