{"id":201782,"date":"2017-06-27T07:17:39","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T11:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution-viii-is-the-kind-of-crazy-no-one-jalopnik\/"},"modified":"2017-06-27T07:17:39","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T11:17:39","slug":"the-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution-viii-is-the-kind-of-crazy-no-one-jalopnik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/evolution\/the-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution-viii-is-the-kind-of-crazy-no-one-jalopnik\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII Is The Kind Of Crazy No One &#8230; &#8211; Jalopnik"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution is a car that    drove straight from Japan, through our TV screens, punched the    Subaru WRX STI in the face, and quickly disappeared into    oblivion.  <\/p>\n<p>      The Lancer Evo X Final Edition is old news down to      everything, save for the silly badges that    <\/p>\n<p>    When it finally arrived in the U.S. in 2003 after the American    people begged on their knees for yearsand after the Subaru WRX    proved a business case could be made for such a movethe cars    popularity was already through the roof thanks to Gran    Turismo, Paul Walker and rallying.  <\/p>\n<p>    But by the time the car sadly left us last year, the story turned into a    tragedy. Mitsubishis rally car for the road hadnt received a    facelift in almost a decade, its drivetrain was outgunned by    newer, turbocharged, all-wheel-drive machines like the Volkswagen Golf R and Ford Focus RS, and the entire Mitsubishi    brand was collapsing from lack of new car development.  <\/p>\n<p>    And now the Evo is dead.  <\/p>\n<p>    I paid respects to its legacy by going back to where the Evo    started in Americawith the Evo VIII, the first one sold on our    shores. And Im here to tell you why the cars demise still    causes an unfilled void in todays automotive landscape.  <\/p>\n<p>    (Full disclosure: The opportunity to drive    a Lancer Evo VIII GSR came from an old high-school friend, and    Canadian Jalopnik reader who had one imported from Ohio.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Introduced in Japan in 1992 as a homologation special designed    for Group A racing, the first Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution was a    humble, compact sedan that inherited the larger, 2.0-liter,    turbocharged four and all-wheel-drive system from the Galant    VR-4 rally car. Think of it as the Japanese approach to the    muscle car: small car gets big engine and some go-fast goodies.  <\/p>\n<p>    Because the Lancer was smaller and lighter than the Galant, it    proved to be the more logical choice for racing, which is why    it was chosen over the Galant as Mitsubishis competition car.  <\/p>\n<p>    Throughout its 14-year run, the Lancer Evo went through a total    of 10 generations, incrementally evolving at each variant,    coming out stronger and more competent each time.  <\/p>\n<p>    The cars core specifications stayed pretty much intact for    each generation; it was always powered by a 2.0-liter turbo    engine, was always all-wheel-drive, and was always around 300    horsepower. Or a lot more, in certain special cases.  <\/p>\n<p>    The one you see here, sold from 2003 to 2005, had a total power    output, of 271 HP and 273 lb-ft of torque. All of it was sent    to the ground using a torque-splitting all-wheel-drive system    via a five-speed manual transmission.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Evo distinguished itself from a normal Lancer by having a    more aggressive front bumper, which housed a protruding    front-mounted intercooler, a set of xenon HID headlights, an    aluminium vented hood and roof, bulging fender flares, optional    Bilstein shocks, Brembo brakes, a massive carbon fiber rear    wing, Recaro racing seats and a set of 17-inch Enkei wheels.  <\/p>\n<p>    Massively fortified from the base of its windshield all the way    to its suspension attachment points using extra spot welds and    intensive steel bracing, the Evo VIII was an all-weather,    hyper-solid, supercar-slaying grocery-getter that could rocket    out of the hole and onto 60 mph in a claimed 5.1 seconds.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Evo was the forbidden fruit Americans had drooled over for    more than a decade. This generation, the VIII, was the one they    could finally feast on for themselves.  <\/p>\n<p>    It also appeared during a sport compact car boom that was    dominated by the Subaru WRX, the Dodge SRT4 and a few    othersfew of which were as capableat the time. Plus, both of    those cars were selling like crazy, so Mitsubishi wanted a    piece of that pie too.  <\/p>\n<p>    Finally, right after the Evos launch, Subaru announced that it    would drop a 300-horsepower STI bombshell. America was suddenly    introduced to a new generation of performance cars, and hadnt    witnessed a rivalry this close since Camaro vs. Mustang.  <\/p>\n<p>    It was a rad time to be alive.  <\/p>\n<p>    Our Canadian friend Sbastien wanted an Evo VIII so badly that    when he found out the car was only available to Americans    (Canada only got the Evo in 2008), he did what any good Jalop    would, and imported one himself from Ohio via Ebay. Since the    base Lancer was already sold in Canada, he figured registering    an Evo would be a piece of cake.  <\/p>\n<p>    Turns out he was right.  <\/p>\n<p>    Except for a requirement to fit daylight running lights onto    the car, Sb could finally legally drive his unicorn in the    land of the Timbit alongside the more common WRX STI.  <\/p>\n<p>    His example is clean and has never seen winter, which may seem    odd for an all-wheel-drive, turbocharged weather-conquering    tool that lives in Canada, but thats actually why the car    still looks mint after all these years.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its also entirely stock, which is rare, all the way down to    the period-correct Enkei wheels. His wheels. Theyre    period-correct.  <\/p>\n<p>    Except for a beefier, aftermarket intercooler, you know, for    better cooling, all mechanical components on this Evo were left    intact.  <\/p>\n<p>    Spotting a 24-year-old sport compact car after your eye has    gotten accustomed to the more modern offerings reveals how much    that segment has changed over the years.  <\/p>\n<p>    Todays factory tuned small cars like say, a Focus RS or a    Civic Type R look like they were engineered from the ground up    as true performance machines, with their performance baked into    their original design.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Evo VIII, on the other hand, looks like an average Lancer    shitbox with a full battalion of branded performance parts    glued on. It isnt really a pretty car.  <\/p>\n<p>    Also: tiny button to spray water onto the intercooler.  <\/p>\n<p>    But you have to admire the cars athleticism. It has a nice,    purposeful demeanor thanks to a wide track, aggressive stance,    gigantic rear wing and the fact that its mechanical components    seem to want to escape the car through all available    orifices.<\/p>\n<p>    Like a bodybuilder eating a bowl of cereal filled with creatine    in the morning, the Evo is all muscle, even at rest.  <\/p>\n<p>    Oh my god, this interior looks and feels cheap. Its funny,    because Mitsubishi actually tried to spice up the cabin to    justify the high sales price with softer materials to make    the car feel more upscale.  <\/p>\n<p>    They totally failed. Theres also absolutely no styling in    there whatsoever. And those added gauges are a joke. I was sure    they were aftermarket until I saw the tiny Mitsubishi logo    inside them.  <\/p>\n<p>    Otherwise, the Evo has a boring and ugly Lancer dashboard. Even    more so than the slightly more premium Evos that followed, this    car is thoroughly a shitty economy sedan inside.  <\/p>\n<p>    Theres also a large, horizontal slab of carbon fiber that    occupies all the space in the rearview mirror.  <\/p>\n<p>    Oh wait, thats the wing.  <\/p>\n<p>    And theres bonkers turbo lag. I thought the Volkswagen Golf R    was bad, but it turns out the torque curve in that car is a    magic carpet next to the Evo VIIIs. Floor it    andnothingnothingthen swwwwooooosh!there she goes.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dont get me wrong, when that boost kicks in, the car is fast    and immensely fun. But you sense that the car would be useless    without that turbo.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its a Lancer, so its small, somewhat spacious and easy to    park. Theres also a decent-sized bench back there, so you can    fit a baby or a few bros. And theres a useful trunk. Sure,    its a little less cavernous than in a normal Lancer because of    that all-wheel-drive system under there, but itll swallow a    full grocery order no sweat. Or a couple of golf bags.  <\/p>\n<p>    Because of course, every Evo owner plays golf.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Recaros are kind of hard to live with and not all that    comfortable for long rides. They also take up a lot of space,    as if they were an afterthought. Unless youve got the hands of    a hobbit, good luck grabbing your phone or some pocket change    if they fall between the seat and the door.  <\/p>\n<p>    Finally: tiny little gas tank. This is a notorious problem with    the Evo VIII, which is why many owners opt for a larger    reservoir. Sb is lucky to get 200 miles with a full tank.  <\/p>\n<p>    Other than those minor gripes, Id daily an Evo VIII.  <\/p>\n<p>    Oh yes. All the fast. All the loud. All the legend.  <\/p>\n<p>    The clutch is heavy and bites hard. Release it and youll hear    a light thunk emitted from the drivetrain. You hear    the driveshaft quietly doing its thing from underneath you as    youre pushing the car hard. The engine whines, growls, and    chirps along the way. The massive performance brakes squeak.    You can actually hear the wastegate evacuating unused exhaust    gases. Whoooshhhh.<\/p>\n<p>    Did you add a blow-off valve, Sb? I asked as we rocketed    through the countryside in the rally-bred econobox.  <\/p>\n<p>    Nope. Thats all stock, he replied.  <\/p>\n<p>    What a glorious, addictive, Group A-appropriate sound. The Evo,    even in road-legal form, feels every bit like a rally car. Its    loud, obnoxious, running around with its middle finger in the    air all the time. What an admirable thing this car.  <\/p>\n<p>    While hooning, the Recaros suddenly make sense. They hold you    firmly in place as the car generates massive cornering gs.  <\/p>\n<p>    The tall manual shifter is kind of notchy. Lets just say it    gets the job done. But the power. Oh my lord, the power. Once    all 18 psi of boost kick in at around 3,500 RPM, the Evo is    fast as hell, pulls strong and revs freely all the way to the    limiter.  <\/p>\n<p>    The shocks, which are not the optional Bilstein, are basically    made out of rock. Stiff as hell. This isnt a compliant car,    but one that focuses on getting around that bend with utmost    efficiency.<\/p>\n<p>    Theres some understeer, normal, being a front-biased    all-wheel-drive car. But play with the brakes and the gas a bit    and the car transitions smoothly into light oversteer.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hit that brake pedal and those massive Brembos will rip your    face off and splatter it all over the windshield. And that tiny    Momo steering wheel feels light, turns quickly and gives you    plenty of confidence during heavy cornering loads.  <\/p>\n<p>    As I was plowing through a sinuous, bumpy, pothole-filled    Qubec road, sitting upright in what is essentially a little    box with large windows, ripping through the gears, pretending    to be a pro rally driver, I exclaimed a large - Ha! - incapable    of keeping a straight face from the Evos cartoonish execution    of performance.  <\/p>\n<p>    What an adorable, fast, unrefined and totally bonkers little    machine.  <\/p>\n<p>    Sb paid $18,000 USD for his three years ago. Thats not bad    for a car that sold for $30,000 in 2003. And considering that    the Evo VIII could still brawl with a Golf R or a current STI    on a track, I say paying $18 grand makes the car a fabulous    value.<\/p>\n<p>    The Evo retains a better resale value than an STI, so a good    bargain is hard to find. Good luck finding one in good shape    and without mods of some kind. Plus, theres something about a    14-year-old turbocharged Mitsubishi that should give all but    the mist hardcore mechanic some pause.  <\/p>\n<p>    And now that the car is gone, expect its value to increase    considerably in the years to come. Its kind of an automotive    investment now, and the Evo VIII will be especially sought    after for being the first example to have been sold in America.  <\/p>\n<p>    Some will argue that with the presence of better turbo    all-wheel-drive machines aroundthe Focus RS, for examplethe    Lancer Evolution wont be missed.  <\/p>\n<p>    I beg to differ.  <\/p>\n<p>    Unlike some of todays sport compacts, the Evo was much more    than a marketing exercise. It was the fruit of an entire    carmakers racing development and research encapsulated inside    a dorky economy car body. It came from a relatively small    company that didnt have a massive budget to develop a    performance car, and that shows inside.  <\/p>\n<p>    What it had instead was a talented group of engineers who    managed to put together one of the most iconic purpose-built    performance machines of all time.  <\/p>\n<p>    The Evo was the underdog that kicked everyones ass. It was    another one of those cool cars that we love because it never    apologized for what it was. There simply cannot be a substitute    for the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution.  <\/p>\n<p>    William Clavey is an automotive journalist from Montral,    Qubec, Canada. 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