{"id":185322,"date":"2017-03-29T11:26:11","date_gmt":"2017-03-29T15:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/are-you-sitting-comfortably-then-well-begin-the-evolutionary-fairytale-of-coral-the-guardian\/"},"modified":"2017-03-29T11:26:11","modified_gmt":"2017-03-29T15:26:11","slug":"are-you-sitting-comfortably-then-well-begin-the-evolutionary-fairytale-of-coral-the-guardian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/evolution\/are-you-sitting-comfortably-then-well-begin-the-evolutionary-fairytale-of-coral-the-guardian\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you sitting comfortably? Then we&#8217;ll begin the evolutionary &#8216;fairytale&#8217; of coral &#8211; The Guardian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>  Reef Top, Great Barrier Reef, Australia Photograph: Daniela  Dirscherl\/Getty Images\/WaterFrame RM<\/p>\n<p>    Science and storytelling dont seem like obvious bedfellows but    recently theres been a serious vein of science communication    research that suggests a strong narrative can help with    dissemination, understanding    by nonexperts and number one for most publishing    scientists, citations.  <\/p>\n<p>    Of course, sciencing the    art of storytelling, with narrativity indices and reader    appeal charts does sound typically soul-suckingly dry, but it    is at the heart of the science communication movement and many    of the Lost Worlds    Revisited blogs are retellings of decades of    palaeontological research into narratives with a beginning,    middle and end.<\/p>\n<p>    Tentative justification preamble out of the way, heres a    classic fairytale retold as the story of hexacorallian    evolution*. Oh it was also National Tell    A Fairy Tale Day last month, which I am sure we all    celebrated. Now, I hope you are sitting comfortably.  <\/p>\n<p>    Once upon a time, possibly in the Precambrian    there was an ancestral hexacorallian mother who had three    little orders** of corals and not enough food to feed them. So    when they evolved into distinct orders, she sent them out into    the world to seek their fortunes.  <\/p>\n<p>    The first little order of corals, order Tabulata, appearing in    the early Ordovician was very lazy. He lacked distinctive    characteristics which created taxonomic problems for    palaeontologists and didnt want to work at all and he built    his corallites from feeble septa without axial structure. The    second little order, order Rugosa, who appeared later in the    Ordovician worked a little bit harder but he was somewhat lazy    too and he built his corallites out of serial septa with some    axial structure. Then, they sang and danced and diversified    together the rest of the day.  <\/p>\n<p>    The third little order, the Scleractinia, which appeared    sometime during the Palaeozoic worked hard all day and built    his skeleton with lightweight but rigidly supporting cyclic    septa. It was a sturdy bauplan complete with a wide diversity    of forms and aragonitic skeletons.  <\/p>\n<p>    In the Late Devonian, dynamic global climate systems happened    to pass by the lane where the three little coral orders lived;    and he saw the weakly developed septa of tabulate corals, and    he smelled the coral inside. He thought the corals would make a    mighty fine meal and his mouth began to water.  <\/p>\n<p>    So he knocked on the door and said:  <\/p>\n<p>    Little coral! Little coral!  <\/p>\n<p>    Let me in! Let me in!  <\/p>\n<p>    But the little coral saw the dynamic global climate systems    through the keyhole, so he answered back:  <\/p>\n<p>    No! No! No!  <\/p>\n<p>    Not by the mural pores on my modular corallites!  <\/p>\n<p>    Then the dynamic global climate systems showed his teeth and    said:  <\/p>\n<p>    Then Ill huff  <\/p>\n<p>    and Ill puff  <\/p>\n<p>    and through a complex series of climate changes including    glaciation caused by the greening of the land, a possible    bollide collision and magmatism activity, Ill blow your house    down.  <\/p>\n<p>    So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! Dynamic    global climate systems opened his jaws very wide and bit down    as hard as he could, but tabulate corals escaped and ran away    to hide with the rugose corals.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dynamic global climate systems continued down the lane and at    the end of the Permian he passed by the rugose coralllites with    serial septa and with the tabulate feeble septa of the tabulate    corals; and he smelled the corals inside, and his mouth began    to water as he thought about the fine dinner they would make.  <\/p>\n<p>    So he knocked on the door and said:  <\/p>\n<p>    Little corals! Little corals!  <\/p>\n<p>    Let me in! Let me in!  <\/p>\n<p>    But the little pigs saw the dynamic global climate systems    through the keyhole, so they answered back:  <\/p>\n<p>    No! No! No!  <\/p>\n<p>    Not by the dividing walls of my massive coralla!  <\/p>\n<p>    Answered the rugose corals.  <\/p>\n<p>    So the dynamic global climate systems showed his teeth and    said:  <\/p>\n<p>    Then Ill huff  <\/p>\n<p>    and Ill puff  <\/p>\n<p>    and Ill cause the most severe mass extinction event that has    ever been known, causing the extinction of several major groups    of terrestrial and marine organisms and at the same time Ill    blow your house down.  <\/p>\n<p>    So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! Dynamic    global climate systems destroyed over 90% of all marine    organisms including trilobites, eurypterids, acanthodian fish    and blastoid echinoderms. Rugose and tabulate corals also went    extinct.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dynamic global climate systems then merrily skipped down the    lane arriving at the robust scleractinian corals at the end of    the Cretaceous. The scleractinian corals were very frightened,    they knew the dynamic global climate systems wanted to eat    them. And that was very, very true. Dynamic global climate    systems hadnt eaten all day and he had worked up a large    appetite causing mass extinctions and the like and now he could    smell the last of the corals inside and he knew that the coral    would make a lovely meal.  <\/p>\n<p>    So the wolf knocked on the door and said:<\/p>\n<p>    Little coral! Little coral!  <\/p>\n<p>    Let me in! Let me in!  <\/p>\n<p>    But the scleractinian saw the dynamic global climate systems    through the keyhole, so they answered back:  <\/p>\n<p>    No! No! No!  <\/p>\n<p>    Not by the symbiotic dinoflagellates in our cells!  <\/p>\n<p>    So the dynamic global climate systems showed his teeth and    said:  <\/p>\n<p>    Then Ill huff  <\/p>\n<p>    and Ill puff  <\/p>\n<p>    and Ill bring down an asteroid or two as well as mess around    with the Deccan traps and cause eustatic changes which will    also, I hope, blow your house down.  <\/p>\n<p>    So he huffed and he puffed. He puffed and he huffed. And he    huffed, huffed, and he puffed, puffed; he destroyed the    non-avian dinosaurs, the pterosaurs, the ammonoids and    belemnoids, the polyglyphanodontians, the mosasaurs and    plesiosaurs and although he destroyed roughly 60% of the    scleractinian corals he just could not blow the house down. At    last, he was so out of breath that he couldnt huff and he    couldnt puff or breathe anymore so he had a bit of a lay down.  <\/p>\n<p>    The damaged scleractinian corals emerged, repaired their house    and went on to diverge into the stony corals we know and love    today and they lived happily ever after. Well until    anthropogenic impacts started to cause    widespread bleaching events but thats a story for another    time.  <\/p>\n<p>    THE END  <\/p>\n<p>    *Yes, yes I know that perhaps storytelling in science wasnt    supposed to be taken quite so literally but its corals were    talking about here they need all the narrative index help they    can get.<\/p>\n<p>    ** She had other children who also got into escapades but those    are stories for another time.  <\/p>\n<p>    References  <\/p>\n<p>    Dahlstrom, M. D. 2014. Using narratives and stroytelling to    communicate science with nonexpert audiences. Proceedings of    the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of    America. v.111 Supplement 4. Weblink here.  <\/p>\n<p>    Scrutton, C. T. 1997. The Palaeozoic corals, I: origins and    relationships. Proceedings of the Yorkshire Geological Society,    v. 51:177-208. Weblink here.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>The rest is here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/science\/2017\/mar\/29\/coral-evolution-storytelling-science\" title=\"Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin the evolutionary 'fairytale' of coral - The Guardian\">Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin the evolutionary 'fairytale' of coral - The Guardian<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Reef Top, Great Barrier Reef, Australia Photograph: Daniela Dirscherl\/Getty Images\/WaterFrame RM Science and storytelling dont seem like obvious bedfellows but recently theres been a serious vein of science communication research that suggests a strong narrative can help with dissemination, understanding by nonexperts and number one for most publishing scientists, citations. Of course, sciencing the art of storytelling, with narrativity indices and reader appeal charts does sound typically soul-suckingly dry, but it is at the heart of the science communication movement and many of the Lost Worlds Revisited blogs are retellings of decades of palaeontological research into narratives with a beginning, middle and end <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/evolution\/are-you-sitting-comfortably-then-well-begin-the-evolutionary-fairytale-of-coral-the-guardian\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187748],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evolution"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}