{"id":178836,"date":"2017-02-20T19:39:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T00:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/johnny-depp-is-in-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-apparently-bloody-disgusting\/"},"modified":"2017-02-20T19:39:15","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T00:39:15","slug":"johnny-depp-is-in-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-apparently-bloody-disgusting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/caribbean\/johnny-depp-is-in-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-apparently-bloody-disgusting\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Depp is in &#8216;Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales&#8217;, Apparently &#8211; Bloody Disgusting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    After all of the bad PR surrounding Johnny Depp, Disney removed    him from allPirates of the Caribbean: Dead    Men Tell No Tales promotional materials, at least    until the Super Bowl.Now, after feeling like its safe to    bring him out of hiding, theyve released a series of new    posters centered around the famed pirate. Theyre absolutely    awful by the way, looking like a Photoshop job by an    inexperienced college student. Woof.  <\/p>\n<p>      Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic,      swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new Pirates      of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The rip-roaring      adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the      winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly      ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazer (Javier      Bardem), escape from the Devils Triangle bent on killing      every pirate at sea  notably Jack. Jacks only hope of      survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to      find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth      (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and      Henry (Benton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the      Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifull small      and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his      recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from      the most formidable and malicious foe he has never faced.    <\/p>\n<p>    In theaters May 26th from directorsEspen Sandberg and    Joachim Rnning, the entire cast includes: Johnny Depp,    Geoffrey Rush, Javier Bardem, Kevin R. McNally, Stephen Graham,    Golshifteh Farahani, Kaya Scodelario, Brenton Thwaites, Orlando    Bloom, Paul McCartney, David Wenham, and Stephen Graham.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>The rest is here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/bloody-disgusting.com\/movie\/3425269\/johnny-depp-apparently-pirates-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales\/\" title=\"Johnny Depp is in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales', Apparently - Bloody Disgusting\">Johnny Depp is in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales', Apparently - Bloody Disgusting<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> After all of the bad PR surrounding Johnny Depp, Disney removed him from allPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales promotional materials, at least until the Super Bowl.Now, after feeling like its safe to bring him out of hiding, theyve released a series of new posters centered around the famed pirate. Theyre absolutely awful by the way, looking like a Photoshop job by an inexperienced college student.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/caribbean\/johnny-depp-is-in-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-apparently-bloody-disgusting\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187816],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caribbean"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}