{"id":191765,"date":"2017-05-08T00:25:25","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T04:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-toast-ayn-rand-rewrites\/"},"modified":"2017-05-08T00:25:25","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T04:25:25","slug":"the-toast-ayn-rand-rewrites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/ayn-rand\/the-toast-ayn-rand-rewrites\/","title":{"rendered":"The Toast &#8211; Ayn Rand Rewrites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Ayn Rand Rewrites                <\/p>\n<p>          The modern world needs a dose of Ayn Rand on a regular          basis, and I for one am going to see to it that we get          one. (Ayn Rand loves fan fiction.)        <\/p>\n<p>                  \"If you want to find Cherry-Tree Lane all you                  have to do is never make assertions. That is the                  moral crime peculiar to our enemies. We do not                  tell  we show. We do not claim  we prove. It is                  not your obedience that we seek to win, but your                  rational conviction. You have seen all the                  elements of our secret. The conclusion is now                  yours to draw  we can help you to                <\/p>\n<p>                  POLICE CAPTAIN:Monseigneur                  Bishop                  we have apprehended this man  a known criminal                   outside your gates with a set of silver                  candlesticks he claims you gave him                  what say you?                <\/p>\n<p>                  BISHOP MYRIEL: Yes, he stole                  them. [to Jean Valjean] You wretched                  leech, if you wanted silver candlesticks, you                  should have created them.                <\/p>\n<p>                  All of me                  How dare you try to take all of me                  Can't you see                  I exist wholly, with unbreached self-esteem,                  without you                <\/p>\n<p>                  My lips are mine                  How can I lose myself in you? I am still                  myself                  My arms are my arms                  Romantic love is a conscious expression of                  philosophy                <\/p>\n<p>                  MAL: How come you didn't turn on                  me, Jayne?                <\/p>\n<p>                  JAYNE: Money wasn't good enough.                <\/p>\n<p>                  MAL: What happens when it is?                <\/p>\n<p>                  JAYNE: When men reduce their                  virtues to the approximate, then evil acquires                  the force of an absolute, when loyalty to an                  unyielding purpose is dropped by the virtuous,                  its picked up by scoundrels.                <\/p>\n<p>                  \"Whatever the Free Market ordains, is full of                  wisdom. What we ascribe to fortune, happens not                  without a presiding nature, nor without a                  connection and intertexture with the things                  ordered by the Market. From the Market all things                  flow.\"                <\/p>\n<p>                  It was terribly cold, like the inside of a train                  station after all the trains have left for the                  evening. It was the last night of the year, and                  in its cold and darkness there walked a poor                  little girl, bareheaded and with naked feet. Her                  slim frame was out of scale in relation to a                  normal human body; its lines were so long, so                  fragile, so exaggerated that she looked like a                  stylized drawing                <\/p>\n<p>                  \"But we have received a sign, Edith  a                  mysterious sign. A miracle has happened on this                  farm...in the middle of the web there were the                  words 'Some Pig'...we have no ordinary pig.\"                  \"Well,\" said Mrs. Zuckerman, \"it seems to me                  you're a little off. It seems to me we have no                  ordinary spider.\" \"Ah, there you have it,\" said                  her husband. \"The extraordinary spider is acting                  not out of altruism but out of                  arecognition                <\/p>\n<p>                  \"If the witch understood the true meaning of                  sacrifice, she might have interpreted the Deep                  Magic differently, for when a willing victim who                  has committed no treachery, dies in a traitors                  stead, the stone table will crack and even death                  itself will turn backwards.\" \"Oh, how                  interesting,\" Lucy said. \"What is the true                  meaning of sacrifice, Aslan?\" \"It is an                  artificial anti-concept,\" Aslan said in his low,                  golden voice. \"It is the ultimate force of                <\/p>\n<p>                  If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask                  for a glass of milk, because charity encourages                  helplessness and ingratitude. When you give him                  the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw.                  Altruism does not result in gratefulness; it                  results in a sense of expectation and entitlement                  in the receiver. He has been given something for                  nothing. What have you taught him about the value                  of his own labor? Nothing. You have                <\/p>\n<p>                  Joe Manganiello is living proof that the                  reader-response theory is the truest form of                  literary criticism. Reader-response theorists                  share two beliefs: 1) that the role of the reader                  cannot be omitted from our understanding of                  literature and 2) that readers do not passively                  consume the meaning presented to them by an                  objective literary text; rather they actively                  make the meaning they find in literature\" (154).                  In this way, reader-response theory shares common                  ground with                <\/p>\n<p>                  The idea sets the detail. An idea, like a man, is                  alive; its integrity is to serve its own truth,                  its own single purpose. An idea cannot borrow                  hunks of its soul piecemeal any more than a man                  can borrow pieces of his body from another. The                  idea, and the Club, was mine. To say the four of                  us worked on it together is a form of truth, in                  the same way it is true                <\/p>\n<p>                  Previously: Ayn Rand Reviews Children's Movies.                  Thomas the Tank Engine When I ride on the 20th                  Century Limited, nobody touches a lever on the                  control panel but me. To ride a train is to take                  ingenuity itself as your lover; children should                  be given books about trains early and often. All                  trains are important. Thomas the Tank Engine is                  the most important train that there is, because                  he believes himself to be so. Other,                <\/p>\n<p>                  Previously in this series: Harry Potter and the                  Half-Blood Prince. \"Should it be wizards                  first, then?\" she asked. \"We're all human, aren't                  we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth                  saving.\" Harry looked at Kingsley. His mouth                  opened slightly, then closed. \"I will give you                  the gift of silence in exchange for that,\" he                  said at last, turning and reaching for the door.                  \"Let's go.\"                <\/p>\n<p>                  ***                <\/p>\n<p>                  \"While you can                <\/p>\n<p>                  Kathleen: I started helping my mother after                  school here when I was six years old. And I used                  to watch her. And it wasn't that she was just                  selling books, it was that she was helping people                  become whoever it was (that) they were going to                  turn out to be. Because when you read a book as a                  child it becomes part of your identity in a way                  that no other reading in your whole                <\/p>\n<p>                  Previously in this series (yeah, were                  doingall seven): Ayn RandsHarry                  Potter and Order of the Phoenix. \"Felix Felicis,\"                  Professor Slughorn said in hushed tones, holding                  the amber bottle up to the light. \"Liquid luck,                  they call it. Bottled fortune. Brewed correctly                  the drinker of this potion will be lucky in all                  their endeavours, but be warned...excessive                  consumption is highly toxic and can cause extreme                  recklessness.\" Harry knocked over his chair and                <\/p>\n<p>    Skip to the top of the page, search this site, or read    the article again  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Originally posted here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/series\/ayn-rand-rewrites\/\" title=\"The Toast - Ayn Rand Rewrites\">The Toast - Ayn Rand Rewrites<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Ayn Rand Rewrites The modern world needs a dose of Ayn Rand on a regular basis, and I for one am going to see to it that we get one. (Ayn Rand loves fan fiction.) \"If you want to find Cherry-Tree Lane all you have to do is never make assertions. 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