Were all pandemic zombies who have forgotten how to interact. Here are some handy survival tips.<\/p>\n
By all means: Put on your pants. Even if youre not ready for non-stretch fabric.Avoid: The T-shirt you have worn daily since March 2020 (unless freshly laundered).<\/p>\n
Do: Move your hand from side to side in a waving motion.Dont: Lunge forward for a hug, stare slack-jawed or frown in obvious discomfort.<\/p>\n
Please: Maintain eye contact. Raise the corners of your mouth in a smile.Thank you for not: Breathing heavily. Segueing from the weather to your new-found nihilism.<\/p>\n
Thumbs-up: Remember you are no longer required to unmute yourself before speaking.Thumbs down: Not paying attention. Everyone can see your off-camera texting.<\/p>\n
Kindly: Ask your office mates if they want anything. Tip the barista generously.Kindly stop: Holding up the line as you gawk at the menu and try to recall which one is venti.<\/p>\n
Remember: Befriend the bartender. Take in the classic dive-bar smell. Laugh. Its okay to laugh.But: Keep your shoes on and feet off the table. Becauseat long last!youre not at home.<\/p>\n
(Illustrations by Marie-Danielle Smith)<\/p>\n
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Memos from the before time: How to get dressed, have small talk and enjoy happy hour - Maclean's<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Were all pandemic zombies who have forgotten how to interact. Here are some handy survival tips. Continue reading