{"id":191575,"date":"2017-05-07T23:18:46","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T03:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/the-parmelee-post-civil-engineers-mystified-by-presence-of-human-life-within-winooski-traffic-circle-seven-days\/"},"modified":"2017-05-07T23:18:46","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T03:18:46","slug":"the-parmelee-post-civil-engineers-mystified-by-presence-of-human-life-within-winooski-traffic-circle-seven-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/post-human\/the-parmelee-post-civil-engineers-mystified-by-presence-of-human-life-within-winooski-traffic-circle-seven-days\/","title":{"rendered":"The Parmelee Post: Civil Engineers Mystified by Presence of Human Life Within Winooski Traffic Circle &#8211; Seven Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>In my 30-plus years of designing roads and bridges, I can assure  you Ive never seen anything remotely like this, exclaimed  veteran civil engineer and sidewalk advocate, Charles Enfarsi.  Everything I thought I knew about urban engineering fails to  explain what lies before my very eyes.  <\/p>\n<p>    The bewildered and bespectacled engineer stood motionless on    the sidewalk at the bottom of the Winooski traffic circle. It    wasnt the elliptical flow of traffic or even the freshly paved    asphalt that caught his attention. Rather, it was the presence    of human life gathered on the space inside of the circle.  <\/p>\n<p>    Whoever designed this 'rotary' clearly had one goal in mind:    To keep pedestrians out of the public space it    surrounds, opined Enfarsi. Any schmuck can design a keep off    grass sign. It takes a real passive-aggressive genius to    instead surround that grass with two lanes of traffic and a    confusing array of yield signs that are apparently open to    interpretation.  <\/p>\n<p>    I have no idea how this crowd of people made it safely into    the center,\" he continued. \"But I hope they realize how lucky    there are to be a part of something so remarkable.  <\/p>\n<p>    The human activity also gained the attention of bridge builder    and doomsday bunker enthusiast, Todd Reglund.  <\/p>\n<p>    For years I tried to warn the city that this traffic circle    wasnt quite dangerous enough,\" he said. \"I told them that    unless they installed a fiery moat, or an elaborate series of    booby traps, people could and would still find a way to get    into the park at the center. Maybe now theyll take me more    seriously!  <\/p>\n<p>    Drivers seemed equally impressed that dozens of pedestrians had    somehow safely crossed the speedway.  <\/p>\n<p>    Honestly, anytime I drive through that circle without hitting    another car it feels like a tiny miracle, said frequent    commuter and occasionally religious-while-driving mother, Anne    Randly.  <\/p>\n<p>    Im so focused on trying to figure out whos yielding or whos    merging that its never even occurred to me to also be    on the look out for pedestrians,\" she added. \"Or to figure out    what those blinking yellow lights are supposed to mean.  <\/p>\n<p>    Randly said she was so hypnotized by the bravery of the    individuals inside the circle that she completed an estimated    14 laps around the speedway before remembering to change lanes    without looking in order to exit.  <\/p>\n<p>    Witnesses close to the circle told the Parmelee Post    that a group of neon-vest-clad volunteers holding makeshift    stop signs made the dangerous trek into the center possible.  <\/p>\n<p>    It truly was a community effort to get these individuals    safely inside the circle, said longtime Winooski resident,    Eleanor McCradle. It sure takes a lot of flashing lights and    hand waving to fool traffic into thinking that the lives of    individuals trying to cross the road are more important than    getting to their destination as quickly as possible.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    McCradle paused, clearly swelling with civic pride before    continuing.  <\/p>\n<p>    I think Winooski showed itself and the world today that there    is no limit to what we can accomplish if we work together,\" she    said. \"There is no wall high enough  or speedway speedy enough     to divide us. It just takes a lot of organized and selfless    work to make great things happen.<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See original here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sevendaysvt.com\/vermont\/the-parmelee-post-civil-engineers-mystified-by-presence-of-human-life-within-winooski-traffic-circle\/Content?oid=5552359\" title=\"The Parmelee Post: Civil Engineers Mystified by Presence of Human Life Within Winooski Traffic Circle - Seven Days\">The Parmelee Post: Civil Engineers Mystified by Presence of Human Life Within Winooski Traffic Circle - Seven Days<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> In my 30-plus years of designing roads and bridges, I can assure you Ive never seen anything remotely like this, exclaimed veteran civil engineer and sidewalk advocate, Charles Enfarsi.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/post-human\/the-parmelee-post-civil-engineers-mystified-by-presence-of-human-life-within-winooski-traffic-circle-seven-days\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-post-human"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}