{"id":187270,"date":"2017-04-12T08:28:39","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T12:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/chicken-sniffing-ticket-machines-and-nihilism-underrated-skills-for-success-the-guardian\/"},"modified":"2017-04-12T08:28:39","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T12:28:39","slug":"chicken-sniffing-ticket-machines-and-nihilism-underrated-skills-for-success-the-guardian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/nihilism\/chicken-sniffing-ticket-machines-and-nihilism-underrated-skills-for-success-the-guardian\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken sniffing, ticket machines and nihilism: underrated skills for success &#8211; The Guardian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    According to University College    London, you need to possess five    skills if you want to be wealthy, healthy and happy in    life: emotional stability, control, optimism, determination and    conscientiousness. Well whoopty-do. If you ask me, this list    completely ignores the real, practical life skills that help    people get the most out of life. They are:  <\/p>\n<p>    Its the age-old conundrum. Youve had an opened packet of    chicken breasts in the fridge for a week and they are two days    out of date. Youare on a tightrope, teetering between a    delicious meal and a week-long bout of crippling illness. Only    a few people, trained in the fine art of chicken-sniffing, are    able to successfully navigate this dilemma. Honestly, they    should teach it in schools.  <\/p>\n<p>    This one is easy, and yet lost on the vast proportion of the    population. All you need to knowis the basic layout of a    ticket machine in a train station  including where the credit    cardslot is, the correct spelling    ofyourdestination and how manypeople you are.    A vague knowledge of the arcane intricacies of the    on-peak-off-peak system is an added bonus, too. Bingo, nobody    will ever roll their eyes at the back of your head again.  <\/p>\n<p>    Need to open a jar? Basic grip strength. Need to carry a lot of    shopping home? Basic grip strength. Need to do chin-ups in a    park to look sexy for girls? Basic grip strength. Need to    dangle off a gutter to avoid the murderous teeth of    anescaped lion? Basic grip strength, every time.  <\/p>\n<p>    The eyes, they say, are the window to the soul. If you can look    someone in the eye, you automatically seem more friendly,    trustworthy, confident and empathetic. So if you need someone    to do what you want, look them in the eye. If they dont do    what you want, keep looking them in the eye. Theyll be putty    in your hands.  <\/p>\n<p>    Ultimately, if you are going to prosper in life, emotional    stability, control, optimism, determination and    conscientiousness are meaningless. Whatyou really need is    a sense that humanity exists by accident. Anunderstanding    that Earth is simply a speck of dust in an oceanof    nothing, and that it willnot be missed if goes away.    Donald Trump knows this, and who is richer or    more successful than him? Exactly.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/shortcuts\/2017\/apr\/11\/five-life-skills-you-actually-need\" title=\"Chicken sniffing, ticket machines and nihilism: underrated skills for success - The Guardian\">Chicken sniffing, ticket machines and nihilism: underrated skills for success - The Guardian<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> According to University College London, you need to possess five skills if you want to be wealthy, healthy and happy in life: emotional stability, control, optimism, determination and conscientiousness. 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