{"id":51359,"date":"2012-08-19T14:15:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T14:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/on-the-lighter-side-comcast-worth-its-weight-in-golden-poo.php"},"modified":"2012-08-19T14:15:16","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T14:15:16","slug":"on-the-lighter-side-comcast-worth-its-weight-in-golden-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/spiritual-enlightenment\/on-the-lighter-side-comcast-worth-its-weight-in-golden-poo.php","title":{"rendered":"On the Lighter Side: Comcast worth its weight in Golden Poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    One of the great things about living in America is having the    opportunity to interact with great societal institutions that    are dedicated to the educational advancement, cultural    enrichment and spiritual enlightenment of the human race.  <\/p>\n<p>    Such as the cable company.  <\/p>\n<p>    The specific cable company to which I refer is Comcast, but I    hold a similar level of admiration for all cable companies.    Frankly, they are marvels of organization, competence and    genuine concern for the welfare of the various population bases    that they serve.  <\/p>\n<p>    It was thus with great reluctance that we recently parted    company with Comcast, at least in regard to its provision of    cable television service to our domicile. We still get their    Internet service. At least as of this morning.  <\/p>\n<p>    For those of you not familiar with Comcast, it is a 47-year-old    company headquartered in Philadelphia. It is the largest    provider of cable television and home Internet service, and the    third-largest provider of home telephone service, in the known    galaxy.  <\/p>\n<p>    In 2010, Comcast was honored by The Consumerist  a    sub-subsidiary of Consumer Reports  as the worst company in    America. In 2011, it lost the Golden Poo Award to oil giant BP,    and this year to EA, the video game maker. I for one believe it    is quite possible the 2011 and 2012 results were rigged.  <\/p>\n<p>    The reason my wife and I decided to cancel our cable TV service    from Comcast, and replace its entertainment amenities with a    used Scrabble game and some postcards of the Circus World    Museum in Baraboo, Wis., was what in divorce cases they    delicately call \"irreconcilable differences.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    These differences centered on Comcast insisting that in return    for more money every month, it would provide us with less    product. For approximately $100 a month, we had a choice of    entertainment venues that included a \"travel\" channel in which    various people travel around for no apparent reason other than    to eat fried insects; a food channel in which people who look    suspiciously like the people on the travel channel share    recipes for fried insects; and 135 channels imploring us to buy    sequined luggage sets or faux topaz bowling balls.  <\/p>\n<p>    I actually don't know what we paid for cable, because it was    \"bundled\" with our Internet service. \"Bundling\" is a cable    company term meaning \"mind your own business.\" There were also    charges for \"modem rental,\" \"digital box interface\" and \"oxygen    molecule tax.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Now, you would think that a company with billions of customers    wouldn't care if a lowly Sacramento couple wanted to drop its    service. You would be wrong. Comcast clearly did not want us to    leave. I think it was a pride thing. I think that Consumerist    Golden Poo Award really stung. I practically had to beg.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Read more:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sacbee.com\/2012\/08\/19\/4736592\/comcast-worth-its-weight-in-golden.html\" title=\"On the Lighter Side: Comcast worth its weight in Golden Poo\">On the Lighter Side: Comcast worth its weight in Golden Poo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> One of the great things about living in America is having the opportunity to interact with great societal institutions that are dedicated to the educational advancement, cultural enrichment and spiritual enlightenment of the human race. Such as the cable company.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/spiritual-enlightenment\/on-the-lighter-side-comcast-worth-its-weight-in-golden-poo.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spiritual-enlightenment"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}