{"id":8648,"date":"2010-02-13T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/omg-i-did-not-text-that-bad-valentine\/"},"modified":"2010-02-13T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T17:00:00","slug":"omg-i-did-not-text-that-bad-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/omg-i-did-not-text-that-bad-valentine.php","title":{"rendered":"OMG I Did Not Text That [Bad Valentine]"},"content":{"rendered":"

It's the worst feeling: Waking up completely wrecked from the night before, only to realize with a dull sweat that you pressed 'Send'<\/em>. Fortunately for the rest of us, what you drunkenly texted is often hilarious.<\/p>

And now there's even a whole website dedicated to collecting your stupidest text messages<\/a>: Texts From Last Night (dot com)<\/a>, which has upped the ante with a book<\/a> and the now obligatory iPhone app<\/a>. (You can, of course, just text them<\/a>.)<\/p>

Here are some of our favorites.<\/p>

Just because this came from California I'm not going to judge<\/strong><\/p>

(707) he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?<\/p><\/blockquote>

Strategy: Indisputable; Tactics: Perhaps Less So<\/strong><\/p>

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.<\/p><\/blockquote>

Modern love is hard, but Google is not<\/strong><\/p>

(314) I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.<\/p><\/blockquote>

Mooning Over My Hammies<\/strong><\/p>

Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle-aged waitress at the Denny's in Waco. She's used but in good condition.<\/p><\/blockquote>

No, you're good. Just set your desk on fire.<\/strong><\/p>

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?<\/p><\/blockquote>

But where's the remote?<\/strong><\/p>

dude I woke up laying next to some guy. I don't have my bra or his name. he has a nice TV though.<\/p><\/blockquote>

Unfortunately all I ever watched was \"The A-Team\", so I just got in my van and drove away.<\/strong><\/p>

I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for rope so he wouldn't wake up. I am so glad I watched MacGyver as a kid.<\/p><\/blockquote>

Finally: Everyone here wins<\/strong><\/p>

(949) Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?<\/p>

(1-949) are you seriously doing this over text message<\/p>

(949) hahaha no, but i am dumping you.<\/p><\/blockquote>

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