Yahoo Answers is going to be shut down after more than 15 years of providing the web with hilarious content.<\/p>\n
The website is first slipping into read-only mode from 20 April, before being shut down entirely on 4 May - redirecting visitors to the Yahoo homepage instead.<\/p>\n
When the site disappears then all of its many brilliant questions - with their innovative grammatical and spelling errors, and the amazing credulity of the askers - will be lost, like tears in rain.<\/p>\n
While \"how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?\" will forever be the site's greatest contribution to web culture, there are many more to find - at least, for the next month or so.<\/p>\n
While we can, here are 10 more of the best questions and answers the site has ever featured.<\/p>\n
1) do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?<\/p>\n
It is actually hypothetically possible to walk on the sun - as long as we defined what the surface was - but it would be a brief walk.<\/p>\n
2) HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPLOCK?<\/p>\n
3) Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?<\/p>\n
The user continued: \"I wanted to be sure because in biology we learned that it had DNA and stuff so is it safe?\"<\/p>\n
4) What if the girl that thinks i'm the dad isn't the mom?<\/p>\n
This is frightening on a number of levels.<\/p>\n
5) Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?<\/p>\n
User bmx4life only ever asked three questions, including the above.<\/p>\n
They also asked: \"My sister walks around with out socks on all the time and her feet ar starting to stink really bad, why?\" and the classic: \"runescape please answer?\"<\/p>\n
6) If i eat myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely?<\/p>\n
Although official accounts claim that French philosopher Gilles Deleuze died in 1995, but this question contributes to a body of evidence he was active online up until quite recently, posting metaphysical provocations on Yahoo Answers...<\/p>\n
7) Why does my cat \"vibrate\"?<\/p>\n
This purrplexed user wrote: \"Her chest always vibrates like she was worms or something in her. Is it normal? When she vibrated she makes a tiny vibrate noise and its scaring me it doesn't seem normal!\"<\/p>\n
8) Can I tell by the smell of my husbands gas if he has been cheating?<\/p>\n
\"I know this sounds crazy... BUT,\" begins this anonymous post. Sadly, three years later, we can only imagine what the status of this marriage is as the question was never updated.<\/p>\n
9) Will my laptop get heavier if I put more files on it?<\/p>\n
10) how many calories are in a booger?<\/p>\n
The answer to this potential troll is even better than the remarkably poignant description: \"it sometimes wet and color yellow\".<\/p>\n
There are more to be found, for another month anyway.<\/p>\n
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