{"id":1119303,"date":"2023-11-15T03:01:47","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T08:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/uncategorized\/the-die-hard-survival-guide-to-this-years-office-holiday-party-fisher-phillips\/"},"modified":"2023-11-15T03:01:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T08:01:47","slug":"the-die-hard-survival-guide-to-this-years-office-holiday-party-fisher-phillips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/political-correctness\/the-die-hard-survival-guide-to-this-years-office-holiday-party-fisher-phillips\/","title":{"rendered":"The Die Hard Survival Guide To This Year&#8217;s Office Holiday Party &#8211; Fisher Phillips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    While you can debate all you want about whether    1988sDie Hardis a Christmas movie (it is     dont fight us on this point), you cant disagree with the    fact that the movie depicts one of the all-time most memorable    office holiday parties in cinematic history. A band of thieves    posing as terrorists crash the Christmas Eve party on the 30th    floor of Los Angeles new Nakatomi Plaza to rob millions in    negotiable bearer bonds, only to be thwarted by party guest and    New York City cop John McClain (played by a very young Bruce    Willis). Besides being eminently re-watchable, the movie also    provides valuable instruction on how to throw a proper office    holiday party.  <\/p>\n<p>    The folks at the Nakatomi Corporation did some things right     and some things wrong  when it comes to hosting annual holiday    festivities. If you learn from their example this year, youll    enjoy the holidays knowing that your office party wont lead to    any human resources disasters or lawsuits.  <\/p>\n<p>    Can I Get You Anything? Food? Cake? Some Watered-Down    Champagne?  <\/p>\n<p>    Any discussion of office holiday parties has to start with a    discussion about alcohol  the cause of many an HR headache.    The alcohol was certainly flowing at the Nakatomi party: the    moment McClain stepped into the office, a roving bartender    offered him a glass of mystery punch. While theres nothing    inherently wrong with having alcohol available at a holiday    party, there are some established best practices when you throw    adult beverages into the mix.  <\/p>\n<p>    First, lets look at two of the things that Nakatomi did that    you should emulate.  <\/p>\n<p>    But there is a long list of things that Nakatomi could have    done to handle its liquor better, so to speak. We have no idea    if they offerednon-alcoholic    alternativesto the guests. In fact, manager    Holly Gennaro encourages her very-pregnant assistant Ginny to    have some champagne, which is one of the more cringe-worthy    moments of the movie. They also serve amystery    punchto their guests, which (like spiked eggnog)    is never a good idea. If your guests dont know what theyre    drinking or how much alcohol they are consuming, they are more    likely to become inebriated. Along those lines, shots are a bad    choice nearly 100% of the time.  <\/p>\n<p>    Another problem: the liquor flows freely with no oversight or    limitations. In contrast, you might consider establishing    adrink ticket systemso that your    guests are limited in their alcohol consumption, are less    likely to become drunk, and more likely to leave the party with    their dignity fully intact. Moreover, you should    aska few managersto forego    drinking for the night. They can spot problems before they get    out of hand, and hang out near the exit doors to prevent people    from driving home if they walk out of the party more lit than    the holiday tree.  <\/p>\n<p>    We never find out if Nakatomi planned toclose the    bar earlybefore the end of the party (as, alas,    their party ended prematurely when Gruber and his boys roll    up), but you should shut down access to alcohol about an hour    before the end of the festivities to help your guests sober up    so that they leave filled with holiday spirit, not alcohol and    spirits. You can even hold an awards ceremony, make special    announcements, or give away door prizes near the end of the    evening to keep people sticking around.  <\/p>\n<p>    Mr. Mystery Guest  Are You Still There?  <\/p>\n<p>    Guests at the office holiday party are a mixed bag  our job is    to let the good ones in and keep the bad ones out. Nakatomi    Corporation made one smart move in this regard:    theyinvited spouses and significant    others to attend(well, at least one spouse that    we know of).  <\/p>\n<p>    Employees significant others do some of the babysitting for    you, as their attendance will reduce the chances of crude and    unprofessional behavior among your workforce. People tend to    make more scrupulous choices when they are in the presence of    loved ones. Likewise, those loved ones are likely to pressure    their counterparts to act right.  <\/p>\n<p>    At the same time, you should do your best    toprevent unwanted    gatecrashersfrom attending. It is doubtful that    a band of well-armed European safe-crackers will crash your    party, but it is possible that your employees friends might    decide to stop in for the fun if nobody is guarding the door.    That can be a recipe for trouble. Nakatomi stationed a building    security guard in the lobby to admit known guests. Likewise,    you should have someone make sure that the only people who are    enjoying your party are invited guests.  <\/p>\n<p>    Welcome To The Party, Pal!  <\/p>\n<p>    Attendance at your party should bevoluntary, not    mandatory. After all, you might have some employees    whose religious beliefs prevent them from celebrating holidays.    Or you might have those in recovery who would prefer not to be    in the presence of liquor. Nakatomi violates this rule by    holding the party at the office at the end of a workday    (Christmas Eve, no less!), so if you do the same, make sure you    let your employees know they dont have to stick around if they    dont want to.  <\/p>\n<p>    At the same time, dont be a Scrooge and make your    employeeswork during the party. At the    beginning of the movie, the party is already in full swing, and    Gennaros assistant Ginny is still hard at work finishing up    some paperwork while everyone else is having a good time.    Besides being a possible wage and hour problem, this approach    will surely kill everyones holiday vibe. If you want loyal    employees with good morale, dont make them work late and miss    the party.  <\/p>\n<p>    Yippee-Ki-Yay, #$@&%*!  <\/p>\n<p>    The whole point of hosting a holiday party is so that you can    thank your employees and collectively have a good time with    them. And while you dont want to be a party pooper, you also    dont want the party to be so wild that it later becomes the    festive centerpiece of a lawsuit. You should send a    communication to all of your employees in advance of the party    reminding them to keep it classy, aswork rules    still applyduring the festivities.  <\/p>\n<p>    This means that you should not tolerate untoward humor, illegal    drug use (as demonstrated by the smarmy coworker Harry Ellis in    someone elses office), sexual innuendos or misconduct (such as    the amorous couple spending time in the private office), or any    other unprofessional behavior. Let your employees know that    they are still subject to your regular policies and that    violations could lead to disciplinary consequences.  <\/p>\n<p>    Im ArgyleIm Your Limo Driver  <\/p>\n<p>    Another solid move by Nakatomi was hiring a private driver for    their guests (or at least for McClain). Argyle the limo driver    picked McClain up from the airport and was on standby to drive    him wherever he needed to go after the party was over.  <\/p>\n<p>    Were not saying you need to rent a fleet of limousines to    chauffeur your guests around, but you shouldoffer    rides to all attendees who are departing the party.    You can pay for taxis or set up ride-share cars via a corporate    account to make payment easy and rest easy knowing that you    wont be held responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by    drunk drivers. This extra expense is the best insurance to keep    your employees and the general public safe and spare you from    costly liability claims.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho  Ho  Ho  <\/p>\n<p>    The most memorable holiday decoration in the film was the    plain, grey sweatshirt worn by one of the criminals, which    McClain transformed post-mortem into a classic ugly Christmas    sweater with a red Sharpie marker. But keen observers of the    film will also note that Nakatomi also set up a few tastefully    appointed Christmas trees around the office. Should you be    worried if you want to set outholiday    decorationsat your office party?  <\/p>\n<p>    Although you may be concerned about political correctness run    amok, you will be happy to hear that the Equal Employment    Opportunity Commission (EEOC) has said that typical Christmas    decorations  wreaths, trees, holiday lights, Santa and    reindeer, etc.  are secular symbols and     do not automatically create a religious discrimination    situation in your private workplace. However, the EEOCs    words of caution from its Compliance Manual are worth noting:    As a best practice, all employers may find that sensitivity to    the diversity of their workplace promotes positive employee    relations. In other words, take the specific dynamics of your    workplace into account before decorating for the holidays.  <\/p>\n<p>    Regardless of your office dynamics, the cardinal rule of office    holiday decorating isno mistletoe.    Careful viewers will see that Nakatomi followed this rule:    although they might have a legacy of greed around the globe, at    least they knew well enough not to hang what amounts to an    invitation for a sexual harassment lawsuit in the office. Avoid    the mistletoe and avoid the problems it will inevitably create.  <\/p>\n<p>    Nice Suit. John Phillips London. I Have Two    Myself.  <\/p>\n<p>    Certainly every workplace varies in its location on the style    spectrum. Some offices embrace a more business casual,    John-McClain-like approach with simple slacks and plaid    button-ups. Others are more formal and favor black on black and    expensive suits (perfectly coordinated with Heckler & Koch HK94    machine guns, which should be unwelcome at your holiday party    and every other day at your office).  <\/p>\n<p>    Regardless of your companys normal style, you should still    maintain some semblance of a dress code, and    your employees should stick with outfits that they would    normally wear to work. You should communicate to your employees    that they should dress appropriately since it is a work-related    event. Revealing clothing is for the night club. Bloody, white    muscle tanks are for fighting German terrorists. Neither of    those styles have a place at the office holiday party.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its Just A Small Token of Appreciation . . . Its A    Rolex  <\/p>\n<p>    Maybe youre thinking that all of this holiday party business    sounds more like an obstacle course where you have to    outmaneuver employees who are ready to hit you with a lawsuit.    If you have an antisocial or poorly behaved workforce, it may    be better to show your appreciation in a different way. Holly    Gennaro was rewarded for her hard work for the year with a    Rolex, for example. Your budget may not contemplate your    employees walking out of the office dripping in company-gifted    diamonds, but there are alternatives.  <\/p>\n<p>    Some employees might prefer to take the time that would be    otherwise spent at the party as PTO. You could also take the    money that you would normally spend on the party and issue    bonuses, gift cards, or other treats. Just remember that if you    go this nontraditional route, any tangible gifts you offer up    should be treated as supplemental wages subject to payroll and    income tax.  <\/p>\n<p>    Conclusion  <\/p>\n<p>    Please contact your Fisher Phillips attorney with any questions    about throwing this years company holiday party. 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