{"id":36391,"date":"2011-06-26T15:42:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T15:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/this-massage-chair-has-everything-but-a-happy-ending-massage\/"},"modified":"2011-06-26T15:42:51","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T15:42:51","slug":"this-massage-chair-has-everything-but-a-happy-ending-massage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/this-massage-chair-has-everything-but-a-happy-ending-massage.php","title":{"rendered":"This Massage Chair Has Everything But a Happy Ending [Massage]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read This Massage Chair Has Everything But a Happy Ending\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/massage\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>massage<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read This Massage Chair Has Everything But a Happy Ending\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5815261\/a-massage-chair-that-uses-hot-stones-and-3d-mapping\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"190\" alt=\"Click here to read This Massage Chair Has Everything But a Happy Ending\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2b4fd_small_panasonicmassagechairhotstone.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\tThis massage chair by Panasonic has everything you'd want. 3D mapping! 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