{"id":7213,"date":"2010-02-01T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T18:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/no-you-cant-blame-your-computer-for-distracting-you-from-work-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-02-01T18:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T18:40:00","slug":"no-you-cant-blame-your-computer-for-distracting-you-from-work-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/no-you-cant-blame-your-computer-for-distracting-you-from-work-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"No, You Can&#8217;t Blame Your Computer For Distracting You From Work [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/02\/talkinginternet.jpg\"><\/a><\/p><p>Here's the reality of the situation: even when your job is to distract other people all day, you can still be distracted from that. It took me three hours to write this post. Damn you, internet! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1928536\">CollegeHumor<\/a>]<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=ddc1e33d1a4d01a18ea0f791332ce576&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/1e3e0_img.phdo?s=ddc1e33d1a4d01a18ea0f791332ce576&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/1e3e0_eus.gif?eui=2226\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/1e3e0_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/1e3e0_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/f5ee3_full?i=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/f5ee3_full?i=AhGPddcHwUo:3Tvs0kp_4nM:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/f5ee3_AhGPddcHwUo\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here's the reality of the situation: even when your job is to distract other people all day, you can still be distracted from that. 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