{"id":196442,"date":"2017-06-03T12:57:44","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T16:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/15-things-you-really-shouldnt-overthink-about-the-flash-cinema-blend\/"},"modified":"2017-06-03T12:57:44","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T16:57:44","slug":"15-things-you-really-shouldnt-overthink-about-the-flash-cinema-blend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/victimless-crimes\/15-things-you-really-shouldnt-overthink-about-the-flash-cinema-blend\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Things You Really Shouldn&#8217;t Overthink About The Flash &#8211; Cinema Blend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>              11 hours ago            <\/p>\n<p>                  The CW is the place to be on the small screen                  when it comes to superhero action, and The                  Flash in particular has been a big hit for                  the network. The third season of the Scarlet                  Speedster's adventures in Central City has come                  to an end, and the fourth season is poised to go                                    in a new direction on the supervillain front.                  Now, as we look back on all that has happened so                  far, we've come to the realization that, as much                  fun as The Flash can be when at its                  best, there are some things that fans really                  shouldn't overthink if they want to enjoy the                  show. We've put together a list of 15 things that                  are probably best taken as they are and not                  delved into... because that's when they stop                  making sense. Check it out!                <\/p>\n<p>                  STAR Labs was in rough shape back in Season 1                  after the fiasco of the particle accelerator, but                  given that the guy running it was a genius and a                  supervillain, we can give the show a pass for not                  going into detail on how Cisco and Caitlin were                  being paid and how all the fancy tech was funded.                  Then, ownership of STAR Labs passed to Barry                  Allen, who... has somehow kept it up and running,                  despite living on his salary as a CSI for the                  Central City Police Department.                <\/p>\n<p>                  The Flash has featured all kinds of                  masked characters, with everything ranging from                  domino masks to full cowls to                   entire sets of armor. In a logical world, the                  show would be filled with heroes and villains                  shoving sweaty hair out of their eyes every time                  they confront each other. On The Flash,                  we have characters who remain perfectly coiffed                  no matter what kind of mask they were wearing.                <\/p>\n<p>                  Although the Scarlet Speedster claims to be a                  crime-fighter, he commits plenty of petty crimes                  himself. The Flash plays it for laughs                  whenever Barry zips off and returns two seconds                  later with a pizza or eats somebody's lunch                  because he's feeling peckish, but those aren't                  victimless crimes! When Barry leaves and comes                  back with food in less time than it would take to                  ring the food up, he's stealing from either a                  restaurant or the people who actually paid for                  their food. Good guys don't steal lunches, Barry!                <\/p>\n<p>                  One of the first rules established about                  speedsters back in the beginning of the series                  was that they need                   friction-proof suits if they want to run at                  superspeed without burning anything and                  everything they're wearing. Unfortunately, Barry                  has been breaking that rule from almost the very                  beginning. Sometimes, his civilian clothes (or                  the clothes of the ladies in his arms) will catch                  on fire when he runs in them; other times,                  nothing at all.                <\/p>\n<p>                  A running joke about Barry Allen since way back                  when he first                   guest-starred on Arrow was that he                  was always late to work. After getting his                  superspeed, Barry was able to race to and from                  crime scenes quickly (and often without a                  friction-proof suit) without getting himself in                  trouble with his bosses. In fact, nobody at the                  crime scenes ever seems to notice Barry popping                  up with a gust of wind. Given how he used to be                  spotted back when he was known as the Streak,                  it's obviously possible for passersby to spot                  him.                <\/p>\n<p>                  With few exceptions, episodes of The                  Flash have opened on \"My name is Barry                  Allen, and I'm the fastest man alive.\" It's a fun                  line that generally sets up whatever zany                  shenanigans are going to happen in a week. It's                  also not true. Back in Season 1, Barry was slower                  than Reverse Flash. Back in Season 2, Barry was                  slower than Zoom. Throughout Season 3, Barry was                  slower than Savitar. Even Kid Flash was catching                  up! Sorry, Barry, but you are not                   the fastest man alive.                <\/p>\n<p>                  The Flash always played itself as much                  lighter and less gloomy than its sister series                  Arrow, but there's something seriously                  dark about Team Flash's decision to keep                  metahuman criminals captive without trial in the                  STAR Labs Pipeline. Barry and his pals were                  illegally holding an awful lot of people against                  their will in cells that were quite small and                  visibly lacking in plumbing or sources of                  sustenance. Even Oliver at his                   most murderous wouldn't indefinitely detain                  bad guys in his lair! Some of the folks stuck in                  the Pipeline weren't even all that bad. Did                  Peek-a-Boo really deserve the                   Pipeline?                <\/p>\n<p>                  The civilians of Central City have honored the                  Flash over and over again through the years. He                  has a coffee named for him and action figures                  made of him and a city-wide day dedicated to him.                  Considering that some of the biggest catastrophes                  to strike Central City have been because of the                  Flash, it's a bit hard to take seriously. Did                  Barry really deserve Flash Day after he very                  nearly got Central City destroyed? If anything,                  that should have been Firestorm Day in honor of                  the                   dearly (re)departed Ronnie. The folks of                  Central City don't need to hate him, but                  do they have to love him that much?                <\/p>\n<p>                  Of course, Central City would have probably been                  destroyed by metahumans several times over by                  this point if not for the efforts of the Flash.                  That said, what about all the crimes committed by                  non-metas? As a food thief himself, we might not                  want to expect him to go after everybody with                  sticky fingers. Still, what about those violent                  crimes? People are murdered and assaulted in                  Central City, even if not quite as much as in                  Star City. Team Flash could really make a                  difference on non-meta crime.                <\/p>\n<p>                  Obviously, Barry does not consider Iris to be his                  sister, and Iris has stopped thinking of Barry as                  her brother, so we don't have to ignore                   any Lannister vibes going on between them.                  Still, Joe does consider both of them to be his                  kids, so why doesn't it really squick him out                  that his kids are totally hooking up? If Barry is                  his kid as much as Wally is his kid, then                  Barry\/Iris probably should have made him at least                  a little bit uncomfortable.                <\/p>\n<p>                  For a group that started out calling Oliver Queen                  a crazy person for killing, Team Flash really                  came around to killing villains pretty quickly.                  Admittedly, there have been some villains in The                  CW's superhero universe that absolutely could not                  be permitted to live, but not all of the ones                  that Team Flash has taken out really needed to be                  smote from the Earth. Was                   Griffin Grey so bad that he had to be                  forcibly aged to death? He was 19 years old and                  confused! Come on, Team Flash.                <\/p>\n<p>                  The turning point of Season 3 came with the big                  reveal that the man beneath that Savitar armor                  was none other than a time remnant of Barry. As                  soon as Team Flash recovered from their shock                  that Savitar was in fact an evil version of their                  lovable pal Barry, the first thing to do would                  have been to totally cut Barry out of all plans                  to take Savitar down. Savitar knew everything                  that Barry knew; if the rest of the team had                  simply worked out a strategy without Barry, H.R.                  might not have                   had to die.                <\/p>\n<p>                  While the big romance of The Flash                  Season 3 was undoubtedly Barry and Iris, Jesse                  and Wally had a                   cute little thing of their own going on. In                  fact, they liked each other enough that Jesse                  moved from Earth-2 to Earth-1 to be with Wally,                  which is super sweet... except for the fact that                  she gave up being the hero of her Earth so she                  could come canoodle with Wally. Jesse had to give                  up being THE Flash on Earth-2 to come play                  third-string to Barry and Wally.                <\/p>\n<p>                  Barry and Iris moved out of Joe's house and into                  a gorgeous apartment of their own in Season 3.                  Our boy Barry actually found and put the money                  down on the place before even showing it to Iris,                  which was... bold. The question is how the junior                  CSI and the reporter are able to afford the                  place, even pooling all their available                  resources. Then again, if Barry doesn't pay for                  all his food, maybe he has quite the savings                  built up.                <\/p>\n<p>                  Given all the messes that have been made on                  The Flash due to time travel (case in                  point:                   Flashpoint), Barry is actually almost always                  right when he says no to messing with timelines.                  That said, his refusal to go back and save                  Cisco's brother because of what had happened when                  he saved his mom doesn't entirely track. Barry                  raced back 16 years and changed a huge event that                  shaped many lives; Dante had only been dead --                  and killed by a drunk driver, not a vengeful                  speedster -- a matter of weeks when Cisco wanted                  Barry to go back and save him. The fallout for                  saving Dante would have undoubtedly been far less                  than when Barry saved his mom.                <\/p>\n<p>                  The Flash will return to The CW for Season 4                  this fall. Stay tuned to CinemaBlend for the                  latest in TV news, and don't forget to check out                  our                   summer TV premiere schedule to discover all                  your viewing options now and in the coming weeks.                  Be sure to drop by our rundowns for                   cable\/streaming and                   broadcast TV renewals and cancellations as                  well. 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