{"id":4198,"date":"2010-01-05T16:40:03","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T16:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/i-want-to-lazily-do-naughty-things-on-the-glowing-belly-love-sofa-design\/"},"modified":"2010-01-05T16:40:03","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T16:40:03","slug":"i-want-to-lazily-do-naughty-things-on-the-glowing-belly-love-sofa-design","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/i-want-to-lazily-do-naughty-things-on-the-glowing-belly-love-sofa-design.php","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Lazily Do Naughty Things on the Glowing Belly Love Sofa [Design]"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Voice=\"Barry White\"] When I first saw you, girl, I knew I had to make you mine. Now, I'm in the mood, baby. In the mood for...the Belly Love<\/a>...Belly Love...oh yeah...I want to hold you...on that gloooowing light.<\/p>

You know... the Belly Love... No, really, you know the one I mean, don't you? Yeah, the sofa with the puffy glowing moving tentacles that release a fragrance while caressing your body which I heard is inspired by a soft coral found in the Indian Ocean that you probably saw when you were drooling one day after dinner watching old Costeau re-runs on your old sofa? Yes, your old sofa. This is... the new sofa, for, you know, doing it.<\/p>

And now, let's put the stereo in love mode, sweet woman of mine. I feel the love right here, glowing in my heart... and in my pants... while I get with you... in the Belly Love.<\/p>

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