{"id":1116495,"date":"2023-07-21T17:08:03","date_gmt":"2023-07-21T21:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/uncategorized\/watch-celebrities-try-to-patch-leaks-in-simulated-mars-base-futurism\/"},"modified":"2023-07-21T17:08:03","modified_gmt":"2023-07-21T21:08:03","slug":"watch-celebrities-try-to-patch-leaks-in-simulated-mars-base-futurism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/watch-celebrities-try-to-patch-leaks-in-simulated-mars-base-futurism\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch Celebrities Try to Patch Leaks in Simulated Mars Base &#8211; Futurism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>\"I'm just trying not to fall off this rover.\"        Strong Arms    <\/p>\n<p>    A new reality TV show is challenging an unlikely group of    celebrities to survive in a simulated Mars habitat  and by the    looks of it, it's playing out in an absolutely unhinged way.  <\/p>\n<p>    The sixth episode of Fox's \"Stars on Mars,\" which    aired earlier this week, saw reality TV personality and former    \"The Bachelor\" contestant Ashley Iaconetti team up with cycling    champion Lance Armstrong  we promise this bizarre pairing is    just the beginning of the weirdness  to plug holes in the    habitat by, well, holding their hands against the hole for    extended periods of time. Look, nobody expected this show to be    scientifically accurate, OK?  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Unfortunately got stuck standing in front of two holes that    were not anywhere near each other,\" Armstrong lamented in a        promotional clip shared by Fox last week. \"How did    I get this one? This sucks.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    \"I'm just trying not to fall off this rover,\" NBA all-star Paul    Pier said as he was plugging two separate holes with his gloved    hands.  <\/p>\n<p>    The show, which is being hosted by none other than \"Star Trek\"    legend anddepressed    space tourist William Shatner, is a mystifying cultural    artifact.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its bizarre mashup of B-and-C-list celebrities, including UFC    champion Ronda Rousey, \"Real Housewives of Atlanta\" reality    star Porsha Williams Guobadia, comedian Natasha Leggero, and    Olympic figure skater Adam Rippon compete every week as they    try to secure a future place in the simulated habitat.  <\/p>\n<p>    As you'd expect, there's plenty of drama, with \"Modern Family\"    star Ariel Winter butting heads with Lance Armstrong over his        anti-trans comments about trans athletes.  <\/p>\n<p>    Several celebrities took sides with Winter, bringing Armstrong    close to the point of volunteering to leave the show.  <\/p>\n<p>    In short, it's exactly the kind of drama you'd expect from a    reality TV show that pits a group of celebrities against each    other in a closed-off environment.  <\/p>\n<p>    And we're just watching with glee as the chaos ensues.  <\/p>\n<p>    More on the show:     New Show Traps Lance Armstrong and Ariel Winter in Simulated    Mars Base  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read more from the original source:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/futurism.com\/the-byte\/watch-celebrities-patch-leaks-simulated-mars-base\" title=\"Watch Celebrities Try to Patch Leaks in Simulated Mars Base - Futurism\" rel=\"noopener\">Watch Celebrities Try to Patch Leaks in Simulated Mars Base - Futurism<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> \"I'm just trying not to fall off this rover.\" Strong Arms A new reality TV show is challenging an unlikely group of celebrities to survive in a simulated Mars habitat and by the looks of it, it's playing out in an absolutely unhinged way. The sixth episode of Fox's \"Stars on Mars,\" which aired earlier this week, saw reality TV personality and former \"The Bachelor\" contestant Ashley Iaconetti team up with cycling champion Lance Armstrong we promise this bizarre pairing is just the beginning of the weirdness to plug holes in the habitat by, well, holding their hands against the hole for extended periods of time. Look, nobody expected this show to be scientifically accurate, OK?  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/watch-celebrities-try-to-patch-leaks-in-simulated-mars-base-futurism\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116495"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}