{"id":6158,"date":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/car-thief-gets-nabbed-by-the-law-while-playing-grand-theft-auto-crime\/"},"modified":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T04:00:00","slug":"car-thief-gets-nabbed-by-the-law-while-playing-grand-theft-auto-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/car-thief-gets-nabbed-by-the-law-while-playing-grand-theft-auto-crime.php","title":{"rendered":"Car Thief Gets Nabbed by the Law&#8230;While Playing Grand Theft Auto [Crime]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/070403_cb_grandtheftautoex.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/ac735_500x_070403_cb_grandtheftautoex.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>It could have been worse. He could have been an unlicensed plumber caught with hallucinogenic mushrooms while playing...well, you know.<\/p><p>Down old mangrove way in Florida, our new favorite criminal allegedly stole a 1998 Dodge Durango (for reasons that escape us&mdash;a '98 Durango? Really?), which was then found outside a house, miles away. Inside, the suspect was sitting on his couch, playing <em><a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #grandtheftauto\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/grandtheftauto\/\">Grand Theft Auto<\/a><\/em>. He was then, appropriately, charged with grand theft auto (and a few other things, to be fair). You are now encouraged to chuckle. 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He could have been an unlicensed plumber caught with hallucinogenic mushrooms while playing...well, you know.Down old mangrove way in Florida, our new favorite criminal allegedly stole a 1998 Dodge Durango (for reasons that escape us&mdash;a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/car-thief-gets-nabbed-by-the-law-while-playing-grand-theft-auto-crime.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}