{"id":174875,"date":"2017-01-05T10:54:22","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T15:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/urban-dictionary-technology\/"},"modified":"2017-01-05T10:54:22","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T15:54:22","slug":"urban-dictionary-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/technology\/urban-dictionary-technology\/","title":{"rendered":"Urban Dictionary: technology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and      other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations      deemed useful by a society.      <\/p>\n<p>        2) Anything that has to do with computers. Often misused by        stupid people and corporations that market to said stupid        people.      <\/p>\n<p>        The latest technology is Blu-ray.      <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      Something that will eventually destroy society, make obesity      the new \"average\" weight, and cause mass unemployment.    <\/p>\n<p>      Damn technology.    <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      in economics: not a resource, but part of the production      process. Anything that increases the performance of an      resource without the change in resources.    <\/p>\n<p>      In war, a country with the comparitive advantage in national      defense, has a greater availability of technology that      increases their performance without the need of a large      quantity of troops.    <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      n. anything that was invented after you were born    <\/p>\n<p>        \"Technology is killing me.\"      <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, \"Technologies\"      is a term for any kind of awkward social      interactions\/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective      or a noun.    <\/p>\n<p>        Or:      <\/p>\n<p>        Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you,        they don't know anything, it's just technologies.      <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the      internet all day.    <\/p>\n<p>      \"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I      love technology... Always and Forever\"    <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p>      A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves      gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and      playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times      people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize      normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love      of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for      all sorts of gadgets.    <\/p>\n<p>      \"Technology rules!\" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in      conjuction with a hand sign meaning \"I am a loser!\")    <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Lotsa space for your liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Your favorite word on a white mug.          <\/p>\n<p>            One side has the word, one side has the definition.            Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your            liquids.          <\/p>\n<p>            Soft and offensive. Just like you.          <\/p>\n<p>            Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom            printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather            grey (90% cotton).          <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Link: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=technology\" title=\"Urban Dictionary: technology\">Urban Dictionary: technology<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> 1) The application of science, math, engineering, art, and other fields of knowledge to create tools and implementations deemed useful by a society. 2) Anything that has to do with computers. 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