{"id":3547,"date":"2009-12-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-29T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/this-is-what-happens-when-apple-fanboys-start-rapping-nsfw-apple\/"},"modified":"2009-12-29T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T00:00:00","slug":"this-is-what-happens-when-apple-fanboys-start-rapping-nsfw-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/this-is-what-happens-when-apple-fanboys-start-rapping-nsfw-apple.php","title":{"rendered":"This Is What Happens When Apple Fanboys Start Rapping (NSFW) [Apple]"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember the original Mac or PC rap<\/a>? Well, it looks like the guys behind it are back with another Apple-themed tune. This time it's a spoof of \"I'm on a Boat,\" and it's unfortunately kinda catchy. (Heads up: NSFW lyrics.)<\/p>

If you want to rap along to what these boys are calling \"a Mac fanboy's anthem about Apple culture and products,\" here are the words:<\/p>

(Shortayyy) Ahh shit!
Get your laptops ready, it's about to go down
Everybody on YouTube, watch the f***in screen
But stay on this muthaf***in page
We runnin this - let's go<\/p>

I'm on a Mac<\/a>, I'm on a Mac
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm clickin on a Mac
I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!<\/p>

I'm on a Mac, muthaf***a, take a look at me,
Straight iPhone'in hard, got the 3G
Bumpin iTunes, CoverFlow to be exact
You can't stop me muthaf***a, cause I'm on a Mac!
Eat a virus bro
I'm on a Mac Pro
We rockin 8 cores hard
Watch the screen go
I got my SuperDrive
And my mighty mice-es
I'm pluggin girls
You at work, pluggin in devices
I'm on a tandem fixie
And a 64-bit
Friends are jealous
Cause Parallels can run their sh*t
But this ain't P.C.,
this is real as it gets
I'm on a Mac, mutherf***er
don't you ever forget!
I'm on a Mac and,
it's runnin fast and,
I bought a neopreen green scuba sleve sham
I'm the king of the Jobs, on a Mac for real
If you're on a PC, then you're not C.E.O.<\/p>

Get the f*** up, this Mac is real!
F*** a Zune, I'm on a Mac, motherf***a!
F*** right click, multi-touch, motherf***a!
I'm on iChat with my boys, motherf***a!
These turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a!
Hey, y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz
I never need to learn what a driver is
Gonna say goodbye to all viruses
Like a Nano in pink, anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Mac
It's like a streamlined good-for-you crack
Wozniiiaaaaak, look at me ooohhhh<\/p>

I'm on a Mac, I'm on a Mac
Take a good hard look at the muthaf***in Mac!<\/p><\/blockquote>

Yeah, this is almost amusing enough to make me want to order a muthaf****in Mac despite it not being the best time to shop for those<\/a>. [Thanks, Peter!<\/i>]<\/p>

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