{"id":68920,"date":"2012-02-03T07:36:21","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T07:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.immortalitymedicine.tv\/uncategorized\/greys-anatomy-recap-ifthen.php"},"modified":"2024-08-17T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T21:14:00","slug":"greys-anatomy-recap-ifthen-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/greys-anatomy-recap-ifthen-2.php","title":{"rendered":"Grey&#39;s Anatomy Recap: &quot;If\/Then&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Grey&#039;s Anatomy&#039;s alt-reality episode truly is a love    letter to the fans.  <\/p>\n<p>    In this new reality, Ellis Grey was never diagnosed with    Alzheimer&#039;s, which leads to a very different    upbringing for Meredith, the least of which: Her last name is    now Webber. That is just one of the nice surprises in the    alt-reality. Let&#039;s check out the rest:  <\/p>\n<p>    Music nostalgia: The episode opens on Rilo    Kiley&#039;s \"Portions for Foxes,\" which was the first song played    in the Grey&#039;s pilot. Throughout the episode, we also    heard songs featured in the first season, including R\u00f3is\u00edn    Murphy&#039;s \"Ruby Blue\" and Inara George&#039;s \"Fools in Love.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Meredith Webber: Meredith still lives in her    mother&#039;s house, but so does her mother, Ellis, and her husband    Richard! Ellis is now the Chief at Seattle Grace, and is being    awarded her third Harper Avery award. Meredith is desperate to    please her mother, and while she says she doesn&#039;t want special    treatment, she isn&#039;t afraid to use her status to get in on    Yang&#039;s surgery. Meredith later realizes her mom makes everyone    feel ordinary so she can feel extraordinary. A nice nod to the    two-part episode where Ellis died.  <\/p>\n<p>    Poor Derek: Not only is Addison still married    to Derek, but she&#039;s pregnant, too. However, their marriage    leads to a miserable existence for both of them. They live in    the trailer since Derek never built the McMansion, and he    doesn&#039;t even seem to want the baby that&#039;s on the way. \"It&#039;s a    beautiful day to save lives,\" Addison throws in Derek&#039;s face at    one point, the line he used to say before each surgery. Derek    is also not the hot shot doc anymore, and when a fight between    Addison and Derek seems to indicate she&#039;ll leave Seattle Grace,    Ellis threatens that she&#039;ll fire Derek over Addison quitting.    (One good thing: It&#039;s nice to see Callie and Addison reunited.    I always loved their banter.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Callie&#039;s conflicting feelings: Though Callie    has kids with Owen, it&#039;s clear that it&#039;s not a happy marriage.    When Arizona excitedly hugs Callie, the look on Callie&#039;s face    spells a sudden attraction to her co-worker. Plus: Owen still    has PTSD, and it seems that unfortunately Callie was the one    whom he once choked in reaction to a PTSD flashback. That&#039;s OK,    he&#039;s getting help from his war buddy Teddy, whom Callie thinks    is a man. Of course, it&#039;s not much help since he later punches    through a glass window. Cristina helps him clean up his hand,    and it&#039;s clear there&#039;s an attraction there as well.  <\/p>\n<p>    The real Nazi: It&#039;s not Bailey, that&#039;s for    sure. She&#039;s back to being the timid doctor once called Mandy,    one of the few characters that we&#039;ve already seen before. She&#039;s    extremely nervous around Ellis and can&#039;t stand up for herself,    which eventually leads to Ellis firing her. (The elevator scene    with Alex at the end did show a stronger Mandy, who    may be turning into Bailey.)  <\/p>\n<p>    A scary Yang: Cristina is a heartless,    hard-core cardio doc who has absolutely no bedside manner.    She&#039;s not even Meredith&#039;s person anymore, April is. It    turns out, Yang has no friends because she was ostracized for    sleeping with an attending, Dr. Burke.  <\/p>\n<p>    Fallen comrades: Izzie actually got kicked out    of Seattle Grace \u2014 and possibly shot up the place? \u2014 after    Meredith ratted her out for sleeping with a patient (Denny) and    stealing a heart for him. George, on the other hand, failed his    intern exams, like he did in the regular universe. However, he    just never showed his face again.  <\/p>\n<p>    Meredith&#039;s new beau: Meredith is actually    engaged to dorky Alex, and they&#039;re quite the perfect couple...    sort of. He&#039;s actually hooking up with April on the side, which    Yang discovers and reveals to Meredith in front of everyone.    Upon learning this, Dr. Percy ironically says, \"Just shoot me    now.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Lexie the cokehead: Though she still has    photographic memory, Lexie is not the smart doc we know and    love. Instead, she&#039;s a strung-out addict who overdoses and is    brought to Seattle Grace. Both her parents have died \u2014 her    mother of stomach issues, and her father killed himself \u2014 but    she knows about her half sister at the hospital (aka Meredith).    While Jackson suggests her ODing is a sign to turn things    around, Lexie secretly steals his keycard so she can raid the    drug cabinet. She&#039;s later brought back into Seattle Grace by...    Mark!  <\/p>\n<p>    Mark&#039;s baby: After Mark brings Lexie in to    Seattle Grace, he seeks out the mother of his unborn child...    Addison. That&#039;s right, Addison&#039;s baby is not Derek&#039;s.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cristina and Meredith, the couple that was always meant    to be: Though Yang undermines Mer in surgery, the two    team up to save Lexie&#039;s life. They end up going tequila shots    at the bar, bringing things full circle to Season 1. (Nearly    their whole bar conversation is exact dialogue previously used    in the pilot.)  <\/p>\n<p>    MerDer: After Cristina leaves the bar, Derek    begins chatting with Meredith, asking what people around the    hospital call him. It&#039;s McDreary. But he&#039;s not McDreary    tonight. He&#039;s just a guy in a bar, and Mer&#039;s just a girl in a    bar. (Another nod to the pilot, as well as Lexie&#039;s first    appearance on Grey&#039;s.)  <\/p>\n<p>    What did you think of Grey&#039;s Anatomy&#039;s alt-reality    episode? What surprised you most? Hit the comments with your    thoughts.  <\/p>\n<p>show  less  <\/p>\n<p>    Grey&#039;s Anatomy&#039;s alt-reality episode truly is a love    letter to the fans.  <\/p>\n<p>    In this new reality, Ellis Grey was never diagnosed with    Alzheimer&#039;s, which leads to a very different    upbringing for Meredith, the least of which: Her last name is    now Webber. That is just one of the nice surprises in the    alt-reality. Let&#039;s check out the rest: read more  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.tvguide.com\/tvshows\/greys-anatomy-2012\/episode-12-season-8\/ifthen\/191535?rss=episode-recaps\" title=\"Grey&#39;s Anatomy Recap: &quot;If\/Then&quot;\" rel=\"noopener\">Grey&#39;s Anatomy Recap: &quot;If\/Then&quot;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Grey&#039;s Anatomy&#039;s alt-reality episode truly is a love letter to the fans. In this new reality, Ellis Grey was never diagnosed with Alzheimer&#039;s, which leads to a very different upbringing for Meredith, the least of which: Her last name is now Webber <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/greys-anatomy-recap-ifthen-2.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[577281],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anatomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}