{"id":5987,"date":"2010-01-21T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/just-how-miraculous-could-an-apple-tablet-be-blockquote\/"},"modified":"2010-01-21T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T18:00:00","slug":"just-how-miraculous-could-an-apple-tablet-be-blockquote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/just-how-miraculous-could-an-apple-tablet-be-blockquote.php","title":{"rendered":"Just How Miraculous Could an Apple Tablet Be? [Blockquote]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/74d69_500x_lupusapple.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\">According to this tale by Fake Steve Jobs, the <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #appletablet\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/appletablet\/\">Apple tablet<\/a> isn't just great&mdash;it actually <em>cures lupus<\/em>. In other words, Dr. House's entire diagnostic team is pretty much out of a job as of next week. 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In other words, Dr. House's entire diagnostic team is pretty much out of a job as of next week. 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