{"id":188668,"date":"2017-04-21T01:55:46","date_gmt":"2017-04-21T05:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/cameron-smith-rugby-league-genius-top-bloke-the-roar\/"},"modified":"2017-04-21T01:55:46","modified_gmt":"2017-04-21T05:55:46","slug":"cameron-smith-rugby-league-genius-top-bloke-the-roar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/immortality-medicine\/cameron-smith-rugby-league-genius-top-bloke-the-roar\/","title":{"rendered":"Cameron Smith: Rugby league genius, top bloke &#8211; The Roar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Even haters dont hate Cameron Smith. All those keyboard kooks    in Twitter Land who get a horn from hating something, anything,    and throwing their self-loathing gibber around the e-waves,    even those clowns dont hate Cameron Smith.  <\/p>\n<p>    Smith is universally-regarded:    Top Bloke.  <\/p>\n<p>    Maybe not universally. Theres people would be boo Santa    delivering life-saving medicine.  <\/p>\n<p>    But, in the main, even to those who arent Queenslanders or    Storm boys, people nod and look at Cam Smith and think, Cam    Smith? Respect.  <\/p>\n<p>    Old blokes like him because he looks like they looked in the    50s and 60s: tight, sensible. Neither arm full of tattoos. No    expensive haircut. He looks like a man should: Military, old    school. A man.  <\/p>\n<p>    Girls like him, too, though they dont fling themselves like    hot muffins as they do spunkier boys.  <\/p>\n<p>    Smith appeals to women more than girls. His is a mans face, a    handsome enough mug; shades of Colin Farrell; dark, low    eye-brows; prickly three-day growth.  <\/p>\n<p>    To young men hes the wise and wry wise-cracker, the older bro    whod lend you fifty. Dudes arent jealous of him. Unlike some    from the fractious, gilded man-youth of his e-generation,  <\/p>\n<p>    Smith doesnt drink alco-pops, wear flash threads nor squire    gimlet-eyed hotties.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hes a beer man. Schooners of Carlton. Drives a Kingswood. Got    a Harley. Top Bloke.  <\/p>\n<p>    Referees like Smith because he doesnt front them, get big in    their faces. Where others (fools) rush in, waving arms, all    sweat and spit and indignation, swearing, Waddyafugginmean!?     yes, you James Graham  Smith just asks a question: Talk us    through that one, sir. He barely even tilts an eye-brow.  <\/p>\n<p>    And the refs, respected, think, Top Bloke, and find him hard to    penalise.  <\/p>\n<p>    People like him because he doesnt look like a roid-engorged    monster-man. He looks like a knockabout from your social golf    club, a tradesman wholl do you a love-job for a carton. Top    Bloke. All-Aussie.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Even when News Ltds papers published television screen shots    of several illegal tackles in a State of Origin and the    minutes of the match in which they occurred, there wasnt an    uproar, especially.  <\/p>\n<p>    The usual keyboard warriors went at it. A couple of radio jocks    opined. But the general sentiment was, well, its State of    Origin. There is room for the grubby.  <\/p>\n<p>    And anyway, its Cam Smith. And hes a Top Bloke. And a great    bloody player.  <\/p>\n<p>    Great? One of the greatest ever, pal.  <\/p>\n<p>    The marvel of Smith is not his: super-smart work from    dummy-half; slick ball-work at the ruck; darting snipes; subtle    dummies; soft hands; innate combination with Cooper Cronk and    Billy Slater; veritable genius of a left foot; frozen-rope    goals; flawless defence; fitness; precision; guile; bravery;    strength; leadership; nor winning ways of rugby league.  <\/p>\n<p>    At least not entirely.  <\/p>\n<p>    For while those are all fine traits and the mark of a Great    Player And Future Immortal, Smiths greatest trick is that he    does all this stuff as if hes driving down the shops for milk    and bread, laidback like a pot-head in a hammock.  <\/p>\n<p>    Smith will make 50 tackles and wont have messy hair.  <\/p>\n<p>    Smiths defence is technically excellent because its always    had to be. Since he was a little tacker hes been the same size    relative to others. That being an aptly-named the accountant    compared to the other mobs blood-gargling Vikings.  <\/p>\n<p>    But Smith is sinewy strong. Like a tradesman whos been on the    tools a decade, he has muscles where they matter. He is hard    rather than showy. Hes a nerd not a Julio.  <\/p>\n<p>    I once shared a Chinese meal with two Raiders giants, Tom    Leahroyd-Lars and Dane Tilse. And both admitted to being    frightened of running at Smith lest he make them look stupid.  <\/p>\n<p>    It doesnt mean you dont try, smiled Leahroyd-Lars. You    still try to run over him. But hes very hard to shove off.  <\/p>\n<p>    Like Allan Langer did, Smith can get up and inside the ribs of    the giants, inveigle himself, and use the bigger mans weight    to hurl him down face first.  <\/p>\n<p>    Few years ago I was ringside at an Anzac Test in Canberra, the    yearly exhibition of Kangaroo dominance over Kiwi.  <\/p>\n<p>    Smith had his usual game-face on: The Mask. And he was just    there, playing, scheming, doing little things perfectly.  <\/p>\n<p>    A grubber, a show-and-go dummy  it was subtle, super-effective    stuff. The surgeon thing rings true. He carved the Kiwis and    they scarcely even knew it.  <\/p>\n<p>    He was giving up 20-30 kilos of mobile muscle to the games    biggest Vikings  in that case ridiculous man-beasts Jared    Warea-Hargreaves and Jesse Bromwich  and bringing them down,    and holding them there, humping dirt.  <\/p>\n<p>    For another of Smiths greatest tricks is his work on the deck,    slowing play-the-ball. A little ankle-tug here, a head move    there, a chin-cup. These plays dont hurt his opponent but they    do subtly, briefly immobilise them.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    And in a game in which ruck speed is crucial, Smiths body-work    wins games. As Learoyd-Lahrs said over Mongolian lamb: When    hes got you on the ground hes always gaining that extra    second.  <\/p>\n<p>    My mate Matt Hill, an Australian rep judo man, reckon its due    to hours of practice at judo and Brazilian Jujitsu.  <\/p>\n<p>    To manipulate players, to turn them onto their backs and    control them, you have to maintain control of the head, says    Hill. And Smith knows this.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hills been thirty years in judo and says he can recognise    league players whove been drilled in the dark arts.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hill reckons were Smith to retire tomorrow he could enter and    immediately compete in blue belt Brazilian Jujitsu competition.  <\/p>\n<p>    A lot of players have Smiths skills. But only the gilded few    have all of them all of the time. Smiths greatness  and youd    wager one day his Immortality  is that he pulls them off    near-perfectly every game.  <\/p>\n<p>    Doesnt matter if its Round 4 in Campbelltown or Origin    Decider. Smith just plays. Right option, right time.  <\/p>\n<p>    And hes done it for a decade. Hes the fulcrum in the games    three best teams  Storm, Queensland, Australia.  <\/p>\n<p>    Hes the fulcrum of perhaps the games greatest three-prong    death squad  The Big Three.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cronk might be credited with more Try Assists and    Men-of-Matches.  <\/p>\n<p>    Slater has scored more long-range tries to the delighted    squeals of girls. (My wife calls Slater My Billy.)  <\/p>\n<p>    But Cronk and Slater do their thing on the back Smiths    perfect, soft passes  butterflies wafting into waiting hands.    Cronk and Slater dont have to think.  <\/p>\n<p>    And when they do think, they think, Cam Smith. Heck of a    player. Top bloke.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theroar.com.au\/2017\/04\/21\/cameron-smith-rugby-league-genius-top-bloke\/\" title=\"Cameron Smith: Rugby league genius, top bloke - The Roar\">Cameron Smith: Rugby league genius, top bloke - The Roar<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Even haters dont hate Cameron Smith. 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