{"id":7593,"date":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/sun-ceo-tweets-resignation-in-haiku-blockquote\/"},"modified":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:54:45","slug":"sun-ceo-tweets-resignation-in-haiku-blockquote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/sun-ceo-tweets-resignation-in-haiku-blockquote.php","title":{"rendered":"Sun CEO Tweets Resignation in Haiku [Blockquote]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/sunresignationtweet_02.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/96ce3_500x_sunresignationtweet_02.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #jonathanschwartz\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/jonathanschwartz\/\">Jonathan Schwartz<\/a> manned the CEO helm at <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #sunmicrosystems\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/sunmicrosystems\/\">Sun Microsystems<\/a> for almost four years. But now that the company's <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5220210\/why-oracle-bought-sun-microsystems-for-74-billion\">been sold to Oracle<\/a>, he's tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right.<\/p><p>I think it's only fair, since Jonathan left us with a poem, that we return the courtesy. I'll start!<\/p><blockquote><p>Jonathan Schwartz: Don't<br>care for the ponytail, but<br>Java's pretty sweet.<\/p><\/blockquote><p>Okay, now you go. Dirty limericks also accepted\/encouraged. And bonus points for something with MySQL. [<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/openjonathan\">Twitter<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/02\/03\/sun-ceo-tweets-resig.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>]<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=dfecd969cb5ffde883c72c4a1d364ad5&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_img.phdo?s=dfecd969cb5ffde883c72c4a1d364ad5&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_eus.gif?eui=2226\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_full?i=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_full?i=odVEi-YDPfc:7ykbfIoLccw:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/4b21f_odVEi-YDPfc\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Schwartz manned the CEO helm at Sun Microsystems for almost four years. But now that the company's been sold to Oracle, he's tweeting off into the sunset. Hey, at least he counted his haiku syllables right.I think it's only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/sun-ceo-tweets-resignation-in-haiku-blockquote.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}