A 21-year-old guy who was working the midnight shift at his job was bored with the lack of customers. <\/p>\n
However, an encounter with a woman who stopped by with a seductive offer changed everything, but not in a good way.<\/p>\n
Redditor \"throwaway53018\" prefaced his TIFU (Today I F'd UP) post by disclosing that he tends to \"run into some really weird people\" at his place of work. <\/p>\n
He played right into this very narrative on this fateful night. <\/p>\n
The Original Poster (OP) may have appreciated the company to occupy his boredom, but her services beyond that were not required. <\/p>\n
But it wasn't the last he saw of her. <\/p>\n
say it what GIF by SkyGiphy<\/p>\n
Things took a turn, post-coitus.<\/p>\n
see ya goodbye GIFGiphy<\/p>\n
The OP's father shared an interesting anecdote regarding a woman who was arrested for drunk-driving.<\/p>\n
Redditors gave their advice on what not to do.<\/p>\n
its always sunny in philadelphia shut up GIFGiphy<\/p>\n
Redditors warned that lying to authorities could have serious consequences. <\/p>\n
This user suggested the OP plead the fifth amendment and attached a video in which a Regent University Law professor recommended not talking to the police. <\/p>\n
Don't Talk to the Policeyoutu.be<\/p>\n
This informed user suggested to say the following when cops put on the pressure. <\/p>\n
The OP gave an update with some bad news. <\/p>\n
He lied and forgot about the surveillance cameras.<\/p>\n
This is how Redditor \"Peaceful-mammoth\" sees it.<\/p>\n
The hotel got slammed for their intervention. <\/p>\n
Maybe the OP will get off easy.<\/p>\n
We have bigger fish to fry. <\/p>\n
So much for social distancing. <\/p>\n
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