{"id":1113453,"date":"2023-05-10T10:31:21","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T14:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/uncategorized\/woo-girl-nails-life-balance-for-first-time-ever-with-piss-up-friday-the-betoota-advocate\/"},"modified":"2023-05-10T10:31:21","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T14:31:21","slug":"woo-girl-nails-life-balance-for-first-time-ever-with-piss-up-friday-the-betoota-advocate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/hedonism\/woo-girl-nails-life-balance-for-first-time-ever-with-piss-up-friday-the-betoota-advocate\/","title":{"rendered":"Woo Girl Nails Life Balance For First Time Ever With Piss Up Friday &#8230; &#8211; The Betoota Advocate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>EFFIE BATEMAN|Lifestyle|Contact<\/p>\n<p>Though it really shouldnt have taken her so long, local woman Daisy Simmons [32] has finally figured out how to have the perfect weekend, which balances both her need for hedonism and inability to function on a hangover anymore  get shitfaced on a Friday, recover on a Saturday, and run errands\/ have a coffee date with a friend on a Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Not only does this allow her to feel more refreshed for work on Monday, but also gives the illusion of a longer weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Friday is absolutely the best night to get pissed, Daisy explains, I cant believe I used to be a Saturday person.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday just feels like a weird day to do chores, especially because Ill just procrastinate and leave it all until Sunday anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But if I go out Saturday night, then Im probably too hungover to do anything productive on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>You get me?<\/p>\n<p>Daisy goes on further to explain how exciting it feels to wake up on a Saturday after a night out, knowing that she still has a lot of her weekend left.<\/p>\n<p>Theres nothing worse than being hung or having a comedown on Sunday, knowing you have work the next day.<\/p>\n<p>More to come.<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read the original here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.betootaadvocate.com\/humans-of-betoota\/local-woo-girl-achieve-perfect-life-balance-by-having-a-piss-up-friday-recovery-saturday-and-errand-on-sunday\/\" title=\"Woo Girl Nails Life Balance For First Time Ever With Piss Up Friday ... - The Betoota Advocate\">Woo Girl Nails Life Balance For First Time Ever With Piss Up Friday ... - The Betoota Advocate<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> EFFIE BATEMAN|Lifestyle|Contact Though it really shouldnt have taken her so long, local woman Daisy Simmons [32] has finally figured out how to have the perfect weekend, which balances both her need for hedonism and inability to function on a hangover anymore get shitfaced on a Friday, recover on a Saturday, and run errands\/ have a coffee date with a friend on a Sunday. Not only does this allow her to feel more refreshed for work on Monday, but also gives the illusion of a longer weekend. Friday is absolutely the best night to get pissed, Daisy explains, I cant believe I used to be a Saturday person.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/hedonism\/woo-girl-nails-life-balance-for-first-time-ever-with-piss-up-friday-the-betoota-advocate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[187715],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1113453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hedonism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1113453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1113453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1113453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1113453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1113453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}