{"id":192463,"date":"2017-05-11T13:05:42","date_gmt":"2017-05-11T17:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ascension-parish-calendar-for-may-11-18-2017-the-advocate\/"},"modified":"2017-05-11T13:05:42","modified_gmt":"2017-05-11T17:05:42","slug":"ascension-parish-calendar-for-may-11-18-2017-the-advocate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ascension\/ascension-parish-calendar-for-may-11-18-2017-the-advocate\/","title":{"rendered":"Ascension Parish calendar for May 11-18, 2017 &#8211; The Advocate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>THURSDAY    <\/p>\n<p>    INTRODUCTION TO POWERPOINT: 10 a.m. to 11 a.m.,Ascension Parish    Library, Gonzales branch. This program is designed for    people who want to learn how to enhance presentations by using    one of the most popular presentation software programs    available. For more information, call Ascension Parish Library    in Gonzales at (225) 647-3955.Adult program.  <\/p>\n<p>    LOSS AND GRIEF EDUCATION AND SUPPORT    MEETING: 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., St. Elizabeth Hospital, Sister    Linda conference room,1125 W. La. 30, Gonzales. For    anyone who has experienced loss of any kind. A group    facilitated by the Grief Recovery Center to help with the    grieving process. Meets every Thursday. For more information,    <a href=\"mailto:emaildiane.hodges@steh.comor\">emaildiane.hodges@steh.comor<\/a> call (225) 621-2906.  <\/p>\n<p>    PAJAMA STORY TIME: 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.,Ascension Parish    Library, Gonzales branch. Program is designed for children    ages 7 and younger and their families. For more information,    call the Ascension Parish Library in Gonzales at (225)    647-3955.  <\/p>\n<p>    FUNTASTIC FAMILY NIGHT: 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.,    Jump-N-Jive, 17573 Old Jefferson Highway,    Prairieville. $10 per child, adults always free. Pizza and    concessions are available at an additional charge. (225)    532-4225.  <\/p>\n<p>    GLAMPING: Saturday and Sunday 1 p.m. to 4 p.m.,Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Take all the comforts of home to    the campsite. Learn how to entertain the most plugged-in    participants in the great outdoors and see what makes glamping    so popular. (225) 743-3400.  <\/p>\n<p>    BOATER'S SAFETY COURSE: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Attend the boater's safety course    taught by the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary to earn your boater's    safety card. You can register through the Louisiana Department    of Wildlife and Fisheries website atwlf.louisiana.gov. (225) 743-3400.  <\/p>\n<p>    MOTHER'S DAY TEA: 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m., Ascension Parish    Library, Gonzales branch.Enjoy cake, tea, punch, a    great story and exciting games. Then, together as a    family, make a fun flower craft. This program is designed for    children ages 3-8, but all ages are invited to attend.For    more information, contact Ascension Parish Library in Gonzales    at (225) 647-3955.  <\/p>\n<p>    LADIES' ARCHERY 101: 11 a.m. to noon,Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Learn all about recurves, compound    bows, arrows, releases and other accessories and test your    skill at our range. (225) 743-3400.  <\/p>\n<p>    LADIES' DAY OUT FISHING DERBY: 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.,Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Ladies of all ages can test their    fishing skills in the Cabela's pond. The first 25 ladies will    receive a free rod and reel. (225) 743-3400.  <\/p>\n<p>    GOSPEL IN THE PARK FESTIVAL: Noon to 8    p.m., Jambalaya Park, 120 S. Irma Blvd., Gonzales. Grab a lawn    chair and some sunscreen for the fifth year of music, artists,    poets, choirs and liturgical dance teams from communities    around south Louisiana. Admission is free; however, donations    can be made toward The River    Road African American Museum. For more information, call    (225) 206-1225 or <a href=\"mailto:emailkathe@aamuseum.org\">emailkathe@aamuseum.org<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT\" AUTOCROSS: 3 p.m. to    11 p.m., Lamar Dixon Expo Center, 9039 S. St. Landry Ave.,    Gonzales. Sports Car Club of America invites motor sports    enthusiasts to check out or participate in the competition.    Test driving skills or just watch as other drivers push their    cars to the limits in a miniature road course. Competitions    begin at 8 p.m. No charge for visitors. For more information on    how to compete, visit dlbracing.com\/event\/6626or cenla-scca.org.    (225) 450-1009.  <\/p>\n<p>    LADIES' SHOTGUN 101: 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.,Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Learn the basics of each type of    shotgun and shells needed for every situation. (225) 743-3400.  <\/p>\n<p>    HOW TO BACK UP A TRAILER: 3 p.m. to 4 p.m.,Cabela's, 2200 W.    