{"id":3537,"date":"2009-12-28T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/take-the-stretch-vespa-to-your-next-hipster-prom-vespa\/"},"modified":"2009-12-28T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T21:00:00","slug":"take-the-stretch-vespa-to-your-next-hipster-prom-vespa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/take-the-stretch-vespa-to-your-next-hipster-prom-vespa.php","title":{"rendered":"Take the Stretch Vespa to Your Next Hipster Prom [Vespa]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2009\/12\/fourseatervespa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/34900_500x_fourseatervespa.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>Vespa South Africa calls this four-seater a \"family car.\" Apparently South African families don't pack much for road trips?<\/p><p>Not to mention how silly it sounds for an angry father to threaten to \"turn this Vespa around this instant!\" No, the stretch Vespa should clearly be marketed to its rightful clientele: roving gangs of urbanites who don't mind making wide right turns. 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