{"id":203621,"date":"2017-07-05T09:13:11","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T13:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/fancy-a-vitamin-infusion-esquireme\/"},"modified":"2017-07-05T09:13:11","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T13:13:11","slug":"fancy-a-vitamin-infusion-esquireme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/immortality\/fancy-a-vitamin-infusion-esquireme\/","title":{"rendered":"Fancy a vitamin infusion? &#8211; EsquireMe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    We hate to break it to you but it looks like all those    superfood salads youve been putting yourself through have been    a bit of a waste. Actually eating your fruits and vegetables?    That is so 2016. The hottest new way to get your    vitamins is via an Intravenous Vitamin Infusion.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dont worry if you arent exactly sure what that involves yet    as The Elixir Clinic, a leading clinic specialising    in Intravenous Vitamin Infusions, has only just opened a Dubai    branch in order to match its Harrods outlet. A space    where clients can indulge in a range of aesthetic and holistic    treatments, The Elixir Clinic is set to become the ultimate    health and wellbeing destination for the same set of people    youve seen shilling Bootea on Instagram.  <\/p>\n<p>    Described as an effective, natural and safe way to sustain    long-term wellbeing, the patented VitaDrip is perhaps the most    unique treatment The Elixir Clinic has on offer. The range of    VitaDrips available at the clinic include drips that specialise    in: Adrenal Fatigue, Anti-ageing, Antioxidant, Diet and Detox,    Fitness, Hairgrowth, Immunity, Jet Lag, and Mood support. If an    IV drip that adjusts your mood still doesnt sound Orwellian    enough then you can always try out the VIP Elixir. Exclusive    to Harrods, this Harrods VIP Exclusive infusion features a    custom blend of essential vitamins and minerals along with a    combination of anti-ageing, anti-stress, antioxidant and beauty    properties to help combat the very passing of time itself.      <\/p>\n<p>    Other than intravenous vitamin infusions, The Elixir Clinic    also offers clients the option to pamper themselves with    Intra-Muscular Injections or an Oligoscan. Gathering accurate    and precise information on aspects such as anti-oxidants, heavy    metal accumulation and mineral deficiencies, the Oligoscan can    probably pinpoint the exact number of minutes that last    doughnut you ate took off your life-span.  <\/p>\n<p>    If you do fancy having a go at living forever, the Elixir    Clinic have a local branch on the 33rd floor of the Al Habtoor    Business Towers. Theyre open 9:00AM to 7:00PM Saturday     Thursday (not that time will exactly matter once you obtain    immortality).  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>The rest is here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.esquireme.com\/content\/21438-fancy-a-vitamin-infusion\" title=\"Fancy a vitamin infusion? - EsquireMe\">Fancy a vitamin infusion? - EsquireMe<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> We hate to break it to you but it looks like all those superfood salads youve been putting yourself through have been a bit of a waste. Actually eating your fruits and vegetables? 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