{"id":9756,"date":"2010-02-24T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T00:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/dance-away-your-paternity-anxieties-with-diy-billie-jean-shoes-diy\/"},"modified":"2010-02-24T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T00:20:00","slug":"dance-away-your-paternity-anxieties-with-diy-billie-jean-shoes-diy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/dance-away-your-paternity-anxieties-with-diy-billie-jean-shoes-diy.php","title":{"rendered":"Dance Away Your Paternity Anxieties With DIY "Billie Jean" Shoes [DIY]"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you have a pair of hard-soled shoes, two pressure-sensitive LED tiles, and some baby mama drama from which you need to extricate yourself, let this Instructable be your guide and recreate the special-FX steps from Michael Jackson's \"Billie Jean.\"<\/p>

Admittedly, I'm not sure how easy it would be to do any sort of dancing with a gigantic LED tile attached to each foot. But when you're standing still, and being viewed from the knee down, you will be the spitting image<\/i> of the King of Pop.<\/p>

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The Instructable covers all the bases, from assembling the light-up squares to spray-painting the shoes just so. Be forewarned, though, these imitation shoes will make you just as irresistible to women as Jackson was (circa 1983):<\/p>

You will get a lot of attention from people, people will dance around you on the dance floor, and you will feel a bit shallow, but you love it!<\/p>

The best chat up line possible is to ask someone to join you on your dance floor so they stand\/dance on your tiles, which puts them basically on top of you. Enjoy! Do not use these shoes for evil!<\/p><\/blockquote>

So there it is, plain and simple: don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. [Instructables<\/a>]<\/p>

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