{"id":173010,"date":"2016-07-21T02:14:55","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T06:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/political-correctness-uncyclopedia-wikia\/"},"modified":"2016-07-21T02:14:55","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T06:14:55","slug":"political-correctness-uncyclopedia-wikia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/political-correctness\/political-correctness-uncyclopedia-wikia\/","title":{"rendered":"Political correctness &#8211; Uncyclopedia &#8211; Wikia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Political correctness gone MAD!  <\/p>\n<p>    left  <\/p>\n<p>    Even our games must now be politically correct.  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a    delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an    unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the    proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by    the clean end.  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness was invented for niggers, bitches,    fags and retards. AIDS is good because it kills off all those    dirty Niggers. All non-\"white straight working for the man and    having two kids in a nice family with a picket fence and a dog    Christian males\" should be killed  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness was brought in for blacks, women,    gays and disabled people. People who follow PC should be    killed. Black people should die. You are making me self censor    myself bitch-  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness was introduced for    African-Americans, females, homosexuals and mentally or    physically challenged persons, to avoid discrim-  <\/p>\n<p>    DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECT HOUND -  <\/p>\n<p>    Now, as I was saying, Political correctness is based on    the valid idea    protected under principles of a civilized society proposed by progressive    elements of society and empathic and sociable    interest groups to promote civilized behavior and    prevent    exclusion towards minorities, disadvantaged members of    society, and fellow human beings outside of one's own    particular society. This responsible code of conduct prevents offensive or otherwise    undesirable projections towards persons of specific    demographics.  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness is generally considered a taboo trait, but the Daily Mail, on the    left (which is unusual for them), has supported the practice of    political correctness for many years now.  <\/p>\n<p>    It is slightly more popular than other forms of constrained    writing, such as palindromes, omitting the letter \"u\" from    words such as colour, or \"your mom\" poetry. The most    common definition is that it is a form of writing where    politically incorrect, also known as the truth,    is outlawed. Politically incorrect speech is extremely    offensive to minorities, gays, disabled people, and women. The    reason for this is because these people know they are the scum    of society and can't handle the truth. A bunch of gutless,    cowardly liberal politicians, (predominantly Left-wingers), invented    Political Correctness (PC for short) in order to win votes and    protect people's wussy feelings.  <\/p>\n<p>    Not the punishment for being politically incorrect.    Unfortunately.  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness can be defined as the act of altering the    wording of a statement that refers to a certain group of people    so that they feel better about themselves; for example    foreigners and overweight people. However, over time, society    has decided that the truth is rude and unacceptable, so we are    made to sugar-coat reality.  <\/p>\n<p>    It is defined by politically correct people as follows...note    the way that no possible entity in this universe could possibly    be offended, except maybe the blind or illiterate:  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness is making sure not to offend any    person human living thing that is capable    of thinking feeling existing.  <\/p>\n<p>    The movement for political correctness has spent many years    researching the most neutral way to address a group of people,    without stepping on any toes. Phrases such as \"souls\", \"brothers and sisters\", \"carbon-based    lifeforms\", \"sentient protein chains\", \"spatial    distinctivenesses\", \"not-self\" and \"friends\" have all been found    insensitive. Originally the word \"Love\" was the only universally acceptable form of    communication, but it was found this could be used to insult an    individual by expressing it to everyone BUT them.  <\/p>\n<p>    Politically incorrect activists frown on the term political    incorrectness, seeing it as a bastardisation of English    that political correctness is known for. It was therefore    universally agreed that they shall henceforth be known as    bastards.  <\/p>\n<p>    Political correctness is now part of the school curriculum.  <\/p>\n<p>    Federal law requires the article to be translated into another    language. It is bilingualism, multiculturalism and PC-ness in    its best.  <\/p>\n<p>    A lei federal requer que este artigo seja traduzido em outra    lingugagem.  bilingualismo, multiculturalismo e polticamente    correto em seu melhor.  <\/p>\n<p>    La ley federal requiere que el artculo sea traducido a otro    idioma. Es el bilingismo, el multiculturalismo y PC-dad en su    mejor momento. (Gracias por los Estadounidenses hable Espanol.)  <\/p>\n<p>    The honky lo made we be jivin in anotha way brothas talk all    right. yeah. (Ebonics version for use in the \"African-American\"    communities, ask the Oakland public school district, they said    it is a real language.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Liittovaltion laki edellytt artikkeli knnetn toiselle    kielelle. Se on kaksikielisyys, monikulttuurisuus ja PC-ness    parhaimmillaan. (thanks to the European Union, but I forgot if    this was Estonian or Finnish, not Euskara.)  <\/p>\n<p>    La loi fdrale exige que l'article soit traduit dans une autre    langue. Il est de bon ton que le bilinguisme, le    multiculturalisme et le PC-tion fassent partie intgrante de    cet article. (Merci beaucoup, French-Canadian version, not the    Parisian French version...oui, oui, euro'pee'in.)  <\/p>\n<p>         .   bilingualism,  PC -    . (Korean is one of California's 100 official languages    printed in documents like the DMV handbooks).  <\/p>\n<p>    PC -(White people are    encouraged to learn this language, we are a globalized economy,    dominated by the Yellow, er...I mean \"Asian\" race. Remember not    all Chinks are alike, but all look the same.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Federal legeak eskatzen artikulua beste hizkuntza batera itzuli    behar. Elebitasuna, kultur aniztasuna eta PC-Ness da bere    onenean. (Again, the PC movement wants to protect very rare    endangered languages, like animal species. This one is Euskara    or the Basque language in Spain and France, go figure.)  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.wikia.com\/wiki\/Political_correctness\" title=\"Political correctness - Uncyclopedia - Wikia\">Political correctness - Uncyclopedia - Wikia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Political correctness gone MAD! left Even our games must now be politically correct. Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. 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