Lots of red-blooded US Merkins love America so much they want to LEAVE IT (because Kenyan Mooslim Sharia Oppression and such). But one such patriot is a little more interesting! Sup, guy who started Alabamas secession petition Derrick Belcher, 45, of Chuncula? Blah blah libertarianism, RON PAUL!!!1!, freedom, not-racist, hard-working, etc. Oh yes, here it is: <\/p>\n
Its economics - just that simple, he said. Im working poor. And I work - Ive never taken a dime from the government. Ill starve before I take a handout. Thats what being a true American is all about. <\/p>\n
Belcher blamed the government for shutting down his former business. Belcher said his Euro Details car wash, which featured topless women, was successful for a decade on Halls Mill Road in Mobile. But he said he was arrested and charged with obscenity by city officials in 2001. <\/p>\n
The government ripped my business away, and now theyre choking America to death with rules and regulations, he said. <\/p>\n
Yes, Derrick B.! Seceding from the Union will stop Mobile, Alabama, officials from arresting you for washing automobiles with bare ladies boobies. If anything, it just makes too much sense! <\/p>\n
Stop Sharia! Secede from Mobile, maybe? <\/p>\n
[BlogAL, thanks to Wonkette operative \"Lisa Z\"] <\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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