{"id":198336,"date":"2017-06-12T20:10:53","date_gmt":"2017-06-13T00:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/track-by-track-of-paramores-riot-read-through-emo-teen-memories-noisey\/"},"modified":"2017-06-12T20:10:53","modified_gmt":"2017-06-13T00:10:53","slug":"track-by-track-of-paramores-riot-read-through-emo-teen-memories-noisey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mind-uploading\/track-by-track-of-paramores-riot-read-through-emo-teen-memories-noisey\/","title":{"rendered":"Track-by-Track of Paramore&#8217;s &#8216;Riot!&#8217; Read Through Emo Teen Memories &#8211; Noisey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Where were you in 2007? Maybe you were rendered grief-stricken    by the end of The OC. Maybe you lived in a velour    tracksuit and Uggs, because Paris Hilton taught you. You may    well have been skipping through the good primary school years.    Or maybe, like a load of people (and me), you split your time    between lying on the sofa at your mate's house, watching System    of a Down videos and going on MySpace on your family's desktop,    posting passive aggressive bulletins to get your crush's    attention when signing out and back into MSN didn't work.  <\/p>\n<p>    If your life revolved around the latter, you may have    identified somewhat as \"Emo Under the Cork Tree, while 2006    belonged to My Chemical Romance's Welcome to the Black    Parade. And then, in 2007, came Riot! by Paramore.  <\/p>\n<p>    From its scrawled cover art which could well have passed as a    page of a high school art sketchbook, to the power chord-heavy    breakdowns over which powerhouse frontwoman Hayley Williams    wailed fatalistic lyrics, Riot! captured that mainstream    emo zeitgeist perfectly. For many of us, listening to it now is    like an exercise in going back in timeit was so intrinsic to    UK emo culture at the time that it's hard to separate the songs    from the experiences you had to them (probably while wearing a    studded belt). To celebrate Riot! turning 10, we asked    some of our friends to tell us about their memories of the    tracks on the record. There is nail polish, there are tears,    there is rain and, of course, there is a lot of being underage    and cheap cider-drunk in public parks. Thank you, Paramore.  <\/p>\n<p>    Is there a more fire emoji album opener than this in the whole    of emo? To this day, when it all kicks in I feel like I could    mosh through a brick wall, and those fills throughout are    air-drum gold. Even the title is perfect MSN screen name    foddera sort of deep, meaningful statement on emotions and,    like, stuff, which in reality means sweet fuck-all. Glorious.    TOM CONNICK  <\/p>\n<p>    Remember when a Saturday afternoon used to involve little more    than loitering outside a prominent high street shop, playing    with your fringe and sneering at adults? That's the entirety of    the \"That What You Get\" video. It's literally just a bunch of    people stood around awkwardly for an entire day, poking their    Nokias and sending 'XD' faces to each other, and yet I still    want to be in their gang. TOM CONNICK  <\/p>\n<p>    When I lived in halls (or what all of you outside the UK know    as on-campus housing\/where all your teen posters hopefully go    to die), all the sad boy stoners boys had just discovered Jeff    Buckley, despite him being dead a decade. There were so many    \"just listen to this bit\" 4AM moments in hazy rooms I lost    count. No, put that guitar down and just listen to Hayley    Williams belt everything into how hard she's going to try to    make her teen love last forever, go away. I still remain that    this is the superior Hallelujah, FIGHT ME. KIRBY    PARTINGTON  <\/p>\n<p>    In 2007 I worked at the local ~alt club~. Fridays were both    indie night and hell for all of us moshers who worked there.    When this song blew up, it managed to penetrate even the indie    nights and singing along to that iconic middle 8 was a welcome    reprieve from The Pigeon Detectives or whatever crepey,    dry-as-woodchips-in-your-mouth act was big, while pouring WKD    into plastic cups. On reflection, wow, how gross is this song    lyrically? In fairness though, 17-year-old Hayley's    internalised misogyny is on a level with 30-year-old Drake's    now so I guess I'll allow her. KIRBY PARTINGTON  <\/p>\n<p>    As a teen I had a propensity to take things fairly literally,    and as a specifically emo-leaning teen I had a moral    responsibility towards feeling #misunderstood. So of course I    have a very distinct memory of walking around my local area,    alone, in the rain, listening to \"When It Rains,\" my dodgy    side-fringe stuck to my face by the wet. I usually reserved    Bright Eyes, the sad girl's premium choice, as my music for    feeling sorry for myself when it was pissing it down, but this    more downbeat Riot! cut also did the job nicely. I    learned about being a drama queen early  thank you Paramore.    LAUREN O'NEILL  <\/p>\n<p>    Some people would suggest that \"Let the Flames Begin\" is    filler, coming as it does during Riot!'s admittedly    slightly saggy middle. Thirteen-year-old me, however, would    have had to respectfully and loudly disagree. \"Let the Flames    Begin\" has some of the most emo lyrics on the whole of this    gloriously extra record, and that's what real #heads care    about. It begins, \"What a shame we all became such fragile    broken things \/ a memory remains, just a tiny spark,\" and I'm    fairly sure I had a school exercise book with those very words    scrawled across the front, bookended by 'LAUREN O'NEILL.'