A gay guy's mother stumbled onto his OnlyFans, but her reaction isn't quite what you'd first expect. (Twitter)<\/p>\n
Picture it: Youve just uploaded a new nude to your OnlyFans page that you charge $9.99 per month for. Youre proud of it.<\/p>\n
Thats when your iPhone flashes and a ding echoes across the room. Its your mother.<\/p>\n
Shes just stumbled onto your account.<\/p>\n
Its a scene thats the stuff of nightmares, but for one gay guy, a situation that would have made anyone else implode into a singularity of pure embarrassment turned out to be the biggest plot twist in human history.<\/p>\n
Yup. All of human history, we tell you, probably.<\/p>\n
It starts off exactly how youd expect, said Chris, based in Orlando, Florida, on Twitter, after his mothers co-worker exposed him for having an OnlyFans account.<\/p>\n
She saw my photos on her sons phone, he explained, and my mum confronted me.<\/p>\n
Christopher Michael, the text from the mum begins, likely causing him to shudder at the use of his full name.<\/p>\n
Why did Ms Jamie tell me she saw your nudes on her sons Twitter? Are you seriously posting your nudes for money?<\/p>\n
A stunned Chris then explains that he has an OnlyFans account and may or may not post pictures to promote it.<\/p>\n
All hypothetical talk here, by there way.<\/p>\n
Chris is then inundated with grey message bubbles from his enraged mother, who demands a response from him, who wonders why his mum is insisting of having this awkward conversation over text.<\/p>\n
We all then basically got whiplash as the conversation took a sudden left turn as the mum continues.<\/p>\n
You can go ahead and call me if youd like and try to explain it but I honestly dont care, she said, I was just pretending to care because Ms Jamie was in my office still.<\/p>\n
Chase the bag boo.<\/p>\n
Also I will be updating my Mothers Day list and Birthday list and Christmas list for now on.<\/p>\n
Apparently, Chris was left so stunned by this that all he could fathom as a reply was: <\/p>\n
Understandable, to be fair.<\/p>\n
After posting the bewildering exchange on Twitter, Chris was faced by users doubting that the person was his mum, but he curved back with the receipts.<\/p>\n
Were petitioning for her to become Mother of the Universe for, at the very least, the next seven billion years. That seems apt, no?<\/p>\n
In other words, shes not a regular mum, shes a cool mum. Facts are facts.<\/p>\n
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