{"id":200862,"date":"2017-06-23T06:33:41","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T10:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/dont-worry-kfcs-mission-to-send-a-zinger-chicken-sandwich-to-near-space-will-still-happen-newsweek\/"},"modified":"2017-06-23T06:33:41","modified_gmt":"2017-06-23T10:33:41","slug":"dont-worry-kfcs-mission-to-send-a-zinger-chicken-sandwich-to-near-space-will-still-happen-newsweek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/space-travel\/dont-worry-kfcs-mission-to-send-a-zinger-chicken-sandwich-to-near-space-will-still-happen-newsweek\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Worry, KFC&#8217;s Mission to Send a Zinger Chicken Sandwich to Near Space Will Still Happen &#8211; Newsweek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Mother Nature has delayed the launch of a KFC sandwich into the    stratosphere. World View Enterprises, the stratospheric    exploration company that is hosting theZinger 1 Space Missiona    mission to take KFCs new spicy, crispy Zinger chicken sandwich    to new heightsblamed wind for the grounding of its    high-altitude Stratollite balloon system.  <\/p>\n<p>    The companywill send updates once officials have    confirmed the date and time for the next launch attempt. Those    who really want to know when the sammy is headed to the    skiesshould tune into KFC and World View social    channels. According to World Views Facebook page, the next    launch attempt will likely    occur on Saturday.  <\/p>\n<p>            An    artist's rendering of the KFC Zinger Stratollite.    KFC  <\/p>\n<p>    Tech & Science Emails and Alerts- Get the best of Newsweek    Tech & Science delivered to    your inbox  <\/p>\n<p>    The KFC bucket satellite will be carried into the skies for a    four-day flight via a specially designed high-altitude hot air    balloon. These balloons can serve other slightly more grounded    purposes, such as weather monitoring and tourism.    According to Space.com, the    balloon will reach an altitude of 60,000 to 75,000 feet above    Earth, where nearly 20,000 KFC franchises currently reside.  <\/p>\n<p>    KFC insists the mission isnt just an attention-grabbing    marketing ploy. Funding a mission to send its deep-fried    sensation out into near-space will provide useful information    toWorld View for future, more serious expeditions such as    taking real mammals for a ride.  <\/p>\n<p>    Animalsthe living kindare no strangers to space exploration.    Since the 1950s, a variety of companions have joined human    astronauts aboard critical missions. The historical list reads    like a page out of the biblical tale of Noahs ark. Geckos,    monkeys, dogs, mice, rats, frogs, turtles, fish, silkworms,    spiders, ants, fruit flies, bees and single-celled organisms    have all made their way onto missions. Sadly, many have not    survived. In 1989, NASA sent chicken embryos out into the great    unknown.  <\/p>\n<p>    But sending live animals to space is sooo 20th    century.  <\/p>\n<p>    The only crew member that will be (barely) alive on this    mission is crisp lettuce that accompanies the fried chicken    patty, mayo and sesame bun. Unfortunately, there is limited    room in the satellite, which means the potato wedges, cookie    and sugar-sweetened beverage that typically comes with the    Zinger will be staying home.  <\/p>\n<p>    But fear not! The moment will not be lost since the souped    (sandwiched?) up satellite comes equipped with a custom    robotic selfie arm. Even a chicken fillet wants to preserve    special memories. The spacecraft has other features that likely    have Neil Armstrong rolling around in his grave, including a    space tweet module that will broadcast tweets from fans with    the hashtags #ZingerSpaceTweet and #Pickme. Theres also a trap    door from which the Zinger will drop the first-ever coupons for    a chicken sandwich.  <\/p>\n<p>    And finally, in the tradition of 1970s space travel, aboard the    satellite also will be a gold cassette tape to broadcast    Colonel Harland Sanders waxing poeticabout his chicken.    You know, just in case extraterrestrial lifeforms turn out to    be listening.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/kfc-zinger-1-mission-chicken-sandwich-space-world-view-enterprises-628455\" title=\"Don't Worry, KFC's Mission to Send a Zinger Chicken Sandwich to Near Space Will Still Happen - Newsweek\">Don't Worry, KFC's Mission to Send a Zinger Chicken Sandwich to Near Space Will Still Happen - Newsweek<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Mother Nature has delayed the launch of a KFC sandwich into the stratosphere. World View Enterprises, the stratospheric exploration company that is hosting theZinger 1 Space Missiona mission to take KFCs new spicy, crispy Zinger chicken sandwich to new heightsblamed wind for the grounding of its high-altitude Stratollite balloon system.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/space-travel\/dont-worry-kfcs-mission-to-send-a-zinger-chicken-sandwich-to-near-space-will-still-happen-newsweek\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187809],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-space-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}