{"id":7810,"date":"2010-02-06T00:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T00:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/some-fool-done-gone-and-made-a-mr-t-mobile-wtf\/"},"modified":"2010-02-06T00:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T00:40:00","slug":"some-fool-done-gone-and-made-a-mr-t-mobile-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/some-fool-done-gone-and-made-a-mr-t-mobile-wtf.php","title":{"rendered":"Some Fool Done Gone and Made a Mr. T Mobile [Wtf]"},"content":{"rendered":"

One day I'll have children. And one day I'll make them sob hysterically as I hang this thing over their cribs. It'll motivate them to learn to talk so that they can yell \"No, mama! Not the Mr. T mobile!\"<\/p>

The Mr. T Mobile is one of my favorite old memes<\/a> and I'm glad that some fellow by the name of Shed Simove decided to bring it into meatspace. Even if it creeps the hell out of me.<\/p>

Please note that I do not really intend to torture any future offspring of mine. At least not intentionally.<\/i> [Jailbreak<\/a>]<\/p>

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