{"id":177312,"date":"2017-02-14T11:13:09","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T16:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/valentines-day-whats-your-secret-technology-crush-naked-security\/"},"modified":"2017-02-14T11:13:09","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T16:13:09","slug":"valentines-day-whats-your-secret-technology-crush-naked-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/technology\/valentines-day-whats-your-secret-technology-crush-naked-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine&#8217;s day: what&#8217;s your secret technology crush? &#8211; Naked Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Valentines day is traditionally a time when you can act on    your secret crushes and let them know how you feel about them.  <\/p>\n<p>    Anyone who cares about security and technology has an app or a    platform or a programming language or something that might not    be very cool or very glamorous but which they love, trust and    rely on. So this year weve decided to ask Naked Security    writers what their secret crushes are.  <\/p>\n<p>    Mark    Stockley, our web technologies guru, has had a long,    slightly dysfunctional love-hate relationship    withPerl.    He says:  <\/p>\n<p>      My secret tech crush is Perl.    <\/p>\n<p>      Its not for looks, mind.In a bad light Perl looks like      the contents of the unix tool chain after a heavy fall down      some stairs.    <\/p>\n<p>      Its not because Perl loves me and nobody else either. When I      first met Perl (in its prime in the late 90s), it had caught      everyones eye and was living it up at the heart of things on      seemingly every server and every website.    <\/p>\n<p>      And its not because Perl was nice to me, either.Back      then, we didnt have well lit safe spaces like Stackoverflow      to get to know a programming language that had caught our      eye. We had to use usenet and meeting Perl meant risking the      piranha-infested waters of comp.lang.misc.perl, a usenet      group so fierce and elitist that suitors with questions were      publicly eviscerated for sport.    <\/p>\n<p>      Perl is complex difficult moody, even. On the rare      occasions that things go well, working with Perl can be like      painting with oils or dancing with Darcey Bussell. But when      they arent (and they frequently arent) it can feel like      wrestling socks on to an octopus.    <\/p>\n<p>      In fact there are a hundred reasons to choose something else,      but for me there is no doubt that its Perl. For all its      faults it was my gateway drug, the red pill that led me to      late night Slackware installs, unfathomable man pages and      scratching my head for two weeks as I looked in the wrong      place for Apaches it works! page.    <\/p>\n<p>    Here at Naked Security, were upfront about our love for    password    managers and     multifactor authentication. But Naked Security stalwart    Lisa    Vaasfell out of love with hers recently. She says:  <\/p>\n<p>      I dont know if youd call this a secret crush. The feelings      I have for my password manager are more along the lines of      master-sub, with a dash of Stockholm syndrome. The strength      of the bondage came clear recently when I lost my phone      during a trip. Got off the Metro, but somehow, the phone did      not.    <\/p>\n<p>      After a good deal of hand-wringing and fruitless searching ,      I gave up and ordered a replacement phone courtesy of my      insurance company. Thats when the fun really began.    <\/p>\n<p>      The lost phone had my multifactor authentication (MFA) app on      it, Google Authenticator, and without it, I couldnt get into      any email accounts. The lost password hoops Google made me      jump through were recursive and failed every time.    <\/p>\n<p>      Using a friends laptop, I tried to reach my password manager      vendor (LastPass) to help me out. I could get one toe into      LastPass, given that Ive memorized that one password, but      losing my Google Authenticator app on the phone meant that I      couldnt verify my login with the second factor: the one-time      use password Authenticator produces.    <\/p>\n<p>      Turns out that LastPass has no phones. None. OK, so Ill      write to customer support, I thought. Explain the situation,      see what they can do to ascertain Im not a hacker trying to      hijack my account. Automatic LastPass responses kept telling      me Id get a faster response if I upgraded to premium, and I      kept wailing that I am a premium user. Days later, I      finally got a response: well send you the instructions to      download a new Authenticator instance, they said. To your      email address on file.  which I couldnt get into.    <\/p>\n<p>      Ill stop there. Suffice it to say that I was rather      impressed with the locks and chains set up around my accounts      by MFA and that crazy, frustrating password manager. One      lesson I learned quite well, after about a week of writhing      in those bonds: I need to set up a safe word. What does that      extended metaphor translate into? Well, Im not going to give      it away, but lets just say that its along the lines of      writing down a password.  and then locking that physical      token safely (hopefully!) away, not putting it on a      sticky note on my monitor!    <\/p>\n<p>    Sometimes the old loves are the best, and Naked Security writer    Maria    Varmazis remains devoted to Notepad++. She tells us:  <\/p>\n<p>      As someone who dabbles in code but primarily writes for a      living, my indispensable but slightly-unsexy tool is a text      editor. For my PCs, Im a Notepad++ fiend. For my Macs, Im      devoted to SublimeText.(Linux text editing is a sore      subject in my household. I cling to emacs, which I picked up      in college, while my husband is a vi die-hard. Somehow were      still married.)    <\/p>\n<p>      The simplicity of these editors is what makes them so      beautiful and so useful. When you just want to write without      distraction or frill, theres nothing better than opening a      simple text editor and getting to work. Text editors let me      type without worrying about font and format, or being      interrupted by grammatical suggestions  and when youre on      deadline, interruption-free writing is precisely what you      need. Once Ive written what I need and start editing, the      built-in line numbering and contextual highlighting many of      these text editors come with (handy for folks who are deep in      code all day) make my life a lot easier as well.    <\/p>\n<p>      Perhaps my devotion to these humble text editors comes from      habit: back in the 90s when so many of my peers and I were      learning rudimentary HTML, we went to work with just Notepad.      I still remember the humble Made with Notepad buttons some      of us would put on our sites as our nerdy badge of      honor. Notepad was still my editor of choice in the years      following when working on professional website development,      Dreamweaver and others be damned.    <\/p>\n<p>      I know a text editor isnt the first thing people think of      when they need to write, but if you find it hard to get      started and the thought of firing up Word makes your blood      run cold, open a text editor instead. They provide minimal      distractions and render no judgments so you may write freely.      And for that, they will always have my devotion.    <\/p>\n<p>    Google may be dominant on the search scene, but not everyone is    comfortable with the amount of data it scavenges about users.    So Danny    Bradbury, our man in British Columbia, tells us why hes    quietly in love with DuckDuckGo:  <\/p>\n<p>      Google is great at delivering the results you want, in an      attractive style. Half the time, thanks to voice search and      Google Assistant, you dont even have to type anything. But I      dont like searching for things using a tool run by a company      that makes money by selling my data, especially when my work      causes me to search for a lot of strange things. Evidence      suggests that while Google enables users to switch off the      search history that it shows them, its still collecting a lot behind the scenes.      DuckDuckGo isnt as polished as Google, but Im becoming      increasingly paranoid about giving my data to large      companies, especially given the political uncertainties      facing us over the next few years. Perhaps Im not the only      one, given that DuckDuckGo racked up 4bn searches last year.    <\/p>\n<p>    Love is wide-ranging, and its not just software and    applications that Naked Security writers are secretly in love    with. Freelancer Bill    Camarda has been faithful to a much-loved headset for many    years. He tells us:  <\/p>\n<p>      Im jaded. Ive been disappointed too often. My idea of      lovable tech is something that just works, doesnt demand a      lot, didnt cost a lot, and stays out of my way the rest of      the time. Thatd be my old Logitech ClearChat Comfort USB Headset      H390.    <\/p>\n<p>      I mean, this is seriously mature technology. Introduced a      decade ago this coming August, you can still buy one new at      Amazon. Where youre informed that itll Elevate the Power      of Windows Vista. Hey marketers, I love the thing, but      please: nothing could do that.    <\/p>\n<p>      Heres what it does do: whatever I plug it into  Windows 7,      8.x, 10, Mac  it goes right to work. No waiting for drivers      to fail install. Never crashes the system. Good sound. Good      mic thats easy to adjust (and moves neatly up out of the way      when Im only listening.) Handy mute button. Well-made USB      cable. Fairly if not perfectly comfy adjustable padded      earphones, for todays endless Hangouts, Skype videocalls, et      al. Not sexy: stable, reliable, there for me. If thats not      love, what is?    <\/p>\n<p>    Meanwhile, Naked Security freelancer John E    Dunn, also has a hardware love: its the privacy- and    security-focused Blackphone.    He says:  <\/p>\n<p>      From the femtosecond I first saw version 1 in 2014, Ive      wanted one. If they ever get around to making Men in Black 4,      this is the smartphone theyd use. But how to justify paying      nearly 600 for an uneventful Android smartphone? One answer      is that in an age obsessed with features and looks, the      Blackphone strips away all that nonsense and just does the      important thing  privacy  well.    <\/p>\n<p>      Granted, a lot of people think that privacy is another      feature but a lot of people are wrong. Security and privacy      is the future of everything, the destiny of the world.      Finding all of this in a slim black device that can trace its      software lineage back to the genesis of popular encryption      with Phil Zimmermanns PGP just adds to its desirability.      Its old but new with it.    <\/p>\n<p>    And what about me? Ive only been editing Naked Security for a    few months, but Ive been writing about technology and security    for many years, and so Ive had plenty of time to fall in love    with any number of flighty suitors. But the technology I still    love, even though its almost as old and uncool as Donny Osmond (who I saw    performing in London earlier this month; I still love him, too)    is Windows    Phone.  <\/p>\n<p>    Ive been using Windows devices since back when it was known as    Windows CE, and Ive only  reluctantly  moved to Android    after smashing the screen of my beloved Nokia Lumia 1520 and discovering it would    cost 250 to fix (Im now rocking a Pixel XL).  <\/p>\n<p>    I love Windows Phone for its elegant design language: instead    of dozens of multicoloured icons splattered across several    pages theres a homescreen of tiles displaying all the    information you need at a glance. On my homescreen I could see    how many emails were waiting for me, if Id missed any calls,    which of my key contacts had tried to reach me, if I had any    Twitter mentions or DMs, when my next train was, and so on.  <\/p>\n<p>    I also love that it remains a pretty secure platform: theres    been almost no malware spotted in the wild. And finally, while    other manufacturers made Windows Phones, the Lumia range had    (and to some, still has) the very best cameras a    cellphone could sport: the 1020s camera, amazing in its day,    is still one to beat.  <\/p>\n<p>    Whats your secret technology crush? 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