Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.<\/p>\n
Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:<\/p>\n
\"I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good.\" Classic.<\/p>\n
\"Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured.\" Awwwww yeah!<\/p>\n
\"Hello, I am wearing deodorant.\" This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.<\/p>\n
\"When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation.\" Romantic!<\/p>\n
\"Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you.\" Groan.<\/p>\n
\"Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal love for you. Almost.\" The government doesn't have the right to define or license your love!<\/p>\n
\"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!\" Get it? No? Ok...<\/p>\n
\"How about you and I go somewhere quieter and listen to my podcast?\" It's getting serious.<\/p>\n
\"I must be an artificially inflated dollar, cause I'm falling for you.\" You can never compare your feelings to irresponsible economic policies enough.<\/p>\n
\"Taxation is theft. Wanna make out?\" Works every single time.<\/p>\n
\"Please hang out with me. I'm extremely lonely.\" Maybe you should just be honest.<\/p>\n
In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog.<\/p>\n
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