{"id":95017,"date":"2013-06-08T10:33:36","date_gmt":"2013-06-08T14:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.immortalitymedicine.tv\/anatomy\/arrested-development-review-fakeblock.php"},"modified":"2024-08-17T17:26:12","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T21:26:12","slug":"arrested-development-review-fakeblock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/arrested-development-review-fakeblock.php","title":{"rendered":"Arrested Development Review: FakeBlock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems \"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvfanatic.com\/shows\/arrested-development\/episodes\/season-4\/it-gets-better\/\">It Gets Better<\/a>\" could well be the theme of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvfanatic.com\/shows\/arrested-development\/episodes\/season-4\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Arrested Development<\/em>&nbsp;season 4<\/a> as each episode has gotten better than the one preceding it (mostly, with a couple of outliers) and filled in the gaps between the close of <em>Arrested Development&nbsp;<\/em>season 3 and now. With talks already happening about <em>Arrested Development<\/em>&nbsp;season 5, seeing the same story from the perspective of each character makes more and more sense and works in a way that felt sort of odd in the beginning of this season.<\/p><p>Carrying on the trend of focusing on the story of one character at a time and pulling together all of the pieces of this puzzle, this is George Michael&rsquo;s arrested development. And it's so, so accurate.<\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvfanatic.com\/gallery\/george-maharis-photo\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.immortalitymedicine.tv\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/0252898ee1_george-maharis-photo-439x245.jpg\" width=\"439\" alt=\"George Maharis Photo\" height=\"245\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p>George Michael is the even more awkward Mark Zuckerberg of fake internet start-ups, playing in bounce houses and being <em>aw-shucks<\/em> about everyone fawning over him. He&rsquo;s also dating Rebel Alley now, although she says &ldquo;We need to talk,&rdquo; so you know it&rsquo;s not going well.<\/p><p>A few months earlier George Michael is making a demo tape to apply to Julliard. If you didn&rsquo;t know he was musical, it&rsquo;s because he&rsquo;s not - he plays woodblock.<\/p><p>Man, couldn&rsquo;t it have at least been cowbell?&nbsp;<\/p><p>Apparently George Michael is a human metronome, thanks to BABYTOCK!, the failed reinvention of the Cornballer by George Sr. \"It&rsquo;s a poor carpenter that blames his shoddy tools for the... Ow! Piece of bleep Cornballer!.\"<\/p><p>I don&rsquo;t even care that it makes no sense. The Cornballer is one of my favorite AD references.&nbsp;<\/p><p>In the recap of George Michael&rsquo;s college experience so far, we learn he&rsquo;s awkward, more awkward, even more awkward and a terrible kisser. Thanks to a year abroad in Spain - Dear God, the mustache!! - he learns important lessons, like how to speak Spanish, make love and wear his shirts unbuttoned too far. But then his dad moves into the dorm room and whomp-whomp, sexy George Michael is put on hold.&nbsp;<\/p><p>Then we finally get the real explanation for George Michael&rsquo;s &ldquo;privacy software.\" It&rsquo;s as ridiculous as his mustache.<\/p><p>FakeBlock is actually a woodblock app for your smartphone. Three of these already exist in Arrested Development world.<\/p><p>Tip: Go search for FakeBlock in the iTunes store. The reviews are priceless.<\/p><p>To make money for this brilliant start-up George Michael starts tutoring high school kids, which loops back to Maeby&rsquo;s story. The highlight of the episode is when George Michael says &ldquo;Yeah, well, you know. I wouldn&rsquo;t put all my Annes in that basket.&rdquo; Egg? Her?<\/p><p>Seriously, someone watching this season who hadn&rsquo;t seen the first three several times would understand practically nothing. I wonder if that person exists?<\/p><p>Anyways, the seduction of his cousin doesn&rsquo;t work. His dad interrupts. He lies about FakeBlock being privacy software. And then his life spirals out of control.<\/p><p>A great piece of the back story puzzle is that it was George Michael&rsquo;s idea to do the roommate vote to get his dad out of the room. The \"like father, like son\" parallel is clever and funny.&nbsp;<\/p><p>Poor George Michael is too dumb to notice Rebel is hitting on him at the Opie Awards. Marky Bark&rsquo;s blue explosion is somehow tied to George Michael as a brilliant act of cyber sabotage to promote FakeBlock. While he&rsquo;s trying to smooth things out with Michael, he gets a second chance with Rebel, who I&rsquo;m pretty sure is imagining herself as Mrs. FakeBlock right now. I mean, she&rsquo;s clearly not after him for his looks, you know?<\/p><p>As much as I like the interconnecting story lines, I feel like each episode gets shorter and shorter now that we&rsquo;ve already seen so much of it from other angles. I&rsquo;m just a tiny bit glad this season is almost over.&nbsp;<\/p><p>On the next Arrested Development: George Michael gets sued by P-Hound over the ownership of FakeBlock (which...is still just a woodblock app?) and Barry is a terrible lawyer. Take to the sea!<\/p><p>What did you think of \"It Gets Better\"? Have you enjoyed the format of seeing parts of the same story multiple times but from different perspectives?<\/p><p><em>Suzanne Davis is a guest contributor for TV Fanatic. When she's not commanding her ginger army at <a href=\"http:\/\/bebehblog.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bebehblog<\/a>, you can find her on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/bebehblog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Twitter<\/a>.<\/em><\/p><p>Source:<br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvfanatic.com\/2013\/06\/arrested-development-review-fakeblock\/\">http:\/\/www.tvfanatic.com\/2013\/06\/arrested-development-review-fakeblock\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems \"It Gets Better\" could well be the theme of Arrested Development&nbsp;season 4 as each episode has gotten better than the one preceding it (mostly, with a couple of outliers) and filled in the gaps between the close of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/arrested-development-review-fakeblock.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[577281],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anatomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}