{"id":7600,"date":"2010-02-04T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/the-tsas-new-genital-visualizer-will-probably-upset-travelers-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-02-04T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T18:20:00","slug":"the-tsas-new-genital-visualizer-will-probably-upset-travelers-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/the-tsas-new-genital-visualizer-will-probably-upset-travelers-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"The TSA&#8217;s New Genital Visualizer Will Probably Upset Travelers [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/penisscanner.jpg\"><\/a>Sure, the <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5447163\/nudists-fully-support-peeping-airport-scanners\">TSA's nudey body scanners<\/a> work great at detecting underwear bombs. But what about smuggling contraband in your penis? I think you can see where this is going. 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But what about smuggling contraband in your penis? I think you can see where this is going. 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