{"id":6135,"date":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/apple-tablet-rumors-are-good-for-your-sexual-life-cartoon\/"},"modified":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T19:40:00","slug":"apple-tablet-rumors-are-good-for-your-sexual-life-cartoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/apple-tablet-rumors-are-good-for-your-sexual-life-cartoon.php","title":{"rendered":"Apple Tablet Rumors Are Good for Your Sexual Life [Cartoon]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2010\/01\/770509271_mugl4-l.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/5f873_500x_770509271_mugl4-l.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>You know, I have this friend of a friend who actually said \"I need <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5452501\/the-apple-tablet-interface-must-be-like-this\">whatever it is<\/a> right now\" and \"I'm hard. I'm ready now\" while referring to <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5452501\/the-apple-tablet-interface-must-be-like-this\">the magic Apple tablet<\/a>. <i>A friend of a friend<\/i>, ok? [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2010\/1\/22\/\">Penny Arcade<\/a>]<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=9d70b55de7ccc82a072e49c97e4d1076&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/d703e_img.phdo?s=9d70b55de7ccc82a072e49c97e4d1076&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/d703e_eus.gif?eui=2226\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/d703e_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/d703e_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/ad520_full?i=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/ad520_full?i=aR20xN9S3LQ:0WWVgTHJQDI:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/ad520_aR20xN9S3LQ\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I have this friend of a friend who actually said \"I need whatever it is right now\" and \"I'm hard. I'm ready now\" while referring to the magic Apple tablet. A friend of a friend, ok? 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