{"id":4561,"date":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/what-is-this-jonas-lonborg\/"},"modified":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T13:50:07","slug":"what-is-this-jonas-lonborg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/what-is-this-jonas-lonborg.php","title":{"rendered":"What is This? [Jonas Lonborg]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Clue: It's not the world champion Conker player's special box. There's a clue in those last two words, though.<\/p>

<\/a>It is, my friends, a big bunch of Woodvibes - sex toys made of wood. Which is what I thought they provoked. Jonas Lonborg<\/a>'s creation (ingredients: aluminum, electronic gizzards, er, wood, special box which charges them up through induction) is so full of double entendres, I think I'm going to pass out from the pleasure. [Yanko<\/a>]<\/p>

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