{"id":184501,"date":"2017-03-23T13:28:36","date_gmt":"2017-03-23T17:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/life-review-theres-a-very-familiar-alien-monster-in-those-space-station-vents-irish-times\/"},"modified":"2017-03-23T13:28:36","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T17:28:36","slug":"life-review-theres-a-very-familiar-alien-monster-in-those-space-station-vents-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/space-station\/life-review-theres-a-very-familiar-alien-monster-in-those-space-station-vents-irish-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Life review: There&#8217;s a very familiar alien monster in those space-station vents &#8211; Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>        The official trailer for 'Life', starring Jake Gyllenhaal        and Ryan Reynolds. Video: Sony Pictures      <\/p>\n<p>        Space hunk: Ryan Reynolds in Life      <\/p>\n<p>        Film Title: Life      <\/p>\n<p>        Director: Daniel Espinosa      <\/p>\n<p>        Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca        Ferguson, Ryan Reynolds, Hiroyuki Sanada, Ariyon Bakare,        Olga Dihovichnaya      <\/p>\n<p>        Genre: Sci-Fi      <\/p>\n<p>        Running Time: 104 min      <\/p>\n<p>    A starry crew aboard the International Space Station sends a    snark-talking Ryan Reynolds to snaffle a space probe returning    from Mars with soil samples. Mission accomplished, lead    scientist Hugh (Ariyon Bakare) pokes at the specimen until,    oops, it transforms into a vagina-gremlin-starfish-monster that    starts picking the crew off one by one.   <\/p>\n<p>    Using a fabulously opportunistic bluff, Life    screenwriters Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick have refused to    rule out the possibility that Life is a prequel to    Venom. Theyre talking about the incoming Spider-Man    spin-off, but, having sat through their new space opera, we    could have sworn they were talking about Venom, the    1981 Alien knock-off, featuring a black mamba in lieu    of Aliens tentacled genital-faced extra-terrestrials.  <\/p>\n<p>    Life, to tell the unhappy truth, looks awfully    like a prequel to an Alien clone. Except set in space.    And featuring tentacled, genital-faced extra-terrestrials. You    see the problem, here?  <\/p>\n<p>    The familiarities dont end there. Rebecca Fergusons    security-obsessed doctor plays awfully like Tasha Yar    fan-fiction from someone who never actually got around to    watching Star Trek: The Next Generation. (Picture the    Chief Security Officer of the USS Enterprise-D minus the charm,    intellect or charisma.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Mostly, Ferguson is stuck on repeat as she repeatedly    explains what is going on, repeatedly: Theres a monster in the    vents. Got it?  <\/p>\n<p>    Overlapping dialogue makes it tricky to tell one    under-developed character from another, although we do discern    the odd howler of a line (This is some Re-Animator    shit) and reliable old frantic Jake Gyllenhaal of Source    Code fame.  <\/p>\n<p>    There is some good news on the tech specs. The recycled plot is    very much at odds with Seamus McGarveys knockout floating    cinematography, Nigel Phelps multi-dimensional space station    designs, and (Safe House) director Daniel Espinosas    aptitude for white-knuckle runarounds.  <\/p>\n<p>    Arriving in the same season as Alien: Covenant,    Life may well prove the superior Alien rip-off. Get    your Alien counterfeits: five for twenty. Apparently,    in space no one can hear you plagiarise.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/culture\/film\/life-review-there-s-a-very-familiar-alien-monster-in-those-space-station-vents-1.3021700\" title=\"Life review: There's a very familiar alien monster in those space-station vents - Irish Times\">Life review: There's a very familiar alien monster in those space-station vents - Irish Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> The official trailer for 'Life', starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Reynolds. Video: Sony Pictures Space hunk: Ryan Reynolds in Life Film Title: Life Director: Daniel Espinosa Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, Ryan Reynolds, Hiroyuki Sanada, Ariyon Bakare, Olga Dihovichnaya Genre: Sci-Fi Running Time: 104 min A starry crew aboard the International Space Station sends a snark-talking Ryan Reynolds to snaffle a space probe returning from Mars with soil samples. 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