Cabela's Parkway, Gonzales. Lessons held in the parking lot    between caution cones so there is no added pressure of water.    (225) 743-3900.  <\/p>\n<p>    KANJI KLUB: 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Ascension Parish Library, Gonzales branch.    At this month's meeting, participants will make knotted rope    net bottles and watch \"One Piece.\" This program is designed for    adults ages 18 and up. Cosplay is welcome. For more    information, call the library in Gonzales at (225) 647-3955.  <\/p>\n<p>    DISCOVERING EMAILS: 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., Ascension Parish    Library, Gonzales branch. The workshop will cover a brief    history of email, discuss its uses, cover the various types of    email, discuss the features found in email and feature hands-on    email practice. For more information, contact the library in    Gonzales at (225) 647-3955.  <\/p>\n<p>    AL-ANON MEETING: 6:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.,St.    Elizabeth Hospital, 1125 W. La. 30, Gonzales. Sister Linda    conference room. Free. Call (225) 924-0029 for more    information. Meets every Tuesday.   <\/p>\n<p>    STARTING AND FINANCING A SMALL BUSINESS: 1 p.m. to 3 p.m.,    Ascension    Parish Library, Dutchtown branch. The program will focus on    helping participants learn how to determine the feasibility of    their idea, as well as how to obtain a small business loan. The    speaker will be a senior business consultant with the Louisiana    Small Business Development Center at Southern University and    A&M College, Baton Rouge. Advance registration is required.    Call (225) 673-8699.  <\/p>\n<p>    CAJUN COUNTRY QUILTERS: RAIL FENCE QUILT BLOCKS CLASS: 9 a.m.    to 2 p.m., Ascension Parish Library, Dutchtown    branch.Cajun Country Quilters of Gonzales will be on hand    to lead a course in creating rail fence quilt blocks that can    be used to make a variety of items such as table runners or    pillow covers. Attendees need basic sewing skills and need to    bring the following: a sewing machine with a manual,    attachments, thread, scissors, a seam ripper, and straight    pins. Space is limited; call the Ascension Parish Library in    Dutchtown to register or for more information at (225)    673-8699.  <\/p>\n<p>    INTRODUCTION TO WINDOWS: 10 a.m. to 11 a.m., Ascension Parish    Library, Gonzales branch. This workshop is intended for    people with little to no computing experience. With hands-on    practice, participants will become familiar with how to use the    basic components of a computer, as well as how to open files    and programs in Windows 10. For more information, call the    Ascension Parish library in Gonzales at (225)647-3955.  <\/p>\n<p>    SCORE FREE SMALL BUSINESS COUNSELING AND MENTORING: 1 p.m. to 4    p.m., Ascension    Parish Library, Dutchtown branch. This two-hour seminar is    designed for individuals who want to learn what it takes to    start and run a successful small business. The program will    focus on helping participants learn how to obtain a    small-business loan. Registration is required by calling the    library at (225) 673-8699.  <\/p>\n<p>    LOSS AND GRIEF EDUCATION AND SUPPORT    MEETING: 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., St. Elizabeth Hospital, Sister    Linda conference room,1125 W. La. 30, Gonzales. For    anyone who has experienced loss of any kind. A group    facilitated by the Grief Recovery Center to help with the    grieving process. Meets every Thursday. For more information,    <a href=\"mailto:emaildiane.hodges@steh.comor\">emaildiane.hodges@steh.comor<\/a> call (225) 621-2906.  <\/p>\n<p>    INTRODUCTION TO EXCEL: 6 p.m. to 7 p.m., Ascension Parish    Library, Donaldsonville branch. Participants will become    familiar with the uses of a spreadsheet and practice using the    basic features of Microsoft Excel 2013, including the menu bar,    tool bar and formula bar; selecting single cells and groups of    cells; entering text and data; calculating sums; and formatting    the spreadsheet. For more information, call the Ascension    Parish Library in Donaldsonville at (225) 473-8052.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read more from the original source: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theadvocate.com\/baton_rouge\/news\/communities\/ascension\/article_44ca7f7c-31a8-11e7-870f-fbe2875a3373.html\" title=\"Ascension Parish calendar for May 11-18, 2017 - The Advocate\">Ascension Parish calendar for May 11-18, 2017 - The Advocate<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> THURSDAY INTRODUCTION TO POWERPOINT: 10 a.m. to 11 a.m.,Ascension Parish Library, Gonzales branch <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ascension\/ascension-parish-calendar-for-may-11-18-2017-the-advocate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187766],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ascension"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}