{"id":40006,"date":"2011-10-02T15:30:47","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T15:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/softlayer-is-coming-to-town\/"},"modified":"2011-10-02T15:30:47","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T15:30:47","slug":"softlayer-is-coming-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/planetology\/softlayer-is-coming-to-town.php","title":{"rendered":"SoftLayer is Coming to Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you know SoftLayer is going global. Our Singapore DC goes live TOMORROW, and Amsterdam will follow suit shortly, so we put together a little &#8220;jingle&#8221; that I think you might know. It might be September, but if the stores are already putting out holiday items, Christmas songs should be fair game in October &#8230; And since we are entering that last stretch of work before those great end-of-the-year national holidays that give us a few days off, we can use a classic tune to help us power through.<\/p>\n<p>To those of you who love the song, &#8220;Santa Claus is Coming to Town,&#8221; you may not want to play the video below. To those who want to rubberneck at our goofiness and join us in a little fun &#8230; play away:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>If you want to sing along at home (because who wouldn&#8217;t?), here are the lyrics for your karaoke pleasure:<\/p>\n<div><strong>SoftLayer is Coming to Town<\/strong><br \/>\nYou better watch out!<br \/>\nCompetitors cry!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re gonna pout<br \/>\nI&#8217;m telling you why,<br \/>\nSoftLayer is comin&#8217; to town<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re setting up racks<br \/>\nand hiring staff<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re gonna open up our Singapore branch<br \/>\nSoftLayer is comin to town<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re not only in Asia<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll be in Europe too<br \/>\nWe know that you&#8217;ve been waiting for this<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t miss our big debut.<\/p>\n<p>You better watch out!<br \/>\nCompetitors cry!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re gonna pout<br \/>\nI&#8217;m telling you why,<br \/>\nSoftLayer is comin&#8217; to town.<\/p>\n<p>With two data centers and two network PoPs<br \/>\nShiny new servers and cables wired up<br \/>\nSoftLayer is comin&#8217; to town.<\/p>\n<p>DC CRAC Units that condition and cool,<br \/>\nPower and network in the SoftLayer Pods too.<br \/>\nSoftLayer is comin&#8217; to town.<\/p>\n<p>The SLayers and our clients<br \/>\nwill have to celebrate.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re expanding SoftLayer&#8217;s footprint,<br \/>\nFar beyond the United States.<\/p>\n<p>You better watch out!<br \/>\nCompetitors cry!<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re gonna pout,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m telling you why,<br \/>\nSoftLayer is coming to town.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Shout-outs go to all the SLayers who indulged us in this little song. We hope it&#8217;s less embarrassing than you expected &#8230; And if it&#8217;s more embarrassing, we hope it&#8217;s as terrible and catchy as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0\">Friday<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tip: If the song is stuck in your head now, one great way to distract yourself from it is to go and order <a href=\"http:\/\/www.softlayer.com\/dedicated\">a server in Singapore<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>-<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/skinman454\">@SKinman454<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As many of you know SoftLayer is going global. Our Singapore DC goes live TOMORROW, and Amsterdam will follow suit shortly, so we put together a little &#8220;jingle&#8221; that I think you might know. 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