{"id":179733,"date":"2017-02-24T18:54:05","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T23:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/live-from-oceania-marina-hits-and-misses-cruise-critic\/"},"modified":"2017-02-24T18:54:05","modified_gmt":"2017-02-24T23:54:05","slug":"live-from-oceania-marina-hits-and-misses-cruise-critic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/oceania\/live-from-oceania-marina-hits-and-misses-cruise-critic\/","title":{"rendered":"Live From Oceania Marina: Hits and Misses &#8211; Cruise Critic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Cruise Critic is currently onboard Oceania's 1,258-passenger    Marina, cruising to Central American destinations like Belize,    Honduras and Mexico. The ship is one of only two custom-built    ships for the upper-premium cruise line (the other four are    refurbished vessels from defunct Renaissance Cruises), and we    love how the ship feels like its smaller R-class sisters, just    with plenty of enhancements. Here's a closer look at what    Marina's got right -- and what needs a bit of tweaking.  <\/p>\n<p>    If Marina were a person, it would be an unabashed foodie. The    ship's four specialty restaurants -- steakhouse Polo Grill,    Italian Toscana, French Jacques and Asian-fusian Red Ginger --    all feature an overabundance of menu options and no surcharge.    The food has been pretty drool-worthy, too, from homemade pesto    gnocchi at Toscana and pumpkin soup at Jacques to tender filet    mignon at Polo Grill and miso-glazed sea bass at Red Ginger.    Restaurant staff help you customize your dining experience to    make it perfect, whether it's offering an entire menu of olive    oils to accompany your baked-that-day bread or letting you    choose from a selection of chopsticks made from a range of    materials. Only trouble is it's tricky to get reservations if    you didn't prebook online ahead of the cruise.  <\/p>\n<p>    Oceania's Prestige Tranquility beds and 1,000-thread-count    linens practically guarantee that you will never have a    sleepless night on Marina. Snuggle into those havens of    comfort, and you can't possibly keep your eyes open. They're    wonderful after a full day of touring and eating, but can be    absolutely dangerous if you lie down for \"just a minute\"    midafternoon. We're no expert on fancy sheets, but a 12-piece    queen set with sheets, duvet and pillows will set you back    $1,500, so they must be top of the line. We plan to enjoy them    as much as possible while we're still onboard.  <\/p>\n<p>    Some lines pour you a cup of Lipton, hand you a sad petit four    and call the event \"afternoon tea,\" but Marina knows how to do    things right. Every afternoon at 4 p.m., white-gloved waiters    wheel carts of finger sandwiches, cakes and pastries around the    panoramic Horizon Lounge, while others proffer boxes of    Twinings tea. A classical string quartet plays as you head to a    central buffet for proper British scones, jam and clotted    cream. It's all very civilized -- and highly delicious.  <\/p>\n<p>    Calling all vegans, gluten-avoiders and health nuts! Oceania's    famed milkshake bar gets a healthy makeover every morning when    it offers green juices and smoothies made with cashew milk, as    well as \"energy bowls\" (such as an acai berry bowl or a chia    cashew yogurt bowl). It's a popular morning addition,    especially for folks on their way to or from the fitness center    or jogging track -- and we can attest that the drinks taste    quite good, too.  <\/p>\n<p>    On Marina, the thermal suite is not limited to those who cough    up more cash at the Canyon Ranch Spa Club. Men's and women's    sauna and steam room areas, as well as two coed spaces with    tiled heated loungers, are available to all comers. They're a    lovely spot to rest weary limbs after a busy day of touring.    The thermal area is lacking a thalassotherapy pool (found on    Oceania's other ships), but we didn't miss it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Although neither free nor quite as fast as at home, Marina's    Internet has been quite satisfactory, and not as ridiculously    slow as other ships we've sailed. We've checked email, had    real-time text conversations and even watched videos on    Facebook. We can't decide if its upgraded technology or a lack    of Millennials onboard that is leading to the efficient Wi-Fi    service onboard.  <\/p>\n<p>    On first glance, Marina's bathrooms are a wow. They're    beautifully marbled, with both a standalone shower and tub with    showerhead. Then you actually try to take a shower and discover    the flaw. The standalone has a central rainshower head that    makes the already low ceiling even lower and means anyone close    to or over 6 feet tall has to duck to avoid konking their head    in the shower. And the angled shape of the stall means anyone    not rail thin is banging elbows or incapable of leaning down to    wash their legs. The bathtub is a tad better, but you risk    dousing the entire bathroom with water when you use the    showerhead, and you have a large step over into the tub.    We recommend the spa if you want to shower with a bit more    space.  <\/p>\n<p>    So far, we have not been impressed with the desserts on Marina.    The cookies do not entice, dessert \"burgers\" and \"lasagna\" at    specialty restaurants were more creative than mouth-watering,    and main dining room options have been surprisingly easy to    skip. The best sweets we've eaten have been at afternoon tea --    and the ice cream. In a way, dessert misses are a good thing,    though, because we're eating so much at dinner, we really don't    need the extra calories.  <\/p>\n<p>    We appreciate that no one is chasing you down to take your    photo then sell it to you or begging you to sign up for    extra-fee pub crawls or buy art at auction. But compared to    other high-end lines, you can spend a lot extra on Oceania    paying for drinks, gratuities, shore tours and more. The spa is    pricier than many cruise ship spas (we're paying $175 plus tip    for a 50-minute facial), and the lame 45-minute yoga class we    took was not worth $11. Excursions are pricey, as well. And do    we really need shopping talks and pamphlets for Diamonds    International and Del Sol color-changing T-shirts? Not really.    (To avoid the nickel and diming, book your next cruise when    Oceania is offering its O-Life Perks promotion and take your    pick of perks like free Internet or a complimentary beverage    package.)  <\/p>\n<p>    --By Erica Silverstein, Senior Editor  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Visit link:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cruisecritic.com\/news\/news.cfm?ID=7562\" title=\"Live From Oceania Marina: Hits and Misses - Cruise Critic\">Live From Oceania Marina: Hits and Misses - Cruise Critic<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Cruise Critic is currently onboard Oceania's 1,258-passenger Marina, cruising to Central American destinations like Belize, Honduras and Mexico. The ship is one of only two custom-built ships for the upper-premium cruise line (the other four are refurbished vessels from defunct Renaissance Cruises), and we love how the ship feels like its smaller R-class sisters, just with plenty of enhancements. Here's a closer look at what Marina's got right -- and what needs a bit of tweaking <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/oceania\/live-from-oceania-marina-hits-and-misses-cruise-critic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187818],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oceania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}