<\/p>\n<p>    This, lads, is what you call a flawlessly constructed emo\/pop    punk crossover belter. This is having your heart broken in the    middle of the summer, thrashing around with a hairbrush in your    bedroom and then writing a really good poem about it with a pen    and paper and then taking a picture of it next to some    sentimental items and then uploading it to emopoetsociety.livejournal.com. It's exactly the    sort of tune that would cause me to smash a half-full can on    the floor and flip a table over before the vocals even kick in.  <\/p>\n<p>    At the time, Paramore were usually compared to lighter mall    punk bands like All Time Low, You Me At Six or, such was the    state of rock criticism, Avril Lavigne, but when you break the    arrangements down, Riot!and \"Miracle\" in    particularbelongs more toward the darker, fuller side of the    spectrum alongside Taking Back Sunday's Where You Want To    Be or Bayside circa Bayside. There. I said it. Fight    me, purists. Tenuous connections aside though, the greatest    thing about Paramore is the fact that they simply don't sound    like anybody else (at least they didn't before they released an    album that is extremely *listens to Carly Rae Jepsen's    EMOTION once*). Have the emotions of longing,    frustration, hope and determination ever culminated in a more    satisfying song (that you can fully pit to) than \"Miracle\"? The    answer is, passionately, no. EMMA GARLAND  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Crushcrushcrush\" may be about the dark side to having a crush    but emo lyrics are essentially formulated to be applicable to    anything utterly miserable tbh. I remember the power in angrily    singing the mantra crushcrushcrush; to destroy boys I fancied,    parents who only had bile in their throats for each other, the    sexual power I suddenly had over older men who I was both    enamored with and disgusted by, enemies real and imagined, my    body running on next to no sustenance, and my mind, already    regulated by antidepressants. Listening to that song, I could    crush it all. Especially for someone who spent all their time    alone as a teenager, the lines \"we're all alone now, give me    something to sing about\" and \"nothing compares to a quiet    evening alone\" soared. This was one last defiant monologue on    the album, before the catharsis of admitting that we're all    broken. \"Crushcrushcrush\" doesn't mean all that now but it's    still the best Paramore to do pissed karaoke to. HANNAH    EWENS  <\/p>\n<p>    I was lostlike, alone in a crowd, quirky-teen lostwhen I    heard this. I was searching for myself. Or God? Either way it    was clich. This song snagged on customary teen snark. Lyrics    that usually rolled over me locked into me when it played. I    cried when I first heard it, like I was in an angsty CW show.    It's a hymn. It's praise, it's faith. It's anger and it's a    reminder, comfort and catharsis. I wasn't alone, clearly.    BOLU BABALOLA  <\/p>\n<p>    This brings it all back tbh: flailing braids, remote as a mic,    a mirrorbeing a teen who didn't relate to what she was meant    to. Essentially, a precocious art hoe. WIth my attitude    flagrant, this song was assurance. I didn't need people to get    me. I got me. You don't need to let them in if you don't want    them in, or to be seen as someone you're not to fit in if you    see yourself. Art hoe vindication. I was insufferable and    empowered. BOLU BABALOLA  <\/p>\n<p>    One of the best things about Paramore and this album both being    so objectively great is that Hayley Williams is a woman. Emo as    it existed back in 2007 was dominated by men, and as a young    girl who loved it, it meant a lot to me to hear Hayley smashing    seven shades of shit out of a song better than any guy I could    (and can) think of. \"Born For This\" is an excellent example of    how important she was, not least because even when I hear it    now, I think the exact same thought as I did when I first got    hold of it ten years ago. When the chorus hits, I have this    fantasy where I am Hayley, on stage head-banging my orange    hair, one foot on an amp, mic cord round my neck, singing to a    crowd. On Riot!, which saw Paramore arguably at the    height of their powers, Hayley made emo girls realise that they    could be rock stars toothat they could be \"Born For This\"    tooand that alone is an enviable legacy. LAUREN O'NEILL  <\/p>\n<p>    You can tell Lauren, Emma, Bolu, Kirby,    Hannah, and Tom    about your 2007 memories on Twitter.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read more: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/noisey.vice.com\/en_us\/article\/paramore-riot-track-by-track-emo-teen-memories-ten-years\" title=\"Track-by-Track of Paramore's 'Riot!' Read Through Emo Teen Memories - Noisey\">Track-by-Track of Paramore's 'Riot!' Read Through Emo Teen Memories - Noisey<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Where were you in 2007? Maybe you were rendered grief-stricken by the end of The OC. 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