{"id":9216,"date":"2010-02-18T14:08:55","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T14:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/attacked-by-a-5-year-old-and-panicked\/"},"modified":"2010-02-18T14:08:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T14:08:55","slug":"attacked-by-a-5-year-old-and-panicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/world-travel\/attacked-by-a-5-year-old-and-panicked.php","title":{"rendered":"Attacked by a 5 year old and panicked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you wake up in a panic sweating and trying franticly to find air you might think yoursquore having a heart attack. In my case you are wondering what the fuck happened to you why yoursquore laying in bed and where is your friend I decided to take a nap tonight instead of going out at 9 to start my regular bar experience. Tonight however is different. Irsquove been in Sihanoukville f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you wake up in a panic sweating and trying franticly to find air you might think yoursquore having a heart attack. In my case you are wondering what the fuck happened to you why yoursquore laying in bed and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/world-travel\/attacked-by-a-5-year-old-and-panicked.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world-travel"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}