{"id":186028,"date":"2017-04-02T08:28:23","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T12:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/mass-effect-andromedas-squadmates-ranked-pc-gamer\/"},"modified":"2017-04-02T08:28:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T12:28:23","slug":"mass-effect-andromedas-squadmates-ranked-pc-gamer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/atlas-shrugged\/mass-effect-andromedas-squadmates-ranked-pc-gamer\/","title":{"rendered":"Mass Effect: Andromeda&#8217;s squadmates ranked &#8211; PC Gamer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Not long ago we took at stab at     ranking every Mass Effect companion from worst    to best. We disagreed loudly and oftenJack and Ashley were    especially contentiousbut at least it wasnt hard to settle on    number one. Everyone loves the bird-faced lizard man.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now we have a new cast to add to the list, but finding places    for them will be toughmainly because there are no uncontested    standouts in Mass Effect: Andromedas crowd, no Garruses or    Mordins who we all latched onto as clear favorites. And with so    much bulk to the game, one players Liam is not    anothersespecially if the other completely ignored Liam after    he graced the prologue missions with such lines as those rocks    are floating and shit, this just got real. No one can be    blamed for doing so, but it wouldnt be fair to poor Liam to    rank him on those merits, so weve gathered a group who,    collectively, spent lots of time with every character. (Liam    still doesnt fair well. Sorry Liam.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Below is our ranking of Mass Effect: Andromedas squadmates,    from worst to bestweve left out non-squad crewmembers, like    Kallo and Suvi, and off-ship contacts to contain the debate to    a reasonable six. Well add the newcomers to our complete list    soon, though their standing may change over timewe had three    games to get to know all of the original trilogy's characters.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Tyler Wilde: Coras perma-smirk is creepy, and    Im not motivated to hang out with someone who, at least for    the first third of the game, is openly jealous of the nepotism    that made me Pathfinder. Male Ryders, at least, can introduce    levity with completely inappropriate flirting, but as a female    Ryder I was just subjecting myself to Coras angry inner    monologue for five minutes before being sent away so she could    mull over her personal progress. Its pretty cool, at least,    that she fought with asari commandos, but the whole biotics    are too scary for regular society X-Men thing is well-tread in    and out of Mass Effect.  <\/p>\n<p>    James Davenport: Her companion quest is also    the most clearly etched character growth seesaw in the game:    This person I admire is good, they made good rules I    like. (A few datapads later) This person I once    admired is not good, I do not like their rules anymore.    Theres no gradual arc, no pressing situation that molds her    into a new shapeshe just finds out her idol doesnt follow    their own commandments without hesitation. Even after the    revelation, she feels mostly unchanged, just more accepting    that someone besides your dad could have a robot in their head    and colonize planets.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: Yeah, and on that mission she    discovers, apparently for the first time, the idea that the    needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, but decides    she disagrees with Spock. I think I spied a copy of Atlas    Shrugged in the bio lab.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: Poor Liam. He follows in the footsteps    of boring humans Kaiden and Jacob, stuck in the belly of the    ship and easily ignored, with early game traits such as: has a    couch, drinks beer, and hates those damn kett bastards. He does    get a little better, but still talks like a dad who just read    his first book on Zen Buddhism. Hear that? Just a moment of    nothing. Enjoy it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Jody Macgregor: I'm going to be the only    person who sticks up for Liam, aren't I? OK, he's the boring    first male companion BioWare games usually saddle us with, the    Carth Onassi of the Heleus Cluster only with Jacob's propensity    for doing pushups. But his loyalty mission, which takes place    on a pirate ship with the gravity turned sideways, is one of    the best bits of the whole game. Especially when the villainous    pirate captain keeps trying to rant at you over the vidscreen    while Liam and Ryder are too busy arguing with each other to    pay attentionsuddenly Andromeda's writing leaps up to Citadel    DLC levels of goofiness, and actually pulls it off. For that    alone I'll stick up for Liam, even if he's such an ordinary    dude I'm pretty sure I saw him in the audience of an episode of    Top Gear one time.  <\/p>\n<p>    James: Even if Liam has a great companion    quest, nothing leading up to it made me want to be his    companion. Hes just kind of there when the game    starts, poking his head in for a quick one-liner when its    convenient. And if his combat    barks are an indication of personality then I want to    log-off. I think I really pissed that one off. Maybe because I    shot him in the face. For a dude thats supposed to be a    battle-tested soldier, I have to wonder what kind of    institution would put out anyone that made a jokeis it a    joke?when murdering an alien. Getting to know the guy isnt    great either. Ive had one too many beers on a dirty couch    where someone tells their whole life story without warning.    Liam really makes that videogame beer feel 600 light years    away.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: Dracks got a few good lines, but hes    a bog standard krogan tough guy. I like his granddaughter more,    though its sweet anytime he talks about her.  <\/p>\n<p>    Jody: Drack's entrance is really badass, and I    appreciate that Ryder has the option to basically say, Hey,    that looked really badass, after he surfs into frame on a dead    kett. In a crew full of children Drack is the one tough old    man, the Andromedan Zaeed. But since he's a krogan, being old    hasn't matured him in any way and he still talks about his    quads all the time and launches himself into battle like he's    divebombing at a pool party. While other alien characters in    the Mass Effect series have tried to subvert the idea that you    can stereotype an entire species into a single, broad    personality type, Drack basically says to hell with that and    embodies what it means to be a krogan. Just, you know, a    slightly older and crankier one.  <\/p>\n<p>    James: I think I like Drack more than you two.    His companion quests are a slow burn that introduce mild stakes    with no setup, but by the end I saw through his badass krogan    warrior stereotype. Beneath it all, hes a loving space lizard    grandpa that wants nothing more than his family to be happy. In    embodying everything it is to be a krogan so wholeheartedly,    Dracks vulnerable, loving side stands out in sharp relief.    Dude just wants to hug his grandeggs, you know?  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Jody: PeeBee is an asari scientist who joins    your crew to help examine all the forerunner artifacts you'll    find and also possibly get in your pants. She's a lot like    Liara from the original trilogy, yes. The difference is that    she's younger and feistier and talks faster and shows off more    skin. She's anime Liara. Thing is, I liked Liara and I like    Peebee too. She's into pulpy crime novels and relaxing in zero    gravity, and when Jaal asks her who the asari worship she    replies, \"Me... obviously.\" She gets drunk on agaran booze and    hangs out in their museum. Peebee's an obvious bundle of quirks    but at least she has a personality, which puts her one up on    Cora.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: PeeBee can grate (the flirts will    flow), but unlike several charactersGil and Liam    especiallyshe doesnt spell out her entire life story the    first time you meet her, actively avoiding questions about her    past. Shes not immune to the exposition bug, but follow along    with her loyalty quest, and her past reveals itself at least    partially through narrative. She also builds you a cool robot    friend.  <\/p>\n<p>    James: PeeBee and I had a lot of casual sex.    It was pretty cool to see that kind of adult relationship in a    videogame, a casual carnal agreement a lot of folks I know are    into these days. You two find each other good looking and    interesting enough to stand, and when youre spending so much    time on the Tempest, it makes sense that folks would take    explore more than just celestial bodies. The rest of PeeBees    story hit me and fell offits been less than a week and I    cant remember what happened, but as a bright, lively    personality that doesnt give a shit what most people think, I    respect her.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: I'm proud of you for admitting this,    James. My Mass Effect characters, like me, have never had sex,    and don't even know what sex is.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Jody: Shes like Han Solo but in space! Wait,    Han Solo is already in space, forget I said that. Plus she has    more of a wheeler-dealer thing going and a sister to care for.    Shes her own turian, and a pretty cool one. By Andromeda    standards that makes her amazing.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: I appreciate that Vetra isnt defined    by her species. She has the same problems any human character    might: concern for her little sister, a need to control    everything she can in an uncertain time, and a distaste for    bureaucracy over action. I wouldve welcomed more    turian-specific traitshints at a culture humans only partially    understandbecause she does feel a little like a human who    looks cooler than humans. But looking cool is important. Why do    turians look so cool, anyway? They have weird mouths.  <\/p>\n<p>    James: Kid sisters and cool mouths. Worth the    number two spot for me.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: The kid sister thing is really what    endears Vetra to me. She has a real, living motivation to make    Andromeda work, whereas several other characters are like, Uh,    I came out here because, I just dont have a lot of    attachments, and I guess I want to explore and stuff. I barely    exaggerate. It isnt a novel motivation, but it works, and its    cute that Ryder has a fan.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Tyler: I didnt like Jaal at first. Our    meeting was too compact, a rushed, accidental first contact    that felt more like arriving late for college orientation than    the meeting of civilizations it shouldve been. He volunteered    himself to my crew not 10 minutes after our first meetingnot    even questioning whether our life support could accommodate an    alien lifeform weve literally never metthereby vaporizing any    remaining wonder in Helius. But despite being written into the    story in a footnote, Jaal grew, and grew, and grew on me.    Nyasha Hatendis sonorous voice belies Jaals true character:    hes not a success, a great warrior or tactician. Hes easily    cast off by his peers because they dont see him as a crucial    asset. And his attempts to earn friendships on the Tempest are    some of Andromedas most tender moments, without being    sentimental. He integrates far too easily for an alieneven in    Andromeda, aliens are humans with slightly different    culturesbut putting that aside, hes the funniest and least    predictable character on the ship. The fish out of water gag    gets plenty of play, but theres usually a creative bent to it,    such as when he and Liam practice insulting each other to    explore their cultures boundaries. Its a shame that Jaal is,    for some reason, only open to a straight interspecies    relationship, because male Ryders needlessly miss out on one of    the better, if extremely unlikely, romances.  <\/p>\n<p>    James: Jaal might be the best companion    because hes the most harmless. Coasting in on the back of one    of two new species in Andromeda, I didnt really have any idea    what to expect of the guy. He comes off as a severe,    tight-lipped lone wolf, but quicklymaybe too quicklyreveals    himself as a sensitive and considerate fish man (with one hell    of a fish ass). I havent seen his entire story through quite    yet, but anytime I spend with Jaal is easy-going. He may not    feel alien, but such concentrated earnesty can feel that way,    especially when the majority of games feature relentlessly    grave and cynical heroes or ironic one-liner robots. Jaals    willing emotional vulnerability stands out against the violence    and desperation of Andromedas story and even sharper against    the cold void of space. Jaal is a good boy, as all boys should    strive to be.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>More:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/mass-effect-andromedas-squadmates-ranked\/\" title=\"Mass Effect: Andromeda's squadmates ranked - PC Gamer\">Mass Effect: Andromeda's squadmates ranked - PC Gamer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Not long ago we took at stab at ranking every Mass Effect companion from worst to best. 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