{"id":193843,"date":"2017-05-20T06:27:02","date_gmt":"2017-05-20T10:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/bitcoins-are-you-kidding-me-seeking-alpha\/"},"modified":"2017-05-20T06:27:02","modified_gmt":"2017-05-20T10:27:02","slug":"bitcoins-are-you-kidding-me-seeking-alpha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/bitcoin-2\/bitcoins-are-you-kidding-me-seeking-alpha\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitcoins &#8211; Are You Kidding Me? &#8211; Seeking Alpha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    I had planned to put out our research on \"Will there be an ETF    Bubble?\", but two things came up:  <\/p>\n<p>    One: This is so outrageous, I had to write about it. In my    mind, the only way you can treat absurdity is by laughing at    it. See article, unless you have no sense of humor.  <\/p>\n<p>    Two: I have a couple quoted comments from experts coming in,    that will be weighing in on ETFs.  <\/p>\n<p>    So, next week: \"The ETF Bubble\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Now, about Bitcoins: Here's a quick guide: (italics and bold,    mine)  <\/p>\n<p>    What is it:  <\/p>\n<p>    Crypto-currency  <\/p>\n<p>    What actually is that? A made up name?  <\/p>\n<p>    Who invented it? Satoshi Nakamoto (an alias)  <\/p>\n<p>    When did it debut?  <\/p>\n<p>    2009 - An actual fact.  <\/p>\n<p>    What's the hook about it?  <\/p>\n<p>    It's the first decentralized peer to peer payment network that    is powered by users with no central authority or middlemen.  <\/p>\n<p>    Is it a network or a currency, or what? No    controls, no backing and no regulations about it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Who owns\/controls it?  <\/p>\n<p>    Nobody  <\/p>\n<p>    Is that anarchy or chaos or both?  <\/p>\n<p>    Where do you get them? There are about 50 Bitcoin exchanges, 2    in the US, 7 \"international,\" the rest in somewhat civilized    countries, including one in China. Comfortable yet?  <\/p>\n<p>    Where do you use it?  <\/p>\n<p>    It's hard to tell. It's up to the individual businesses. No    directories I could find. About 20 countries may have    businesses that take it. There is a Crypto-Currency Foundation    in Russia. Um not much help, there.  <\/p>\n<p>    How is its use protected?  <\/p>\n<p>    There's a Full Node. I can't even go there, it's too easy.  <\/p>\n<p>    Is it safe?  <\/p>\n<p>    The Royal Bank of India has been repeatedly flagging concerns    on virtual currencies like Bitcoins, stating that they pose    potential financial, legal, customer protection and    security-related risks. In recent cyber attacks, \"ransomware''    hackers held victims hostage by encrypting their data and    demanding them to send payments in bitcoins to regain access to    their computers. (Economic Times, 5-17-17). So the    answer is:  <\/p>\n<p>    No.  <\/p>\n<p>    Is it widely used?  <\/p>\n<p>    Between 3-6 million people use them.  <\/p>\n<p>    That's a lot of dupes.  <\/p>\n<p>    So, how do I get them, then?  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Mining\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Get a shovel, in more ways than one.  <\/p>\n<p>    Who \"runs\" it?  <\/p>\n<p>    Somebody named Gavin Andersen, formerly Gavin Bell; maybe    Satoshi Nakamoto, who knows?  <\/p>\n<p>    Is it a good investment?  <\/p>\n<p>    Stanford and Princeton say bitcoin has volatility seven times    greater than gold, eight times greater than the S&P 500,    and 18 times greater than the U.S. dollar. My answer:  <\/p>\n<p>    No.  <\/p>\n<p>    Some of the hype tossed by Bitcoin sellers include:  <\/p>\n<p>    Buy bitcoins with your IRA  <\/p>\n<p>    Seriously? Sure, reverse mortgage your house while you're at    it.  <\/p>\n<p>    It's a new kind of money  <\/p>\n<p>    Wait, I thought it was a network?  <\/p>\n<p>    Buy bitcoins in 30 seconds. So I can lose money at the speed of    light. We can double your bitcoin value in 100 hours  <\/p>\n<p>    You just write it down and give it to me, right?  <\/p>\n<p>    Earn .025% in daily interest  <\/p>\n<p>    Is that FIDC insured?  <\/p>\n<p>    Worldwide payments  <\/p>\n<p>    To whom?  <\/p>\n<p>    A control against fraud  <\/p>\n<p>    Wanna Bet?  <\/p>\n<p>    Low processing fees.  <\/p>\n<p>    It costs money to use \"money.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Fast peer to peer transactions.  <\/p>\n<p>    Spend it at the speed of light.  <\/p>\n<p>    If you're a vendor you can sign up to receive bitcoins.  <\/p>\n<p>    Then what do I do with them?  <\/p>\n<p>    The Bitcoin network never sleeps.  <\/p>\n<p>    You can pay for them anytime.  <\/p>\n<p>    Choose your own fees.  <\/p>\n<p>    WHAT? How about -0-?  <\/p>\n<p>    Some effort may be required to protect your privacy  <\/p>\n<p>    That's reassuring.  <\/p>\n<p>    Trust and Integrity, not like banks  <\/p>\n<p>    Enough, already!  <\/p>\n<p>    So, here's the worst part:  <\/p>\n<p>    Last month, the SEC trashed an application to list a Bitcoin    ETF. Under corporate pressure (from the financial firms, now).    NOTE: IF YOU KNOW OF A WORSE IDEA, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I'M    RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL.  <\/p>\n<p>    The SEC said they will review that decision.  <\/p>\n<p>    An ETF that tracks a mythical digital currency bitcoin that has    no financial fundamentals, no earnings except for the    collectors, and a handful of peculiar markets.  <\/p>\n<p>    Based on what I read from the proponents, \"Bitcoin is a virtual    currency that can be used to move money around the world    quickly and with relative anonymity, without the need for a    central authority, such as a bank or government. A fund holding    the currency could bring more professional investors to the    asset and push its price higher.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    All in the name of profits, right. Do you think the description    is self-serving?  <\/p>\n<p>    What about risk? SEE \"VOLATILITY, ABOVE. At least with    Krugerrands, there was a country involved; and, they're GOLD! I    could not find Bitcoinistan on any global map.  <\/p>\n<p>    It is virtual.  <\/p>\n<p>    There's nothing behind it.  <\/p>\n<p>    What about cyberscamming or cyberstealing?  <\/p>\n<p>    Governments have not rushed to endorse it, although some    merchants have.  <\/p>\n<p>    China is going to endorse it as a currency. Does that give you    comfort?  <\/p>\n<p>    It apparently sells for something like $1250 or so, now. Did I    hear \"BUT, IT MAY GO UP THROUGH THE ROOF. I NEED TO OWN SOME\"?  <\/p>\n<p>    Still, some people will buy it as an \"investment.\" In my    opinion, Monopoly money is safer.  <\/p>\n<p>    Next week: \"The ETF Bubble\" (with experts)  <\/p>\n<p>    Disclosure: I\/we have no positions in any stocks    mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the    next 72 hours.  <\/p>\n<p>    I wrote this article myself,    and it expresses my own opinions. I am not receiving    compensation for it. I have no business relationship with any    company whose stock is mentioned in this article.  <\/p>\n<p>    Additional disclosure: I do have serious    exclusive research, analysis and opinions on the Marketplace    as: The Fiduciary Sale: In Search of the Ethical Advisor. Also    see somebodyelsesmoney.com. Thanks.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Excerpt from:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/seekingalpha.com\/article\/4074625-bitcoins-kidding\" title=\"Bitcoins - Are You Kidding Me? - Seeking Alpha\">Bitcoins - Are You Kidding Me? - Seeking Alpha<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> I had planned to put out our research on \"Will there be an ETF Bubble?\", but two things came up: One: This is so outrageous, I had to write about it. 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