{"id":196699,"date":"2017-06-05T07:54:04","date_gmt":"2017-06-05T11:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/a-week-of-surfing-on-a-sea-of-liberal-tears-townhall\/"},"modified":"2017-06-05T07:54:04","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T11:54:04","slug":"a-week-of-surfing-on-a-sea-of-liberal-tears-townhall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/liberal\/a-week-of-surfing-on-a-sea-of-liberal-tears-townhall\/","title":{"rendered":"A Week Of Surfing On A Sea Of Liberal Tears &#8211; Townhall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>        |      <\/p>\n<p>        Posted: Jun 05, 2017 12:01 AM      <\/p>\n<p>    It was an undeniably awesome week when measured by the only    metric that truly matters, the amount of pain inflicted upon    liberals. Now, we are not sadists; we dont delight in watching    liberals suffer because their suffering itself makes us happy    (Okay, it makes us a little happy). Rather, liberals    misery is an important teaching aid that might succeed in    instructing them in the folly of their poisonous, ridiculous    ideology, since reason doesnt work. And they had better learn    and change their dangerous course before we all end up here.  <\/p>\n<p>    Also, some sanctimonious jerks who pretend to be conservative    humiliated themselves again, and thats always fun.  <\/p>\n<p>    The big event was when President Trump did something that has    caused the liberal elite and the conservative Wormtongue    contingent to wet their collective Underoos. He chose    democracy, science, and normal Americans over the elitist twits    of the pagan climate cult.  <\/p>\n<p>    Horrors! An American president choosing Pittsburgh over    Paris  Oh, well, I never!  <\/p>\n<p>    The Paris Accords were apparently such a big deal and so    mightily important that there was no need to submit this    proposed radical restructuring of our economy and the crippling    costs it would impose upon us to the representatives of the    people. Consent of the governed? No time for such    technicalities! In a hundred years it might  might     be slightly warmer!  <\/p>\n<p>    To argue for the Paris Accords is to argue    against democracy  incredibly, they wanted to deny us    any say in our electric bills tripling and in hundreds of    thousands of our citizens being tossed out of work to please    the Chardonnay-swilling swells of San Francisco and Manhattan.    They all know this treaty would never pass so they decided to    make a treaty without having it ratified  senators have to    answer to actual voters, and when you vote to give Third World    dictators billions of bucks from your constituents pockets,    they resent it. Plus, its super hard to explain why were    meeting one standard and China gets to meet a different (and    much lower) one. And all to attain  maybe  a    fractional decrease in the temperature a century from now.    Maybe. Unless a volcano erupts or something else happens that    changes things, in the way temperatures changed long before    Exxon came along.  <\/p>\n<p>    Basically, it was a bogus goal based on a fake crisis designed    to justify a massive transfer of wealth and power away from us    and to the liberal elite. They call that #science.  <\/p>\n<p>    And Trump nuked it. Killed it dead. Their screams of pain and    wailing about earth crimes and eco treason are a beautiful    symphony, and their response to it all was illustrative:  <\/p>\n<p>    Why shouldnt our representatives get to vote on this treaty in    the Senate like the Constitution says?  <\/p>\n<p>    Were all going to die!  <\/p>\n<p>    Why should China and India get to pollute more than us?  <\/p>\n<p>    Were all going to die!  <\/p>\n<p>    How is writing checks to Third World countries going to help    the climate?  <\/p>\n<p>    Dont you see? Were all going to die!  <\/p>\n<p>    Well, Im convinced, but not how they intended. And not by them    either, but by the shrieks of terror from the crony capitalist    contingent and its zillionaire members like Elon Musk and the    GE chairman who fear their government subsidy gravy train may    be derailing. Any time the corporate rent-seekers have the    sadz, I have the happyz.  <\/p>\n<p>    Of course, we also have the pseudo-con contingent coming along    trying to step on the GOPs Schumer. Mitt Romney piped up that    leaving the Paris Accords is terrible essentially because his    rich buddies and the Euros think so. Great, he and Hillary    agree. You can be sure Jeb! will be weighing in soon about how    putting our people out of work to cater to the delusions of    Angela Merkel is an act of love.  <\/p>\n<p>    The other big deal came on the cultural front when Kathy    Griffin forgot that normal people have an aversion to beheading    political opponents  though how long that will last if    liberals keep changing the rules is unknown. She then    apologized and then unapologized at a press conference with    Gloria Allreds lawyer daughter. Im not sure why Griffin    needed a lawyer, unless she feels compelled to file a class    action suit against normal people for malicious decency.  <\/p>\n<p>    What was truly great was how this Hollywood fringe mediocritys    idiocy brought the current manifestation of liberalism into    such focus not just for us news junkies but for normal people.    She gave us a great opportunity to say, Hey, this is what    #TheResistance is all about. These are the people who want to    turn your culture into a cesspool and then drown you in it.  <\/p>\n<p>    And it worked  that hackneyed crone has caused liberalism more    damage than a thousand unread scold-tomes by Ben Sasse, who is    always willing to instruct fellow conservatives on our moral    inadequacy but who cant even man-up enough to tell that    witless creep Bill Maher that the N-word is    un-Judeo\/Christian and unAmerican.  <\/p>\n<p>    But then arose the usual nasal whines of the usual wusscons    about how responding to Griffins head games was beneath us    and how we conservatives shouldnt stoop to their level by    actually talking about what every single person in America is    talking about.  <\/p>\n<p>    Baloney. These wimps whimper and wail about our cultural    decline and then, when presented with a golden opportunity to    make our conservative case and run up the score, they go AWOL    because they dont want to get their soft, girlish paws dirty    by actually fighting for what they say they believe in. They    are frauds and scammers. They were happy to sit in their    donor-funded sinecures waving their fingers at liberalisms    relentless march through our culture, but all of a sudden it    turned out that we normals expected them to actually fight. And    when that ginger geriatric cryptkeeper of a comic gave us a    blood-soaked opportunity on a platter, they turned tail and ran    rather than     jam it down our enemies collective throat. Losers.  <\/p>\n<p>    And as for not wanting someone persecuted for speaking her    mind, or her mindless as the case may be, that is absolutely    right as a principle and absolutely wrong as a tactic. We tried    reason. We tried principle. And, as the enigmatic Ace of    Spades observes, those tactics failed. So now, lets try    pain.  <\/p>\n<p>    Lets let them see and, more importantly, feel the consequences    of the very rules they want to impose on us. Ill gladly    sacrifice Kathy Griffins ability to be a talentless hack to    save free speech by using the corpse of her already comatose    career to teach liberals what     the end game of their new rules looks like.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hell, we better stop these liberal morons now, because things    can get a lot worse  if you want to see what a lot worse    looks like, check out my new novel Indian Country.    Heres a spoiler: its really violent and people get hurt right    here in America. So if ceremonially disemboweling the careers    of some Kathy Griffins or some Bill Mahers is what it takes to    start getting liberal heads right and get us back to something    like normal, count me in.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read the original here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/townhall.com\/columnists\/kurtschlichter\/2017\/06\/05\/a-week-of-surfing-on-a-sea-of-liberal-tears-n2336277\" title=\"A Week Of Surfing On A Sea Of Liberal Tears - Townhall\">A Week Of Surfing On A Sea Of Liberal Tears - Townhall<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> | Posted: Jun 05, 2017 12:01 AM It was an undeniably awesome week when measured by the only metric that truly matters, the amount of pain inflicted upon liberals. Now, we are not sadists; we dont delight in watching liberals suffer because their suffering itself makes us happy (Okay, it makes us a little happy). 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