{"id":1060950,"date":"2022-02-19T21:36:37","date_gmt":"2022-02-20T02:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/uncategorized\/how-to-eat-healthy-in-just-3-bites-the-onion\/"},"modified":"2022-02-19T21:36:37","modified_gmt":"2022-02-20T02:36:37","slug":"how-to-eat-healthy-in-just-3-bites-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/rockall\/how-to-eat-healthy-in-just-3-bites-the-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Eat Healthy In Just 3 Bites &#8211; The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Eating right is a great way to boost your immune system as well as your mental health, but changing your habits and sticking to a regimen can be daunting. Fortunately, you dont have to do any of that hard work, if you follow The Onions tips for eating healthy in just three bites.<\/p>\n<p>Fill Up On Bread First: If you gorge yourself on carbs, youll be less likely to want seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Avoid Pie-Eating Contests Between Meals: For midday munchies, try a pear instead of as many apple pies as you can devour in two minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Ask Your Doctor To Inject You With Green: It doesnt matter whats in itgreen is healthy.<\/p>\n<p>Clean Your Intestines Once A Week: Removing, washing, and draining your intestines once per week cleans out any leftover food debris.<\/p>\n<p>Breed Carrot With Chicken: For a lean, protein-rich source of beta-carotene.<\/p>\n<p>Drain The Meat From Your Beef Wellington: Wring out the entree like a wet towel until the filet is mostly squeezed out, leaving only puff pastry behind.<\/p>\n<p>Put Some Nut Butter On A Rock: All of the fun of a rock, but with nut butter on it!<\/p>\n<p>Consume Plenty Of Water: For optimal hydration, be sure to chew your water thoroughly before swallowing. <\/p>\n<p>Methamphetamines: Packed with energy and yet zero calories, theyve got no downside.<\/p>\n<p>Remind Yourself That Theres No Such Thing As Healthy Food, Just Types of Nutrition, And Every Persons Body Has Different Dietary Requirements Based On Their Lifestyle And Genetics: Just eat the goddamn chia seeds. <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>More here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/how-to-eat-healthy-in-just-3-bites-1848556748\" title=\"How To Eat Healthy In Just 3 Bites - The Onion\">How To Eat Healthy In Just 3 Bites - The Onion<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Eating right is a great way to boost your immune system as well as your mental health, but changing your habits and sticking to a regimen can be daunting.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/rockall\/how-to-eat-healthy-in-just-3-bites-the-onion\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[450983],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rockall"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060950"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1060950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1060950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1060950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/prometheism-transhumanism-posthumanism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1060950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}